#tw baking

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Hey! The chili was a HUGE success, requests have been made for it to be a regular meal! So, with that triumph in mind, do you have any other Palomino recipes to share? I'd love to try something else!

Hi love! I'm so thrilled that the chili was a hit, and do I have more Palomino recipes for you! Many of the dishes that showed up in the series are my favourites, and if people are interested, I definitely have more to share 😘

Poppy’s chocolate & rum cupcakes

Darlin's birthday cake featured in Part IV Strawberry Roan is inspired by my own favourite recipe - the chocolate and rum cake. However, since the cake is super rich and heavy, I prefer to make them as cupcakes (pictured are my mini cupcakes and I pair them with fresh strawberries), but you can adapt this recipe for a cake as well.

You taste chocolate on his tongue - and dark rum, must be Poppy's secret ingredient - as it moulds around yours.

As mentioned in the fic, rum is the secret ingredient to this recipe. I've been using this recipe for about 8 years now, and it's adapted for my typical Asian palate i.e. it's not too sweet, and the dark rum gives it a deep flavour and aftertaste that goes perfectly with the chocolate.

Important: The type of cocoa powder makes all the difference. Recently, I've been using Ghirardelli and I love it, it's silky smooth and it has so much depth to the flavour. Alternatively, I used to use a blend of Valrhona and regular cocoa powder (just regular Cadbury drinking cocoa), about 3/4 Valrhona to 1/4 regular cocoa powder. I wouldn't use all Valrhona because it is too dense and it affects the texture of the cake.

Full recipe below the cut:

This is actually the first cake recipe I've ever shared, so apologies in advance if the batch numbers are not completely accurate! The recipe officially makes 36 mini cupcakes, but the output may be a bit more generous since I used to sell these, I always made a few more to take into account margin for error. This recipe should make 12 regular cupcakes.

For the cake:

The chocolate mixture

60g dark chocolate (I use 70% chocolate), chopped

0.6 cup boiling water

0.5 tablespoon espresso powder

6 teaspoon unsweetened cocoa powder (see my note above the cut)

The dry ingredients

3/4 cup all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

Wet ingredients

118g unsalted butter, soft

1/2 cup granulated sugar

3 tablespoons brown sugar

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1.5 eggs (it’s a forgiving recipe - 1 large egg will do as well)

1/4 cup buttermilk

Directions

Make the chocolate mixture first as it needs to cool down before use. Chop up the chocolate into pieces small enough to be melted by boiling water.

Mix the cocoa powder and espresso powder with boiling water, then pour over the chopped chocolate. Stir until chocolate is completely melted and let cool.

Prepare the dry ingredients by stirring everything together in a bowl.

Using a stand mixer or a hand mixer, cream together butter and both sugars until incorporated. Do not overbeat.

Mix in vanilla extract and eggs until well combined, and scrape down the sides and bottom of the mixing bowl.

Pour the cooled chocolate mixture into the wet ingredients and mix until combined. Do not overbeat, scrape down the bowl again.

Alternatively add the dry ingredients and buttermilk to the mixing bowl. Always lead with the dry ingredients, and follow with buttermilk to ensure you don't add too much liquid. The batter should be silky and smooth, but not runny i.e. when you scoop it up with a spoon, it should be the texture of very soft soft serve, but it shouldn't dribble.

It depends on your oven, but for me, this batter doesn't rise a lot, so I fill up the cupcake liners to about 3/4 full. I suggest you bake one cupcake first to test how full you should fill it, and the time it takes. For mini cupcakes, I bake at 150C and check around the 15 minute mark, and they usually take 20 minutes. For regular cupcakes, I would check around the 20 minute mark, they might take up to 30 minutes.

A cupcake is done when it springs back when you press on it and your fingertip doesn't leave a dent. Don't overbake.

Let the cupcakes cool down completely before frosting.

Edit: I forgot to add that I poke little holes in the cupcakes with a toothpick and feed each one with rum before frosting!

For the buttercream:

I always make too much buttercream, because there's nothing quite as frustrating as not having enough for your last cupcake! And trust me, this buttercream is so good you can eat it off a spoon. So put any spare in a mason jar and enjoy it!

