#hemoakglobin

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imagine being loved by me x

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i'm here trying not to bite your neck, but it's beautiful and i'm gonna get so drunk on you and kill your friends, you'll need me and we can be obsessed

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i can scarce believe what i'm believing in

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the last thing their haters see before they die

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astarion's celebrity hall pass is drizzt and eurydice says fine then she gets one too and chooses the blade of frontiers. wyll is in on the joke and astarion is seething with rage for days

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what kind of love are you quiz results for eurydice 💕 thank you @haarleps for tagging me!

LOVE AS A THRESHOLD

Your love does not ask for much. Your love does not take. Your love is free, and unquestioned, and here for wherever needs it. When you fall in love, it is as gentle as a breath in the night. It is quiet, and it is effortless. It is tender. If your love was a house, it would readily welcome all who come through. If your love was a hearth, it would warm the hands of whoever stopped by, whether for a day, a month, a year, or forever. When you fall for someone, it is without strings, without conditions, without need. You love for the sake of loving, for the sake of caring for those who need it. You love with a giver’s heart and a giver’s hands and are made so much stronger for it. Being loved by you is to always feel at home. Your love may not always be well-received by those unprepared to linger, but it is unforgettable all the same.

tagging: @vspin @mercymaker @euryalex @arduath @voloslobotomyservice @ebonlake @yharnams @moinsbienquekaworu @neonbutchery @grandmother-goblin and anyone else who wants to!

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eurydice smacks astarion's ass like a football player

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hemoakglobin wedding is one day Astarion introduces Eurydice as his wife and she's just like oop okay I guess we're doing this, then they just refer to each other as husband and wife forever

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eurydice casts burning hands and sticks them in her and astarion's bathwater to warm it up

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24 + 29 for Tav Questions!

thanks so much for the ask!! questions from here

24. what was your tav up to in baldur's gate? did they live there, or were they in the wrong place at the right time when the mindflayer ship came through?

eurydice had only been living in baldur's gate for a few months at the time she was taken aboard the ship, and had been living under multiple identities. she had a regular job performing skits and rhyme with a troupe at the blushing mermaid, and spent most of her time off messing with rich people in the upper city. she'd sneak in posing as a merchant and spend the day scamming in the wide, sneaking into off-limits areas, and lying her way into patriar parties. when she wasn't doing that, she was at home reading and writing. she was in the streets of the lower city at the time she was taken

29. after baldur's gate is saved, what will your tav do?

i have extensive plans for post-game, but essentially eurydice and astarion move to waterdeep. they stay with gale for a while while they sort out real estate, then move into their own place with a couple of homunculi to upkeep the house. they get some reward money for saving the city and also seize all of cazador's gold, so they find themselves unexpectedly wealthy which takes some getting used to. it's autumn at this point, so they stay put through the winter and in the spring set out on "the year of astarion", where he gets to call the shots and eurydice isn't allowed to complain unless she's concerned he's going to get them killed. going forward, they tend to spend the winters in waterdeep and spring through autumn on the road adventuring. they're often joined by the other wormskulls, and their adventures tend to include a lot of scheming, lying, scamming, and side-missions tracking and killing the cult of the dragon agents that are looking for eurydice. all for the greater good, of course.

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5,19, and 26 for couple questions!!

thank you for asking! questions from here

5) how do they sleep?

since they're both elves they both meditate instead of sleeping; if they're meditating together they take turns laying on each others' chests; eurydice plays with his hair, he fiddles with her fingers and rings, it's all very touchy-feely. they're also extremely slow to get up and will spend hours laying there doing nothing if no one comes to get them.

19) What values do they not share? How do they reconcile those differences?

astarion is a lot quicker to resort to conflict than eurydice is. he's happy to stab first and ask questions later, whereas eurydice has a vested interest in not getting physically hurt and prefers to talk, or deceive, her way out of any potential combat situation. he understands why she avoids physical fights and finds her little performances both impressive and entertaining, and she understands why he feels better if his potential adversaries are dead with no option to come back later. usually whoever's method is the most personally beneficial wins out: meeting gandrel in the swamp is a good example of this. eurydice would really prefer not to engage with him, but at this point she knows enough about astarion's past to know that the risk that gandrel means to do astarion harm far outweighs her concern over any potential injury that she might incur. so she lets astarion kill him, even though it isn't the course of action she would take if it was her by herself. likewise, he begrudgingly lets her manipulate yurgir instead of attacking on sight because in that situation the physical risk of not at least trying it her way outweighs the minor inconvenience of it not working and just fighting him like they originally planned.

26) How are they with PDA?

their situation with pda is weird. they're both being pursued not only by Absolute-related factions but also by parties in their individual pasts. they both see pda as essentially hanging up a giant sign that says "hurt this person to get to me", so they avoid being obvious. you might catch a lingering hand or a held glance but nothing that advertises too much. they are pretty obnoxious in the privacy of camp and are not subtle at all about the status of their relationship, especially post-cazador pre-netherbrain.

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okay so the night before the netherbrain neither of them can rest because they're scared both for themselves and for each other. they're obviously not going to admit that so they go downstairs to the bar (which is closed as it's like 3am) and steal a bunch of alcohol. they're both in their night clothes and eurydice drinks a ton of mead, then astarion drinks her alcohol blood so they're both wasted. they make out sloppy style behind the bar, say some corny mushy stuff that they would never say sober, forbid each other from dying and then they stumble back up the stairs and go to bed. they wake up piled on top of each other as if they were dolls thrown on the bed by a child. it is never acknowledged by either of them

okay i'm cooking a made up scene rn if i post a description of it will u guys tell me if it sucks and is ooc and u hate it

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i'm not a dadstarion enjoyer by any stretch of the imagination and he and eurydice would never have kids even if they could but just for fun i was like... okay gen 2 wormskulls what would the vibe be and my conclusion would be that their children would be horrible and i feel bad for even having the thought

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sorry for shitposting so much this fine evening, they showed taash for 0.002 seconds so i'm deep in the muireann x taash trenches once again