#u cant do that…
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silly vision in my head of lightning winning a race, not realizing his leg fell asleep from sitting so long (many cautions and an unintentional, uncomfortable new sitting position later) and when he gets out of his car on pit road he just faceplants. piston cup officials immediately are at his side thinking the obvious heat stroke, one of them pulls him up off the ground, the other is checking him for a fever, and hes like ⁉️ im FINE. theyre scrambling to get water for him and hes standing there like oh boy.. this is awkward..
the reporters surrounding him, recording, all while he tries to explain hes literally fine and no he doesnt need to go to the infield care center because his leg is awake now and can he go? he has a win to celebrate.. (doc, sally, and the rest of his crew are laughing watching it go down, doc tells him later that Yeah that happens when u run a race like that but also that hes gonna taunt him about the television clip of him tripping and landing face first on the victory lane stage)
#cars 2006#cars fandom#lightning mcqueen#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#pixar cars#in my head he just swats the officials away and theyre like ermmmm wtf#u cant do that…#and hes like ok? i just DID
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
#hermitcraft#qsmp#and a third server that i wont say the name of but you know#the bee speaks#if u cant stop weirdos from doing IRL shipping id just make it as horrible a process for them as possible
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newest issue of first years fashion just dropped
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fushiguro megumi#itafushikugi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#this quickly got away from me#taking hina from 3 days ago who thought 'yeah ill do 3 outfits for each of them what's the harm' and strangling her w my bare hands#original concept fr this was drawing the kids each matching a different outfit w gojo#but i got frustrated by th heights and placement so i said no tall people allowed and scrapped gojo from plans <3#tbh it wouldnt have been /that/ much better in terms of workload but the 3 drawings it would have saved me isnt nothing#but im just complaining fr nothing atp lmao i love all of these sm i love playing dress up with my tuoys (the jjk first years)#love treating them like mannequins i love coming up w outfits layer those kids UP#nobara especially i have so much fun brainstorming she looks good in everything To Me#i dressed megumi more smart casual than normal bc he's got gojo's credit card info and if i want him in balenciagas gdi he's gna get them#also listen i love megumi we know this but fr the sake of not dressing him in solid colour slacks and sweaters 3 different ways#i gave him the workout fit. it cant b yuuji all the time ok i think we deserve megumi in a compression shirt as a treat#speaking of yuuji good god where do i start#he's definitely stylish but in a 'got dressed in the dark/threw on the first articles of clothing i saw' way and i adore him so much for it#wears things tht make him happy w no regard for how they may or may not look tgt bless his heart#also i drew th skateboard fr posing purposes entirely forgetting my prior hc that yuuji cant skate so i roughed him up fr consistency#th boy just ate concrete but is ready to get back up and try again what a champ#anyway bless this line and shading style i lov u less detailed render i love u sharp swoopy fabric lines#saved me sm time fr#also this is my application fr the mappa jjk marketing team they should hire me and let me dress the chars id be so good i promise#ill even take out the vocaloid and pop culture references i wont infringe on any ip i sweaaarr
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sleepy time :)
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#hope draws#ogughghhg their damn lab beat me up#like wdym the walls r empty and the only furniture u have there r a solid TWO DESKS#A CHAIR AND A STOOL AND JAYCES FUCK ASS ANVIL I CANT DO THIS
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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
#bumblebee#b 127#transformers one#transformers fanart#transformers#optimus prime#i think hes so funny#bro went outside and on his first day he was given weapons and immediatly went and killed like 30 people#calm down boy#hes kinda scary#hes like killing people and havign SO much fun#u cant be doing that white baby 😭😭😭#hes going to be a monster on the battlefield
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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
#minecraft#tagged so i can find it ig#PROBABLY MEANS I PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT TBH#IT WAS 77 COBBLESTONE DO U UNDERSTAND HOW JARRING THAT WAS#IT LEGIT WOKE ME UP BC I WAS LIKE 'that cant fucking happen.'#shark talks#l
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trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style
commissions open !
#my art#fan art#sorry for drawing jc all slutty it Will happen again#lwj was actually the hardest how do u draw the sexiest man in the world when i cant draw men lol#beating my same face syndrome by drawing a bunch of weird homosexuals#kinda just mixed the dnghua manhua and drama designs together lol#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#chen qing ling#cql#mdzs#mxtx#wangxian#duh!#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#jiang cheng#nie huaisang
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in light of switch 2 direct and as an advocate for playing windwaker: if you have a low-end laptop/pc and a wired controller you can play ww HD for free, let alone gamecube ww. download dolphin. go to r/roms. save yourself 600 dollars
#p.txt#you can get dolphin on android too. i dont use that so i cant speak on it but#theres always options for people who dont have computers#do you have an old wii u? theres guides for thst too. play windwaker for free
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he won
bonus:
#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵#svsss#mdzs#moshang#hualian#bingqiu#sqq u spoilt brat#binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly#we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT:#xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily#and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset#lwj will not get in the way of that#sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#mo dao zu shi#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#wangxian#mine#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#lan wangji#xie lian#hua cheng#shang qinghua#mobei jun
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touch the spindle, touch it i say!
