#truth tho

[theadventureto-be]

Sometimes, you get reminded of good memories you have with the worst people from your past and that shit is so confusing.

[harris-coopers]

“This woman is perfect and she cannot do any wrong”

Kris on Lili’s Coachella outfit from last year!

[oceantail-oceantail]

while you are active have this fruitninja wip💪

THEY SWAPPED CLOTHES I LVOE IT

[mymidwestheart]

[nerdnag]

Partner: *walks in, sees me with my phone* Are you doing something you enjoy or are you stuck?

Me: I'm writing, actually.

Partner: ... On your phone?

Me: Dude I once wrote an entire chapter on my phone during a roadtrip and it turned out great.

[faery-snow]

Me with a cat = Wei Ying with Lan Zhan

Bothering the beast

[eldermillennialgod]

*Me, putting X-files on the TV while working this morning.*

Husband *passing by, does a double-take*: X-files???

Me: Yes.

Husband: *watching for a minute* Man, it's all so 90s.

Me: Yeah. I've never seen the whole thing before. My parents wouldn't let me watch it when I was a kid.

Husband: Why?

Me: I think they knew it would awaken something in me. Mulder and Scully were too hot.

Husband: Wow.

[nbnbd]

Some guys are cis in a trans way like they got their gender from wish and some are cis in a trans way like they got their gender from Barbie

[hug-your-face]

And all I can do

Is read a book to stay awake

And it rips my life away

But it's a great Escape

(Blind Melon)

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[linnyuy]

Hey you, you're looking stunning today xxx

[technically-human]

St. Hilarion's ghost story

[stompandhollar]

reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”

the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.

[accessible-tumbling]

[ID: A meme image showing Hank from King of the Hill tearing the text from the OP off a schoolroom window and sternly telling Bobby, "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." The inside of the school is labeled as Tumblr. end ID.]

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

[catastrxblues]

i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩

[daenystheedreamer]

can i b real with you guys. i think the eldest daughter thing has lost all meaning..... many of these guys are simply eldest sons. eldest daughter syndrome needs an inherent lack of trust and respect despite all responsibility placed on them. entitlement is very much eldest son behaviour. aegon is not eldest daughter that man is an eldest son for sure. kendall roy.... ill not speak on that man. i know a piranha pond when i see it. but know he is part of this post.

[nickelkeep]

Max is @dwinchester1979 and definitely needs to see you attacking us all. Brat.