#twaddle

[questionableadvice]

~ A Desk-Book of Errors in English Including Notes on Colloquialisms and Slang to be Avoided in Conversation, by Frank H. Vizetelly, 1920

[babylon-crashing]

fictile

I'll call you Thug Jug. I'm Whatever. Stud's

go thud. “I'm doubtful/ that you'll get this, Thug

Jug” – Ugh. Like cricks in my flesh; those, “fluids

foam,” at your thoughts. Moist. Oozy. Eel & Slug

call me, “Ken.” I call them, “Eel & Slug.” Slew

caked banks shall slip their levee. Soon flood hell

waters will. “Make this about Fate,” you coo.

I do. Cocksure crevices. That rank shell

flange. Dope B-Grrl style. Barf me out. Gag me

with a spoon burned to steam crowded with holes.

Such are my moots. Sis Slug bytes. The moon bit

our brain. Soul's fictile skull. Eel's grace. Oozy

on the eyes. You won't find me, by the doe's

toes, hue and gasp, on all fours: sniffing up git.

[peskyvinot]

I'm going to fucking sob

this part just caused a whole new level of happy stimming in me. THEYRE SO SILLY

[assistant-honcho]

so we're just making up words now ok cool

[j-august]

Gavin Limbert had perhaps been lucky, after all. He had died young and untouched by disillusion - ignorant or careless of the oceans of twaddle and humbug which constitute the main response of the Anglo-Saxon peoples to any form of artistic expression.

Michael Innes, A Private View

[dappy-dappernette]

I keep on hearing people go all "The voice of the Smitten is such a creep. All he wants in the princess is someone to control and keep as a pretty object. He'd drop the princess if she wasn't the perfect petite maiden like in the damsel route." and I will not stand for the Smitten slander.

Like- He's been in love with her as a burning corpse ghost lady:

A terrifying ghost woman who wants to bring fear and chaos to the world:

And even a murderous blade monster woman who would kill you and enjoy every second of it:

Like, he ALWAYS loves the princess no matter what she looks like or how she acts, he loves her for being herself no matter what or who she is. That's the point of his character and I'm tired of people slandering my boy.

[parziivale]

A black and white chibi commission for demonextdoor of c!alex and Twaddle!

[godofdumpsterfalling]

Every time I think abt Apollo’s dumb ass I get even more obsessed with him. He presents himself as having no filter but that is NOT TRUE because not even a fraction of what’s going on in his head falls out of his mouth which means that every time he says some absolutely stupid shit it was a DECISION.

Every day Apollo wakes up and chooses to say the dumbest shit you have ever heard. He has so much time to contemplate whether it’s worth bringing this nonsense into the world and every time he chooses to let the demons out.

[luftyloop]

Since this is the second time Pearl has talked about this on stream maybe a post explaining the tags is due.

Obviously I’m not gonna act like the fandom police, you tag how you want to tag, this is just for the people who are confused or new.

First of all: #shinyduo is the platonic tag, #gempearl is the shipping tag! (In most cases [blank]duo is for friendship while the blending of the names is shipping)

If you’re posting something and feel like it could be taken both ways, try to think how cc!Pearl or cc!Gem would feel if they saw it. Do you think they would be uncomfortable? Tag it with gempearl to be safe then, otherwise the shinyduo tag is enough. Besides those there’s the #hemitshipping tag for Hermitcraft and #trafficshipping for the life series (and I think #empiresshipping for empires?) USE THEM PLEASE

If you are posting something explicitly shippy maybe it’s better to not use the main tags (#pearlescentmoon, #geminitay, etc.)

I have seen fanart of the characters hugging tagged as shipping AND shipping fanart with the main tags like guys… cmon…how are we hitting both ends of the spectrum here.

Again these are not RULES just suggestions to better everyone’s tumblr experience :)

[beastlyanachronism]

Star Trek TOS + Tumblr Text Posts [Part 9/?]

link to Part 8

[professorlaytonarchive]

Happy New Years to everyone!!! To all the people who are already in the new year and to all the people waiting to get there. Everyone at Team Enigma and Team Professor Layton Archive wished you a Happy New Year!

(Credit to @yuseis-mindless-twaddle for recreating this lovey piece of art that was originally for Docomo Phones and as well as creating some art for Team Enigma)

[cunty-mouse]

Omfg the NOISE that just came out of me when Kathryn Hahn said "why are you still talking?"

🥵🔥💥☠️

How did I not know about this show before now? I feel Let Down by the Tumblr dykes tbh.

[riacte]

one thing that sticks with me is that bit months ago when false was making armour stand flowers on stream and she was like "you'd have to watch my episode to know what i'm doing" and gem was there like "🥺 i watched you! i'm your biggest fan! 🥺"

[rotzaprachim]

dr. Jackson Crawford’s videos were assigned not as main texts but as supplementary seminar preparation for an intro course in my reasonably prestigious department, if anyone’s interested in a totally free and both fairly in depth and accessible internet-famous look at a lot of things to do with linguistics eps Germanic:

[falseren]

their magical and miraculous ability to make literally anyone feel like a third wheel

[dappy-dappernette]

Omg they're laying next to each other, GerAme canon.