125g unsalted butter, cubed and softened at room temperature

1.8 cups powdered sugar

0.5 cup  Dutch-processed cocoa powder

0.3 cup heavy whipping cream

pinch of salt

1.6 tablespoon rum

Directions

Beat butter until it's soft and sticks to the side of the bowl in soft strips. When you scrape down with a spatula, you should meet no resistance and it should slide smoothly down the side of the bowl.

Add powdered sugar in half cups, scraping down the sides and bottoms of the bowl in between until the texture reaches the consistency of buttercream.

Alternatively mix in cocoa powder and whipping cream, always starting with the powder and ending with the cream. Add just enough cream for the the powder to incorporate into the frosting.

Add the rum bit by bit with the mixer on the slowest setting to make sure the buttercream isn't too wet - it will curdle if it does, and you want the buttercream to have enough structural integrity to pipe.

These cupcakes can be frozen frosted or unfrosted, and imho they taste even better when allowed to 'age'. Keep in freezer for up to 3 weeks, thaw in fridge overnight before eating. Pair with fresh berries, it's lovely when you have the acidity to cut through the richness! I hope this recipe makes sense and turns out well!

[fullcravings]

High Altitude Chocolate Guinness Cake

[1justw4nnab3sk1nny]

i need to remind myself to be patient. i’m not going to be my lw again in a week. i need to trust the process. the time will go by faster than i think.

[ahappyphjl]

hips don't lie

[thebibliosphere]

Due to this post about migraines, I realized that, between a combination of MCAS, the cost of groceries, and general executive dysfunction, I'm likely not getting much protein. So, I decided to sit down and work out how much protein I'm getting a day vs how much I need.

According to the Mayo, the average adult should get between 50–175 grams daily, depending on body mass.

How much am I getting?

6-12 grams.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not good 😐.

[drivebypainter]

A story in three parts!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone was trying to ritually sacrifice me and I had to keep finding ways to escape and get out of it. I succeeded when I baked some of the best tasting bread in the world and ate it with the person trying to kill me. It distracted them long enough for me to wake up and I wish I could’ve taken the bread with me.

[esthers-wine]

It’s almost All Hallow’s Eve…🎃

[parasolladyansy]

DxP REWRITE - Not Alone

(Sorry I forgot about the preview yesterday ^^; At least I remembered to post this today! XD)

Oh boy, DO they know >u>; After everything that happened in Scarlet x Violet among other things…

🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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[nat-stimmy]

Cookies and Milk! X / X / X X / X / X X / X / X

[earththings]

[oceantornadoo]

Hello… Uhm. This is my first time requesting, lol. I was wondering if you could maybe… do a part 3 to that one fluff thing with the reader liking Simon bigger in size? I adore it so far. You don’t have to though! I was just hoping you could.

since the holidays have a lot of eating, i decided to make this christmas fluff

previous parts here (it's called "i like you big")

tw: simon has unhealthy eating habits

"since we have to be here over the holidays, we're doing a movie marathon. christmas movies only!" you announced cheerfully to the groaning task force. it was a rare night on base where everyone was together, and you wanted to spread some holiday spirit. "and i bought cookies." that got some cheers, thankfully. you took the cookies out of the locked cabinet, a necessity when surrounded by ravenous soliders, and set them in the common room near the tv. you went all out: sugar cookies, chocolate peppermint ones, raisins for price (as part of his old man tendencies), scottish shortbread, and british tea cookies for your favorite brits.

"cheers, love," simon murmured. you tucked your head to nod, afraid he'd see how easily the term of endearment heated your face. instead, you busied yourself setting up your favorite christmas movie (elf, of course) and passing out plates to everyone. it was self-serve, so you stood back as your task force attacked the table with a single-minded vigor you only saw on the battlefield. curiously, simon only had one cookie on his plate, a british tea one. you took your usual seat next to him on the sofa, grinning as soap and gaz started debating the reality of a human surviving the north pole in only tights.