#the last time i drew Anything related to the spindle was DAYS after i got into twst and i don't think i even posted it. that's unacceptable#how could i draw silver a billion times and not the SPINDLE??? HELLO??? all i care abt drawing is delicious plot ITS RIGHT THERE?#in the movie not the game. YEA. the comp for this was inspired by some tarot designs on twt by @wonder_yoh. BEAUTIFUL!!!#and the frame for this if u looked carefully/compared? the frame is directly pulled from the thorns in sleeping beauty concept art#nods sagely. another catríona classic. it's got all my main points. some drama. my two boys. the birds. the clouds. thorns. its all there#i am very talented at drawing the exact same idea 400 times and somehow the comp is different. and somehow its a new piece#i am here for the silver girlies and silver fans ONLY. the thought of drawing a piece without him hurts....id take damage.#love u all lots. silver nation stays strong. stays winning. these are the rules#twstファンアート#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver vanrouge#malleus draconia#suntails#ive actually kinda wanted to do a mallerollo comicy thing to a song but i cant get the motivation bc silver isnt there. isnt that sad
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looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!
#text#DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I AM HINDERED BY ETHICS BOARDS IN MY IMAGINARY SCENARIOS. ITS WAY TOO OFTEN#why do i spend so much time imagining scenarios where im defending an experiment to an ethics board Well i cant answertthat
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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so i stole this photo !!! i found it on pinterest and didnt find the orig sigh. i feel a bit bad abt it
#ivan shitson the wearer of pants !!!#tuffnut thorston#httyd#how to train your dragon#tuffnut and chicken#rtte#race to the edge#idk why im tagging the season but eh#ppl do that so who can forbid me do the same#u cant mess up something thats stolen#-1 more point out of my listt
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okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."
once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.
i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.
however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:
someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.
#. like#she got 80% of the quote right. and i could say something. but she got the gist of it right?#and - i literally cant stop pacing. like she's not wrong. but like?#this is obviously a joke by the way !!!!!! but it was surprising to me that even tho im practically#Invulnerable to all Psychic attacks#..... it's the neurodivergence bc i want to correct her so badly but i can't correct her bc that would be mean#bc she's fine !!!! and she seems sweet!!!!!!! but!!#im aware this is not an issue by the way this is very clearly tongue in cheek#also the r.i.d thing made me laugh when he said it for a lot of reasons#legally my last initial is actually p. which would be problematic from an initial standpoint#as i either have rp#which feels like i'm saying Roleplay#OR i have . well. RIP. so u can imagine why i couldn't use THAT#luckily since im hispanic my name is the longest thing in like 23 parts so i just chose#a different (kinda in the middle) part of my last name#i had options in this btw i just did the math and i had over 20 ways to do my initials#to be deleted probably unless the people Crave the Small Internet Fame Stories
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i think hes so funny
#transformers one#transformers#ratchet#bumblebee#b 127#elita one#elitas like “i cant hang out today i got a dentist appointment”#and bee is just like “its ok i can just come”#"what the hell#LOOOL#that one friend who will literally do anything with u#my goat who needs to be included and everything all the time#he doesnt even have a job 😭#“ur job is being by my side” “HELL YEAH”
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gentle reassurances — k. bakugou
a/n: katsuki can stay mad at a lot of people for a long time. you are most certainly not one of them.
“come here.”
there was no frustration or annoyance in his voice, breaking the tense silence between the two of you as you stood on opposite sides of the kitchen. the words he spoke were soft and calmer than they were just moments ago, and you knew he was putting in careful effort to keep it that way.
you stood there watching him for a few seconds, quiet. he couldn't read the warring emotions on your face as the two of you held eye contact, and for a moment, katsuki was so afraid that you weren't going to come to him—that you were going to turn around and leave him standing there alone with his arms open. that you would leave the argument unfinished, unresolved.
his worries disappeared, however, when you crossed the gap and stepped into his waiting arms. you breathed in his familiar scent as you wrapped your arms around him. he did the same as he buried his face in your hair and closed his eyes. he took a long, deep breath.
you were the first to speak. "i'm sorry. i shouldn't have yelled at you."
your voice was muffled against the fabric of his shirt, but his heart gave a squeeze nonetheless. you could feel his head shake against yours, one of his hands moving up and down your back.
"don't apologize," he mumbled, his voice equally as hushed. "i'm the one who came in annoyed. you did nothing wrong. it's just—" he took another deep, steadying breath. "it's been a long day. for both of us."
you hummed against him, not moving from your spot in his chest. "still, it wasn't right for me to yell back at you. i should've given you space when you came in."
katsuki frowned at that, pulling back just enough to look at you as his hands slid down to your waist. "space? why the hell do you think i'd need space from you?" he asked, brows furrowed.
you avoided eye contact, choosing instead to focus on a loose string from the hem of his shirt. katsuki stared at you for a moment before taking your hands in his.
"hey, look at me," he said. again, his voice carried no hint of anger or annoyance at your actions, just gentle reassurance. "you are the one person i will never—ever—need space from, you hear me?"
you knew this tone of voice. it was one he only ever used for you. katsuki wasn't a liar, you knew that—especially not when speaking like this.
he waited silently, watching you nod your head. he pulled you close again, kissing the top of your head.
"i love you, okay? today was long, and...and i shouldn't have yelled, but i never need space from you, alright?" he kissed your head again. "so don't think like that."
you closed your eyes, feeling his chest rumble as he spoke.
"i love you, too, kats." you leaned your head up. "can we go to bed now?"
you smiled at the chuckle he let out, feeling his body reverberate again. he gave you a squeeze, burying his head in the crook of your neck.
"for fucks sake, yes please. i'm exhausted." he placed a soft kiss on your neck, then smiled at you.
"no more arguing, okay? not worth arguing over stupid shit like this, anyway. not with you."
"oh, so you'd argue with someone else over stupid shit?" you teased.
he bit back a smile. "shut up. you know what i mean. no more fighting."
you smiled, kissing him. when you pulled back, he swore he could see the stars.
"no more fighting," you concluded, feeling contentment wash over the both of you.
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