#the assumption is that Vampires = DangerSexy (fine! cool! agreed!)
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I'm going to lose my mind.
Eggers. Bobby Egg. Buddy.
No. Very much no.
#again gritting my teeth and grateful that at least Orlok is remaining a non-sexy weird corpse monster#but like...#I get the appeal of Goth Girl Want Monster Man because Scarybad Deathsexy reasons#but once again we're falling into the trap that Dracula adapters have been happily jumping into over and over again#the assumption is that Vampires = DangerSexy (fine! cool! agreed!)#but that rule does not apply IN ANY WAY to FUCKING DRACULA OR HIS KNOCKOFF#Dracula and Orlok are by their own canon 110% about trying to actively steal away other people's loved ones#they do not seduce--they abduct/conscript against people's will. they are antithetical to consent#the ONE CHARACTER who actively desires them/their bite is shrugged off and then outright murdered#because the Count figure of Dracula and Nosferatu is purely disinterested whenever someone comes slavering after them#Eggers my guy#you're not Francising it all the way#but by god are you fanficing this#augh#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#robert eggers
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