#tw: alcoholism;

[anunkindncss]

Sometimes... demons were just hard to fight. Rory was having that problem. Ever since he'd returned home to Tree Hill, everything he'd ever ran from was now before him, and everything he'd brought back from overseas weighed on him. And so, he found himself drinking again. He didn't enjoy it anymore, that wasn't the draw to the liquor in his cup.

The draw was that he could numb away any bad feeling. That he didn't feel like a failure. That everything he'd witnessed in the sand box, it blanked out from the hard drive of his mind. Hearing footsteps approach as he sat on his front porch, he hummed. "Come to tell me how much is too much?" He was so tired of being patronized at nearly every turn. Matronized was even worse. "Come on... tell me how bad it is for me. How I'm wasting my life."

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[yamujiburo]

Ugly

[All comics in order here]

[lambment]

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

[eddiediaaz]

(you don't have to be a frequent enjoyer of either to vote. weed can mean any type of marijuana products: joints, edibles, oils, etc.)

add where you're from in the tags if you feel like it!

[diavalkitty]

[sm-baby]

TOON AU by @the-amazing-animated-circus

kofi🍾

my heart likes to think he cares, my brain knows that he'd snitch-

[attyrocious]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

[anunkindncss]

Hiiiiii. Can you tell me more about Jasper and Rory?

Heyyy! Sure can fam.

Jasper Rechter is a Hellhound portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal. I really in my head think of Jasper as like the surly bodyguard. He often finds himself feeling inferior to other demons because of the whole "guard dog" joke often made about hellhounds. He's prone to short temper outbursts but quick to be sorry (sometimes). I ship him with chemistry. He's Pansexual (as are almost all of my characters) and he doesn't consider himself a believer in love so much as lust and convenience.

Rory Byrne is a 24 year old Army Veteran portrayed by Max Thieriot who was hurt in Kuwait, suffering a above the knee amputation of his left leg due to a roadside IED. Rory is an alcoholic/recovering alcoholic who was based heavily in the One Tree Hill universe (his best friends were Brooke Davis and Peyton Sawyer growing up). Rory is heteroflexible and is often prone to helping others long before he gets himself help. He's super self conscious and has extreme survivors guilt coupled with post traumatic stress.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: There he is, my sweet baby.

Jason, holding a cigarette and beer: What?

[gojorgeous]

you meet satoru when his class comes to America for a two-week exchange program. You’re part of the corresponding class year, so it’s your and your classmate’s job to show them around and make them feel… welcome.

It takes him all of two seconds after seeing you to decide you’re his wife.

You’re the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. You’re smart, you’re strong, you’re THAT girl. He needs you.

The next two weeks are spent like teenagers. You manage to get Shoko in a dress and a full face of makeup and you get a few shots of vodka in the boys and suddenly you’re out dancing at any club that’ll let you in. The nights are fun, the days are even better. You and your friends take them to every good restaurant in the city and to every park and coffee shop.

You know satoru likes you. It’s obvious. Every time his eyes land on yours you practically see hearts. But… you ignore it. It would never work, anyway. You’re not interested in a one night stand and he’s going back to Japan. And even if he did want a real relationship, his clan would never approve of you. He’s Satoru Gojo and you’re a first generation sorcerer from bum-fuck nowhere with no money or status and nothing to offer but a pretty smile.

That’s what you think until he’s scheduled to be getting back on his plane and instead he’s down on one knee in front of you, begging you to come back with him to Japan and… marry him?

You call him crazy. You’re 18. You live on two different continents. It’s only been two weeks. You-

He cuts you off before you can go any further, telling you to please, “just listen”. Before you know it, he’s sliding a massive rock onto your finger and telling you that you can have… a trial period. Come back to Japan with him, live with him for a year. He’ll pay for everything, buy everything, and he’ll wire five million dollars into your account right now as a “safety net”. If you’re not satisfied with his performance at any time, you’re free to leave.

You’re crying, telling him this is a stupid idea, that his clan won’t approve, that the entirety of jujutsu society won’t approve… and yet you still find yourself saying, “yes”.

The next time you call home you have a lot of explaining to do.

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[existennialmemes]

Drinking Game for The US Presidential Debate- Rules:

Do not actually watch the debate

Drink a lot

Look at the memes about it tomorrow

Drink some more