#gave the Inspector

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

Brooke Rhapsody gave the Inspector a bit of mood whiplash,

going from trying to seduce them to trying to kill them … twice.

[allthemurders]

FATHER BROWN x quotes i found on pinterest

i do not want to be great, i want to be loved

[funkazoid]

[the-real-timeloop-tourney]

Best Character Stuck in a Timeloop

Propaganda for Ruu:

Imagine being a little kid who just wanted to help your people, so you offer yourself as a sacrifice to your deity who favors you. Your deity who is your friend and loves you, and in her grief over your death cursed your island and your people to relive the day of their destruction for killing you. You died, but then you wake up, again and again, and walk to your death again and again for centuries, hoping that maybe this time it will work. She only wanted to hear your song again.

Propaganda for Random Podium Inspector:

I wasn’t aware this poll was due for a random podium inspection?

[sheridoodle]

Watching the Poirot series for the first time and I’m entirely convinced this is just some eccentric queer friend group’s ‘Monster of the Week’ party.

[jemz-wry]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

I can't stop thinking about them

[anneofkeys]

Mrs Devine woke up way to calmly to a dead body next to her in bed. Like she got up and looked at the guy like she realized she left the oven on. And this guy way bloody.

Also, clear evidence of favoritism by Sullivan in that he didn't immediately arrest Mrs Devine despite the fact that if it was literally anyone else she'd be cuffed in less than 5 seconds.

[allcowseatgrass239]

Because in the earlier seasons, Talon stopped a MAD agent from throwing her off a building, SAVED her from falling off a blimp, and screamed her name when he thought she was jumping into a volcano. (For some reason I can't italicize words.)

Another failed plan. What a surprise. Talon entered the MAD lair and walked to the kitchen to get some dinner. It was a short fight with Penny and Gadget today. If Uncle Claw let him come up with more of their plans, maybe they'd actually get somewhere with them. He had some leftover pizza in the fridge. He could have that. As he approached the kitchen, he heard the sound of a fridge closing. Typically Uncle Claw would have been served his dinner by now. He poked his head into the kitchen to see a MAD agent with a vial in his hand and yesterday's pizza on the counter. What was he doing? He was putting something in his food. 

"Hey!" The MAD agent whipped around, dropping the vial on the floor. "What are you doing to my food?" "Uh..." The agent turned to run, but Talon pulled out his gum gun and fired at his feet, trapping him in the sticky, bright purple gum. Talon then pulled out his taser, and pointed it at the man's neck. "I want answers. What's in the vial?" "Hey, hey, hey," the panicked agent spoke quickly. "I'm just following orders. Dr. Claw instructed me to-" "Uncle Claw's behind this? What is it?" "It's some kind of serum to make you more evil. Apparently the boss noticed you were getting kinda soft or something. He wanted to make sure you wouldn't stop obeying his orders. He's just trying to make sure you're staying loyal, ya know? Not getting distracted by any coins or anything," the MAD agent explained nervously. "Mind taking away the taser?" Talon moved the taser away from the man's neck. "How long have you been putting that stuff in my food?" "A few months now." "And my drinks?" "I've been putting some in those too. Please don't hurt me." A few months now. Talon pointed a finger at him. "Not a word about this to Uncle Claw." The MAD agent lifted his hands and shook his head. "And if I catch you putting anything in my food or drinks again, a taser will be the least of your worries. Got it?" The man nodded. Talon walked away, leaving the agent to struggle unsticking himself from the gum. 

He washed his water bottle and filled it up with tap water. Did Uncle Claw even know what was in that stuff? He must have kidnapped some scientist to make it, but still. Who knows what was put in it? Talon sighed. Even if Claw did know, he wouldn't care. He never had. 