"only one, si?" you whispered, nodding to his plate. at that exact moment, you heard his stomach grumble. he didn't have his mask on so you could see how his cheeks got a little pinker at the sound. "not 'ungry." you frowned. instead of replying, you reached for your own plate, taking one of each cookie until it was stacked full. his arm was around the back of the couch so you tucked yourself in further. the chocolate peppermint cookie was delicious, and you couldn't hold back the small moan you let out at the taste. simon stiffened by your side, uncomfortableness radiating off him in waves. "sorry. it's jus' so good." your mouth was slightly full, this time with the scottish shortbread. "bonnie, ye got shortbread?" soap asked earnestly. "yeah, i figured it would be nice to have a taste from home. not sure if you actually eat these or if it's just a stereotype but..." soap smiled wide with a boyish grin. "our thoughtful girl, gettin' cookies fer all of us. thanks, bon." you smiled back, tucking yourself further into simon as he hummed in agreement.

"plus, i think everyone deserves extra treats during the holidays. animals gain winter weight, why shouldn't we?" you added as an afterthought. price snorted in agreement. gaz made a comment to him that earned him a whack to the back of his head. you snuck a look at simon, who was staring off into the distance, ignoring buddy's journey on the tv screen. "si?" you nudged him a little. "s'ppose y'r right. an' y' put all this thought into these." you gave him a small smile that he returned, a rarity from your lieutenant. he shifted on the couch, leaning forward to grab two more cookies from the table, decidedly ignoring the scottish ones. he took a bite of the sugar cookie in the shape of a christmas tree and closed his eyes contentedly. "good, si?" he nodded, his shoulders loosening and his body sinking into the sofa. "yeah, love. real good."

this was short but the rest of them has been as well so i hope you enjoy :) this was also the first time i've written holiday fluff <3

[fullcravings]

Espresso Martini Fudge

[han-ban-bam]

we are going for a multipart angst journey this time u guys. Someone decides to take a hit not meant for them and it spirals from there, buckle in.

music;

across the daybrink part 3 : HZD

as verdant limbs wither : HFW

[ivystoryweaver]

Let It Snow - Jake Lockley

Jake + Baking for @campingwiththecharmings

Winter Wonderland Fluff Ficlets | Jake Masterlist | Main Masterlist WC: 333, non-holiday, gn!reader, tw food, suggestive, not beta'd

A sprinkling of white dusts Jake’s beard, beyond the delicious salt and pepper you’re used to feeling against your face as he kisses you.

Flour fills the air, falling silently like a blanket of snow, dusting his dark curls, long eyelashes, cheeks and mostly, his beard.

You’ve just started something he’s likely to finish.

A food fight.

No. It's more of an avalanche of ingredients that miss the mixing bowl and make a huge mess in your kitchen.

"We're gonna run out of flour," you pout, nodding toward the bowl.

He chuckles darkly, eyebrows shooting up as he swipes his thumb over the fullness of his bottom lip. "It's powdered sugar, mi amor. Here."

He pulls you close, arm winding around your waist, and crushes his mouth to yours in a delicious, confectionery kiss.

You melt against the warmth of his chest like butter on a skillet. He does make you sizzle.

But he is a man of vengeance and he’s gonna make a mess of you in one way or another, so you willingly accept the glob of shortening he sneaks across your cheek, breaking the heaven of your kiss.

“We better call a truce or we’ll never get these made,” you attempt, brandishing a spatula to defend yourself, your body nearly shaking with giggles.

Jake reaches for the chocolate chips, holding the open bag threateningly in the air.

“Don’t you dare, Jake Lockley,” you warn, lightly swatting his arm with the spatula. “That’s the only bag we have.”

He pours a few into his open palm, a taunting glint in his eyes. “Bet this would taste good on your skin.”

"Waste another one and I'm gonna smack your ass, Lockley." You pop the spatula teasingly on the counter for good measure.

He shrugs, stalking toward you, "Don't threaten me with a good time unless you're ready to bend me over."

It takes you until midnight to finish baking night with Jake, but the cookies aren't the only delicious treats you enjoy.

Winter Wonderland Fluff Ficlets | Jake Masterlist | Main Masterlist

[momozilliness]

guys breaking fasts w smth low cal is great but the second the timer for my three day fast went off i monched on the yummy cookie my amazing and pretty and sweet gf made me with zero hesitation :p i think its ok to break your fast w whatever you want btw:333