#trying to seduce them

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

Brooke Rhapsody gave the Inspector a bit of mood whiplash,

going from trying to seduce them to trying to kill them … twice.

[franollie]

lets get into physical

[moonliched]

i want to kiss mer moon and sun sO BADLY 🥺

god same😭😭 those damn fish are RUINING MY LIFE-!!!!

[mejkosmos]

my every waking hour nowadays:

[taamlok]

imagine being loved by me x

[yandere-daydreams]

apologies to all of you who know me personally and congratulations to all of you who do not. i am quickly spiraling back into degrees of lewdity hell and i fear this time it may be terminal.

[bombshellsandbluebells]

if I had a dollar for every time a criminal Shawn clearly had some attraction to asked him to come with him and join his life of crime I'd only have 2 dollars, but it's still weird that it happened twice

Desperaux this, Desperaux that, but nobody talking about how Tommy Nix wanted Shawn to run away with him

[napping-sapphic]

Cannot even begin to express how badly i need a relationship where i ask them to bring me some comfy clothes and they bring me their own clothes instead of mine

[figureskatingpenguin]

say hello to the ladies who have qualified for the 2023 ISU Grand Prix Final!

1. Kaori Sakamoto (JPN) - 30 pts

2. Isabeau Levito (USA) - 28 pts

3. Loena Hendrickx (BEL) - 26 pts

4. Hana Yoshida (JPN) - 24 pts

5. Nina Pinzarrone (BEL) - 24 pts

6. Rion Sumiyoshi (JPN) - 24 pts

Alternates: Kim Chaeyeon (KOR), Lindsay Thorngren (USA), Niina Petrokina (EST)

[hell0mega]

wait. if season 3 is about the second coming. are we gonna have a first Christmas flashback.

were they there?? were they in disguise? was Crowley one of the wisemen? was aziraphale??? are we gonna see Gabriel tell Mary in the most awkward way possible that she's pregnant? what miracles is aziraphale going to cast in secret to give them a better time? is Mary gonna be the funniest bitch in the club? is Joseph gonna be so confused? are we gonna get bildad-esque quips from Crowley? is the star they all follow gonna be significant???? Y'ALL.

[gothteddiesdotcom]

I want seduced so bad dude

[tennessoui]

Anakin as Obi-Wan's Campaign Manager?? Say more right now please!

correction - anakin (19yo) as obi-wan (35yo)'s nonconsensual campaign manager

here's a bit more! all just set up, i have no idea what i want out of this fic yet word-count wise. structure wise. etc.

The Kenobi thing happens accidentally, honestly. Anakin isn’t even sure how he got into it, but at the end of September, Padmé had mentioned how formative canvassing had been to her own political outlook, how impactful it had been to help out on a campaign, and Anakin had thought—that’s it. I can do that, and then she'll see we have things in common and then she'll fall in love with me. And that night, he’d gone to his apartment and researched upcoming local elections. He’d found the list of people running for the city council, and he’d chosen one at a random. Obi-Wan Kenobi was thirty-five and up for re-election. He’d first been elected four years ago, at thirty-one, one of the youngest city councilmen in the history of Coruscant, running—as far as Anakin could tell—on the issue of city infrastructure and misuse and diversion of funds away from public goods like pothole-less roads to drive on. Even just reading the summary on the guy’s past campaign had been boring as hell, but he’d won, is the thing. He’d won, which means he has a good shot of winning it again, which would make it incredibly easy to help him along. Not many people vote in city council elections—fact. Not many people vote for names they don’t recognize, and they have a higher chance of recognizing an incumbent’s name over a challenger’s—fact. It’s only impressive to canvas for a campaign if the guy you’re canvassing for is elected—fact. So Obi-Wan Kenobi was a safe choice. A stellar choice. Anakin hit the books that weekend, printed out a bunch of blurbs on what the guy’s done—apparently it’s been mostly advocating for filling in potholes on what Anakin would bet his tuition money on is the guy’s commute to work—and hit the streets to drum up support for him. The election is in the middle of November, and today is October 2nd. Half the doors Anakin knocks on remain unopened, a fourth are closed in his face, and the remaining percentage are either not registered to vote or seem lukewarm to the idea of voting in a city council election at all. Three different elderly ladies have asked him if Kenobi is running for president. Hell, next time he’s just going to say yes. —--------- But Ahsoka isn’t wrong. Anakin hates to admit it, but he knows he has to. She’s not wrong. Something needs to change in his strategy because he’s not getting the numbers he needs. Honestly, this whole adventure has made him lose faith in the effectiveness of democracy. Maybe dictatorships aren’t so bad. It’s not like these people are voting anyway. He’s smart enough to keep this observation to himself, of course, but he wonders what could have been so eye-opening about Padmé’s time canvassing when Anakin’s having a hard enough time making this whole thing door-opening.

[scrumptiousstuffs]

I’m looking forward to see the duality of Bison - I know Khaotung will do a great job of it

(Also, not gonna lie, I’m looking forward to see him innocently batting his eyelids to some unsuspecting targets before killing them)

Source as above

THK Press Tour - 06/11/2024

[see-arcane]

I'm going to lose my mind.

Eggers. Bobby Egg. Buddy.

No. Very much no.

[coconut530]

LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

[dreadfuldevotee]

AMC's Interview with the Vampire is already perfect, but even more perfect when you do not give a fuck about whatever anne rice actually wrote