That night he lay in his bed, his empty stomach growling. A serum to make him more evil. Getting soft? Him? What made him think that? And distracted by coins? What did that even- oh. Uncle Claw still couldn't grasp the idea of a person having the same name as a coin. Penny. He didn't feel as much malice towards her tonight as he usually did. Ah. Soft. Maybe it was better for him to consume the serum. He couldn't let his feelings for Penny get in the way of MAD's plans of world domination. Defeating HQ had to come first. Even if it meant hurting- Talon let out a sigh. He didn't want to have to hurt her. During a fight with Penny when HQ was bankrupt, he had given her an opportunity to join MAD, stating that they could be partners, but she rejected his offer. He'd even thought about giving up on evil a few times, though he never let the thought linger for too long. Giving up on evil would mean jail time. And after that where would he go? What would he do? He'd have to start his new life from scratch. No one would want to hire him. Besides, this was all he knew. Evil. He didn't have much to cling to in this world, but he had MAD. A purpose. A roof to sleep under. An uncle who wouldn't care if he accidentally poisoned him. It was better than nothing. Had the serum made him more evil? Come to think of it, it did make him genuinely enjoy the idea of hurting people, especially Gadget, Brain, and Penn- hold on. A memory flashed in his mind. 

"Arrr. Now it be yer turn, girlie. Walk." He pushed the blonde girl trapped in gum onto the plank MAD had brought onto Sir Owen Barnstormer’s blimp, then to the end of the plank, and watched as she struggled in an unsuccessful attempt to stop moving forward and regain her balance. "Woah! Yah!" She screamed as she plummeted toward the ground. Talon lay silent in his bed. He pushed her. Off a blimp. With his own hands. He pushed her. And if it weren't for MAD’s floating ship beneath her, she wouldn't have survived. To make matters worse, he didn't feel more than three seconds of remorse when he pushed her. In fact, he joyfully exclaimed that he “finally did it” when he thought he was successful in killing her and her uncle. That was going too far for him. He was evil, but now knowing that he almost killed Penny with a smile on his face made him feel sick. Another memory crossed his mind. When MAD stole all of the water in Metro City and he almost drowned her in it. He could not consume that serum anymore. Of course he'd have to act like he was still being affected by it, but he was used to putting up a tough, angry, no-good-in-him villain front. He could do this.

[allasters]

Real time reaction to the shattered tatters of reality

[lilythelitten]

So if you know me on AO3, you’ll know I’ve gotten super into Murdle. I’ve gotten so into it, in fact, that I’ve done the unthinkable, broke out a few graphic novels for reference, and (gasp!) drew fanart.

Here’s an expression sheet for Inspector Irratino! Done primarily so I didn’t have to draw hands (and then I drew him in a pose requiring me to draw a hand :V) He’s wearing a shawl, hence why you can’t see his arms in most of them. For someone who’s fairly new to art, I think I did a decent job overall ^^

[sarcasmo-mexicano]

Congratulations, It's a boy!

Zenigata strikes me as the type of man that would faint when his child is born and cry when holding say child.

[justkillingthyme]

A compilation of every single time someone says Claire’s name

(MAJOR UF/LF SPOILERS)

[xserpx]

Lewis trying to find something to eat at Morse's house and ending up with a sardine and a radish in an unbuttered bread roll 😂

[avantroodles]

Would you possibly be okay drawing Inspector Jarvis and Officer Fuzz in your style?

Officer Fuzz is still recovering from the uhh- "fireball" attack and his fur hasn't grown in quite right. Inspector Jarvis has been helping him with the bandages sometimes and- uhh...

Inspector where'd you get that oddly modern set of clothing?... The costume room in Wartwallow?... Did... did you wash it atleast? Oh uhh 😬... alright.

[origami-trust]

I care that Monday's Babyface Blue,

Tuesday's Earl Grey and Wednesday's Sir Ru.

Thursday, Mayor Honey did it too.

Friday, Saturday, Miss Ruby and Judge Pine join the crew.

Sunday, I'm at the luxurious white collar prison (and I'm in love.)

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

hey guys wanna hear about that time i gave Detective Inspector Leonard Bloom from the hit game Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask a deep-rooted fear of solitude and several other fucked up idiosyncrasies due to his time in Targent. Oh and this caused me to figure out headcanon backstory details and other non-relevant details about his character and now he is a first generation filipino immigrant to england. to me personally. the rp has done some serious damage to my psyche.