#tw straight

[star-anise]

I really wonder if trauma theorists who say things like "Humans are the only animal that will be in a fright state when physically safe" or "the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't get PTSD" have ever, like

Do you think they've actually ever met an animal?

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[frownyalfred]

fear toxin / pheromone / Joker gas / whatever, but Jason's built up a tolerance smoking whatever weed his Narrows dealer will sell him on the DL so instead of flipping out and getting paranoid he just gets really, really, really fucking high and Bruce has to babysit him in the Cave (AKA giving him very specific pens from his desk in a very specific order and also Bruce isn't allowed to look directly at him) until it leaves his system, which takes like all of 1.5 hours because the Gotham weed is like half Joker-strain at this point and his tolerance is INSANE.

[meltedmush]

Sorry! 😭

[hexcoreviktor]

we creep up on extinction, i pull your arms right in i weep and say, "goodnight, love" while my organs pack it in

[latepivi]

apotheosis

[vodid]

no outlet

@blitzbee-week day 3: attack

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[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.

He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:

Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.

Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.

If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.

If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.

Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.

Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.

[seamayweed]

+ Bonus:

HWANG JUN HO & HWANG IN HO + being murder bros SQUID GAME — 1.03 // 2.06 & 1.05

[quaker-bitch]

[ghostatservice]

In another universe in order to stop Weirdmageddon Stanford would have to go ahead and seduce Bill in classic dating sim style! Organs and everything!

[fox-guardian]

[ID: Two digital drawings of Mouthwashing characters in 70s fashion. The first image is Anya, smiling wide with her arms behind her back and one leg held out. She is wearing a polka-dot hair scarf, striped turtleneck, suspenders, wide-leg color-blocked trousers, and color-blocked shoes.

The second image is of Jimmy and Curly walking while smoking and smiling at each other. They're both wearing fitted t-shirts and bell-bottom jeans, and belts that match their shoes. Jimmy is also wearing a plain chain necklace, and Curly is wearing an ascot. end ID]

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70s fashion disaster trio cuz we were discussing stuff in the wrong organ server and i had to Indulge.

[srfiv]

all my photo studies turn into ghost one way or another (ref)

[complete-clownery]

Would anyone like to see fanart where I ship my self-interest character with the monkey(s)??

No???

Too bad!

[azulapunchedozai]

RANT #1: SHIP COMMENTS

I HATE HATE HATE how toxic sides of fandoms would pick on popular straight ships by commenting father-daughter on every other straight ship contents and had the balls to say "I'm allowed to have an opinion!🤪" like can you keep it to yourself and find contents that suits you?

Also.. father-daughter??? Seriously??? Do they even know what father-daughter relationship is like??? Or do they not have a father to know what father-daughter relationship actually is???

The straight ship apparently had

✅ Jaw dropping symbolisms

✅ Subtle flirty lines (seriously? what father daughter would flirt with each other)

✅ Treats each other like an equal and have no need for parental affection

✅ Has official crumbs from the creators

And they would be like, OMG FATHER DAUGHTER!

Don't get me started with the "siblings dynamic" they always gaslight themselves to believe in because apparently that certain straight ship gets in the way of the most sexualized/fetishized ml𝐦 ship that has no actual mlm shippers and was just created because some fans are so h0rny they want to get off by making two of the most random male characters f𝐯ck with each other and the most "obvious evidence" they could present is that the male characters are beside each other in the official art or "they give g𝐚y vibes" / one is dominant and the other is a "f𝐞mboy" self insert character.

...or maybe they're insecure about some female characters? ISTG they will always find a way to hate the most gorgeous/kind/gentle/well-written female characters especially when they're involved in a popular straight ship on which one of the characters (most of the time male) is also involved in a rival g𝐚y ship.

And when there's an actual healthy g𝐚y ship they'd act as if it doesn't exist, probably because the characters don't make them h0rny asf.

Like come on, just say you hate straight ships instead of finding the most ridiculous "evidences" to debunk them and shoehorn your headcanon to other people, ignoring the actual pieces of information presented to you because you're butt hurt from the truth and you use shipping g𝐚y characters to cope with a certain real life straight relationship trauma.