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Who's excited for Fortiche's new series based on the hit show Third Life? 😋

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Xisuma has a big book of "baby photos" of the Hermits. Not all of these are actually photos of them as babies - Etho's been around too long for any of those to remain, Cleo doesn't remember their life, etc - but they're all the oldest photos that X could find.

He's got Gem doing that wobbly fawn walk; Grian's high school yearbook photos; Mumbo's first 'stache; Etho's earliest redstone contraptions; lamb Zedaph munching on grass; and so many more!

The only time this book has been seen by anyone other than X was during the Empires crossover. X decided to show the Emperors the photo book. He died several times as punishment, but it was worth it to see the teasing that ensued!

They all look absolutely adorable, stupid, or both!

-Mod Mleem

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(Wels-Pyjarmor guy returns to share more weird headcanons. Hi.) One of Keralis' many, many strange hobbies is playing bad matchmaker for his fellow hermits based entirely off speculating what their theoretical kids would look like. Highlights (lowlights?) include suggesting that xB and Beef should get together "to see whose beard shape wins", or that False and Tango should get together "to invent a new and blonder shade of blonde".

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genuinely bdubs going on abt the pythagorean theorem and everybody being pretty convinced he's actually meaning fibonnaci sequence but then he hops into a different world and what do you know he's on some way more advanced math and ratio bullshit than chat could comprehend. i love him so much

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Celebrating 1 year one the stareater discord!! I couldn’t be more grateful for the friends I have made on there!💛💛 (plus this is the new stareater banner ;)

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HERMITCRAFT ↳ BdoubleO100 off camry stream (16/12/24) — "Bdubs Plans His Next Build"

tweets used [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

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DESPERATELY need to see HH from Etho's POV...I need to see how much he's shaking while bonemealing beets

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[196] ??? This was gonna be something coherent

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MY HERMITCRAFT TIMELINE IS HERE!

This took an insane amount of time and research! Feel free to send me asks about any series/dates included because the wiki is very bare bones outside of the main seasons and lots of these videos have been deleted or playlists don't exist. This timeline only includes series under the HermitCraft name.

Here's another version cropped differently:

Check out my other MS Paint Pieces:

[Life Series Timeline & Player List]

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The most kills each person has gotten on another individual player

I made one of these a few months ago but obviously some numbers changed with Wild Life so here I am again. Like last time I did not include Real Life numbers and I'm also not including any deaths or kills of/caused by the zombie players. Sorry mumbo you got robbed (also, if I got anything on this list wrong um . whoops)

Scott: Joel & Impulse - 8

Joel: Cleo - 7

Grian: Scar & Jimmy - 6

Etho: Scar - 6

Scar: Etho - 6

Martyn: Tango - 5

Pearl: Cleo - 4

Impulse: Pearl - 3

Jimmy: Lizzie - 3

Ren: Cleo - 3

Tango: Joel - 3

Bdubs: Impulse, Grian & Skizz - 2

Skizz: Bdubs, Tango & Lizzie - 2

Cleo: Bigb & Scott - 2

Gem: Pearl & Scott - 2 (Etho can also be included if counting Lim Life kills)

Bigb: Scott - 2

Mumbo: Scott - 2

Lizzie: Pearl, Jimmy, Joel, Bigb & Martyn - 1 (Grian can also be included if counting Lim Life kills)

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hubgry hermits

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tango saying he's all flustered now after the most preschool text messaging between him and etho. whats WRONG with these two

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Etho being chatty and flirty in hermitcraft game chat with Bdubs during a rare Bdub's livestream. Either he always talks to Bdubs this way (horrible). Or he's hamming it up on purpose to entertain Bdub's chat (also horrible).

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I have been wondering. If Xisuma was the one designing the androids, does this mean he likes the neat, combed-back hair that they all had pre-deviation? Does he think this looks cool? Should Doc start tidying his hair back?

dfjbdjvsdjvdnfvsfmvdfnvdgbghnfg. Y’know?

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actor au by ethojoshi and festerandrot from twt lol

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and they lived happily ever after 🥲🙏

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Impulse: That's pretty much what the podcast is this week, so. (reading chat) "Life Series animatics?" (sounding excited) Yeah, see, I actually--(normal tone) Skizz and I had this conversation literally yester-yesterday. We were on a walk with each other? And, uh, yeah, cause that's what we do every Tuesday morning--I know, super cool--and, um. I said like, we should do a podcast where we're just like, reacting to animatics. But then we both kinda realized, like, that's not really a podcast, is it? So. Yeah, Tuesday morning, morning walks, we go for about, uh, it's almost two miles? Mile and a half, maybe? Takes us about forty-five minutes to an hour. And, uh, we walk around the neighborhood--in matching clothes, usually. So, yes. Yesterday our walk consisted of...

Impulse: (aside) we're gonna get hit by this. How about--our walk consisted--wait. Our outfit consisted yesterday--(aside) wait, can I do it from the top? Hold on. Oh, I'll just do that. (talking to chat again) Um. Matching life hoodies! Mmkay? We both have matching life hoodies--black, with the-the hearts across the front. They're so amazing. Best hoodies ever. Um, but, we also happened to show up both wearing gray sweatpants. Yeah, gray sweatpants, we were really stylish? But, it was cold, okay. Before you get all judgey. It was, uh, it was very cold. For--where we live. I mean. It's not like it's snowing, but, y'know. Ah, it was cold for us. So. And sweatpants. And we-we both wore--we both ha-happened to have on gray sweatpants. So, we're just walking around the neighborhood completely matching. Yeah.