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jjetpack · 2 years ago

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could you imagine if we were

#jjetpack #jjetpack mmobile #corndog #corn dog #corn-dog #corndogs #corn dogs #corn-dogs #2 corn dogs #2 corndogs #two corn dogs #two corndogs

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imnotasalad69 · 5 months ago

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davekat but they havve silly shirts bcs silly shirts are like the SHIT.

how tumblr feels after ruining the image quality: 😈😈

this is me and my best friend btw

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years ago

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Jade, cooking a corndog: you ain't nothin but a corndog

Jade: fryin all the time

Jade: y'aint nothin but a corndog

Jade: simmerin in the grime

Jade: you probably got some rat meat

Jade: but you ain't gonna cook on time

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #mod terezi #source: me making a corndog at two in the morning and very bored about it

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catacomas · 3 months ago

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hello my friends !!!!

#andidotes #took a nap and went to the grocery store and now im home and feeling awesome #AND I HAD TWO CORNDOGS

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br1ghtestlight · 9 months ago

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breakfast today :) blueberry pancakes w/ whipped cream raspberries and syrup fried in canola oil

#love how all my breakfasts are like three course meals with all the food groups carefully cooked and prepared #and then for dinner its just microwaved two day old frozen corndogs #txt

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adobe-outdesign · 7 months ago

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If I suddenly got a ton of money, I would buy a big house, have all my friends move into it, hire a cleaner (or a couple, if needed), pay them 100,000$ a year, and then adopt ten dogs (gradually, over a responsible amount of time). And then just do as I please, focus on my hobbies and volunteering, buy lots of fan art commissions, lipstick and pretty clothes, and help people with my money whenever it pleases me.

if I had a ton of money I would buy a corndog

#maybe even two corndogs #money

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soediz · 9 months ago

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YOUCANT JUST SAY PERCHANCR.

Ermhai More oc art.bc its good formy soul mmbvbgbnn🤤🤤🤤

#yay #fursona #sona #art #furry #myart #soediz art #my art #idk whag elde2 tag this #AHGGHHGGG #LOREE #LORE KORE #LORE BEAM #EMO BEAM #wjy is this the second time ive drawn two chsravyers in this posjtion #so sumbolic guys.. (idk how 2 draw anatomy)#currently infront of a toklet rn /srs #i ate a bad corndog :(#how has ur guyss springbreakbeen

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i-eated-paint · 11 months ago

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Imagine almost crying because you don't have a corndog

#the paint man says his bullshit #this is so stupid but true #the two people who know me irl should give me corndogs

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goldenageofwireless · 8 months ago

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i think i will buy myself a little treat tomorrow (corndog from safeway)

#im in such a shit mood rn im literally daydreaming about eating a corndog to keep myself from sinking into the abyss #maybe i will even buy two corndog.... and some egg salad........#oughhh #and a lil drinky drink too........ perhaps arizona tea or dr pepper........ maybe even calypso.......... the possibilities are endless #🎸

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biitchcakes · 1 year ago

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@gwenbiote is trying to send @novaragno to the shelter 😔

❝ Alright, alright. Why are we allegedly sending Fel away ? ❞ Hands on her hips in the Classic Mom pose with amusement painted all over her face, Jessica looks between the girls. ❝ Why are we NOT sending Fel away, I meant ⸺ ❞

#she's like “do u two need to go in time out”#“get separated for a bit hm?”#she CAN be bought with a corndog js #( dash commentary tbt. )#gwenbiote #novaragno #( v. spider-verse. ) ⸺ ⌜𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕓 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕞𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕪⌟

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authoramalgam · 1 year ago

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HAH MNAF 3 Time babeyyyy! Featuring the worlds LONGEST park tour

#author living up to their name #mnaf #cringe is dead i wanna go nuts about my own writing #cant believe will has never had a corndog before #i mean i know why #but still #he just said that out loud to two idiots who just got out of college and practically Lived off of quick microwavable foods #they are shook #and also too busy fighting to realise something is horribly wrong #but they are the protagonists and if they were smart none of this would have happened sooo #i may draw something for this idk

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heavenlydreamangelflyhigh · 2 years ago

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IM GOING TO BED FOR DINNER

#realized wen i said i had dinner i mean i had a singular morningstar corndog ..and two spoonfuls of chopped strawberries #im going to die out here

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bloomingonionbitch · 1 year ago

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(yuck! the weird part of summer came early! my attention span is shot and my head is full and fuzzy and my stomach feels like i'm forever inching toward the first major drop on a rollercoaster - i don't know why i'm anxious and confused! listening music makes my brain glitch and reboot and i'm super struggling with task initiation again. should i just go see "Across the Spider-Verse"?????)

#y'all i am super routine oriented and i always go bonkers in the summer #yes yes i know i can go on a hot girl walk etc #or whatever?#i know i feel weird too because i'm sleeping too much #i'm just so fucking anxious about financial stuff #y'all know this #since when do universities chop federal loan disbursements into two parts?????#okay maybe i will go to the movies - please assure me that it will make me feel better #just eating a fucking corndog parked in my driveway #does anyone else feel like they're -in trouble- all the time????

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sandaasu · 2 years ago

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