#tw art professor

[ostrobothnianoccultist]

OKAY THE THIRD ONE OF ANECDOTE NIGHT! I went all in and got bad stock photos for this one. It’s gonna be a longish one because the whole situation was.. absurd. It’s all funny and stupid nothing bad dw :]

I’ll put it under read more so I don’t flashbang ya’lls dash with a long post!

So. Okay gather around children and let me tell you a story that sometimes comes back to haunt me and makes me cringe inwards like a sponge left to dry on a sunny day

It was late spring the year I was fifteen years old. Me and my best friend were hanging out at my house, bored out of our minds. We’d blogged on myspace already too much and crash bandicoot 3: warped started to grow boring after having played it for too long. So we decided, let’s do something fun.

And being fifteen, we were going trough the infamous ”Rawr O-o XD so RaNdOm lul ^_^” phase that every teenager goes. (You did too you filthy liar.)

So we decided on doing something random that we tought would be really funny. We got two of my mom’s colorful ikea flower vases (pictured below)

And stole my brother’s pepsi max from the fridge. Packed them in a backbag. Then decided to add a metronome I had lying around from earlier. I was practising for my flute matineé as I had to get a good grade on it to qualify to the school orchestra. You know, like all the cool kids. To those not in the realm of music, a metronome is a little machine that ticks on a certain tempo you set it to, to keep you on pace when playing. Example picture below.

Throw that in the backbag too and head out. My house was near this nature path-park-thingy that has statues on it. Fairly popular place for nice afternoon outings for those old couples with matching windbreaker jackets. We found our way to the nature path and set up camp. Set the metronome on the ground ticking, filled up the vases with the stolen pepsi and toasted the drinks. We pretented to greet bypassers like we were in a party, only noice being the goddamn metronome ticking on the ground. All this for the sake of being ”random”. All people walking by looked us weird (because we were being very weird and annoying) and we tought it was absolutely hilarious.

So after a moment this old gentleman approaches us, intrigued. He looked a little peculiar and had a certain oddity vibe to him. A stock photo of a man with his likeness attached below

Well something looking like that anyway.

So he apporaches us and asks, is this a contemporary art installation? Me and my best friend glance each other. What? Is it a whatingy what now? Goes trough our heads. But some GODFORSAKEN REASON we decide it’s a good thing to tell him that YEAH THIS IS EXACTLY THAT. We did not even know what it meant but decided to go with it.

So he starts praising us on the novelty and modernity of it, and giving us constructive critisism. He goes on about some artist who have done something similar and how our constellation differs and what he thinks of the meanings. Me and my best friend just kinda freeze in place and try to look like we know exactly what he’s talking about and we definitely are not just two morons with one shared braincell and too much time on our hands.

So turns out this bearded gentleman was the art professor of our town’s highschool ( we were still in junior high so we didn’t know) He had like, a bajillion degrees in art. How did we find out, you ask?

Well. We did post photos of this whole ordeal on facebook, and our older friend informed us this professor was using our ”installation” as an example on a course she was attending. Like describing it as art. We blackmailed said friend with very heavy implications of stuffing her in a box and mailing it to jamaica if she ever told A SOUL that she saw our photos and knew the story behind this bizarre installation the professor kept referring to. And we kept hearing rumours even years after that this installation was still a reference talked about on an art class. I never dared to check if the rumors were true.

And that concludes of the story on how I became a contemporary artist at the ripe age of fifteen accidentally

[hwathwugu]

Gale Dekarios

Gunsmith and sharpshooter. Wanted by the patent office for Breaking and Entering, Intellectual Property Theft, and more.

[bunnygirllover45]

counting bodies. counting my hours without you.

[princema-k]

i need more absolutely devastated hershels pls. hershel dying in the sanctuary even.

JUST SAY YOU WANT TO HEAR HIM WHIMPER JESUS CHRIST.

[airoarts]

Living dead girl

ID in alt and below cut

[ID: Digital painting of Claire from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future. She is depicted from the shoulders up, in her guise as "Celeste," pulling down the ribbon around her neck to reveal her head is severed from her body, holding on by a few ligaments. She wears a sad smile, bleeding from her nose and mouth as well. The background is a huge clock in blue and gold, and gear shapes and cracks are visible under it. end ID]

[creative-clawmarks]

Died in your sleep and woke up in time for class.

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KO-FI

[galaxytoons]

reminder that Invader Zim aired in 2001

[kalmiaclown]

Woaahh man, you can't just do that, that's like mean and stuff

bonus doodle teehee

[nightwonder7]

Finding out that some survivors have hunter identities the hard way.

[cutiepieautistic]

Professer inkling stimboard

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*This was a request!

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

"Professor, look out!"

At that moment, the knight's sword plunged into the Professor's left arm.

Textless version, paragraph and ramble underneath!

So! Wandering Castle, what a fucking novel. I first read a relatively okay (somewhat rough) fan translation of it a year ago, and it had me FLOORED. Layton gets stabbed a few times in this one, there's fights over uranium and Scottish(?) (Northland-ish) folklore, and many, many shitty people I think Tumblr would love.

The scene of the silver knight impaling Layton in the arm, only for him to get back on his feet and keep fighting despite, is one that gripped me by the throat. He also... spends the rest of the novel with a gaping bloody sword wound in his arm just. casually. because why even bother when you're too busy dealing with some sick little bastard putting you through these shitty trials. Luke threatens to kill everyone via. murder-suicide electrocution in one beat and I was absolutely stunned. Wild fucking novel. It goes from 1 to 100 very very quickly. It's like if you took the batshittery of the original trilogy, and amped it up in intensity because now they're allowed blood, serious injury and mild bad language. Seriously recommend finding translations if you can.

[harbingercr0w]

🪓 spotlight on mr. ingenue 🎭

[archie-sunshine]

now see him destroyed with bugbear penits.

[jesterday00]

I know it’s Emmy Wemmysday but my dear beloved Fiona needed to be drawn

I do believe that Theo would remove his hat specifically around Fiona to ensure she doesn’t accidentally damage it.

I also had a brainstorming moment while working on this that isn’t as cute ;( tw for strangulation mention (oh and Unwound Future spoilers)

A running headcanon started by @speedygoreman states that Layton was strangled with the scarf thing he was wearing when he was assaulted, and it gives him major PTSD to have anything wrapped too tight around his neck. Ties, ascots, tight turtlenecks, and of course, overexcited little 2 year olds who haven’t been able to hug you for a month. Poor girl :(

They figured out what the problem was of course and Fiona got to hug her Uncle Teddy again :)

[princema-k]

erm now draw clive covered in blood....

chat can we fucking kill this guy already

[invaderlazagna]

sanity is fickle

zimtober day 31: Halloween

HSBSNJDJDJSJSJJSJSJS FINALLY IM DONE SHSB. I started with a good one and ended with a good one. Everything else was trash (trust)

I didn't even do majority of the prompts lol but the stress is real. I will eventually do some of them on my own time (when I feel like it xD)

Yes it's based off of the Halloween episode

The person who finds all the "sane"s I wrote, gets a free drawing ehhe

Prompts by @snazzyrat

REBLOG THIS. RN. IT MEANS SO MUCH SNNSN