goldenageofwireless

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You ever just wanna fuck?

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Told my dad I'm getting into coffee and he got really excited and started showing me the best coffee machines to buy

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Anyway I'm at my parents house rn and I'm reading through one of my old calvin and hobbes books and I've cried like 3 times. bill watterson put something Special in this shit

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The patient needs smoke weed to live

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Yo mama so scary, they cast her as the butterfly from slongebob!

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

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collaged my maizie

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do you own anything that's older than you?

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Anxiety is literally fucking silly like why do I feel like I'm being hunted by a bear. Im laying in bed listening to the jesus christ superstar soundtrack. The adrenaline is totally unnecessary

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looking extremely easy to poison today. looking incredibly naïve and stupid today milady. looking cute today

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Trying so hard to lock in and pack up but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to be Kris Dreemurr. Your TV your classmate and your fucking dad are all in the Bible

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Sorry for being horny on main but ohh my god. Oh my god? Look at his thighs. Im salivating

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💙 wavewave wednesday 💜

soundwave's favorite nap spot 😌

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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