cunty-mouse
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i think knowing my next project will help motivate me to finish my current one quicker. problem is, i can’t decide what i want to make next. help!!
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#oh god its back#“hate crime levels of swag”#-phrases that have been burned into my brain forever#jane rizzoli
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Since I can't stop thinking about it, who agrees that Dana should've kept the hairstyle she had in Sixth Extinction I and II for the entirety of season 7

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David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
The X-Files (1993-2002)
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Would you rather:
Be able to eat as much or as little as you want and maintain perfect nutrition
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Be able to sleep as much or as little as you want and be perfectly rested
The food thing!! I could eat deliciousness whenever I wanted and also just not bother with lunch if I was busy or couldn't be arsed. I could skip a meal without getting so hangry that I did an infanticide. The Actual Dream.
The sleep thing is all very well but given that I have never been perfectly rested in my entire life I'm not sure how my body would handle it. Maybe I would spontaneously fly off to the moon. Can't risk it.
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I am bored on a long car journey if anyone wants to entertain me via ask hole... 😏
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Packing to go on holiday: trying to cram the whole family's mental illnesses into the car like a nine pointed star.
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I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain
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if there was a letterboxd equivalent but for shows, reblog and put in the tags what you top 4 shows on your profile would be
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Fave position?
I'm a simple (lazy?) guy, and I like her to ride my dick while I have a nice lie down. 🤷
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