#traumschiff surprise

[ayjaydraws]

I learned how to do these and now I’m unstoppable.

You can get them all here (you need a modded console for this): https://themeplaza.art/themes?query=user:ayjaydraws

[jujutsukaisen0]

don't talk to me about toxic polycules unless you know who they are

[nekotato]

Star Trek + Traumschiff Surprise Performance :)

[asparklethatisblue]

The Adventures of the Dreamship Error

or the Traumschiff Surprise x The Terror mashup I felt like we all needed in these tiring times

translation under the cut

Francis: did your bring your passport?

James: of course

Francis: closed the windows?

James: yes, I even closed the blinds!

Francis: oh for the love of god, stop closing the blinds all the time, that way everyone immediately knows we're not home!

*

Francis: he isn’t even a pureblooded Vulcanette

James: am too!

Francis: nooo you’re a mongrel dog!

James: gasping

*

Francis: there is something, that you still need to know

James: what is it?

Francis: I’m… an absolute loser in bed

James: Francis! Me too!

*

Off screen: oh! Someone laid down on the floor!

Francis: yes. That is John

*

Francis: Ow! Schrotty are you insane!

James: mutiny! 

Francis: Do that one more time and you’ll be sleeping in a single bedroom in Honolulu!

James: absolutely, ey

*

James: Pulle (Bones) was right. I’m simply too fat!

*

Hickey: Captain?

James: careful, don’t get too close

Hickey: the measuring of the automatic control system shows a certain smooth factor. They’re using strong vibrating modulations to push through to us. 

Francis: and… so?

Hickey: should I let them penetrate, Captain?!

James: gasping

*

Francis: And what are you supposed to be? 

James: I’m the Captain 

Francis: pft, you just fucked your way to the top

James: so? What’sthe issue with that?

*

 Sir John: Pugspeed!

Silence

Sir John: Pugspeed!

Gore: Captain, begging your pardon, but pug speed is currently kinda dumb

Sir John: why

Gore: we’ve got weasel damage

Sir John: very well, time to go home!

*

Jopson’s line: it’s ok daddy, you can count on me!

*

Lady Jane: there they are!

Barrow: I can’t believe it, how can someone get so far off course?

Lady Jane: contact them at once!

James Ross: they’re at the arse end of the world?

John Ross: does that surprise you?

*

Francis: do you even know who I am? My name is Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier, Captain of the Terror, and i carry both the responsibility for that sofa, as well as for my crew of over 40 men! And I’m telling you, it’s not easy to feed that many mouths

[nicotinzwei]

March

Game I HATED Life is strange 4 but I'm really enjoying Lost Records by Dontnod so far. Huge IT vibes with the past and present storylines. It's also really nice to play as it's released. It will come out in two parts and now were waiting for the second one to drop. I'm so upset Kat isn't in the present storyline and i really hope we get to see adult Swan.

Movie Okayyyy hear me out. I rewatched Traumschiff Surprise for the first time since being obsessed with it as a kid and i LOVED it. Was is problematic back then if thats the only german gay roles that there are? Sure ig. But I feel like the jokes are done in a way that if gay people could make them about themselves and if that woud have been what happened I'd love that. The comedy is so good i had such a good time. And also this combination of gay and bavarian dialect is something you dont hear anymore because the gays are all talking english now. I wish this was getting a sequel instead of Schuh des Manitu. This is our Monty Phython. I also HATE the first pictures of the Wuthering Heights movie. I will only accept the 2011 version maybe. Idk why it's not a bit more popular. Also im like 2/3 done with the second season of Twin Peaks and im sorry to say, I remember why I never made it through. The vibes are still good but I have no idea where were going with this.

[j-restlessgeek]

Space Taxi 💗

🎶🚀🚕👏👏🎵

Squeeeeeeeee

High 👏👏 high 👏👏 high to high 👏👏

Space taxi to the sky.

Feuersalamander,

Beine auseinander

Beine wieder zu

Und raus bist du. 🫵

High 👏👏 high 👏👏 high to high 👏👏

Space taxi to the sky.

Freaking looooooooooooove Space Taxi, gotta rewatch this movie every once in a while (whenever I realise i am starting to forget the lyrics)

[y-avann-a]

this is for my fellow Germans:

Mops-Geschwindigkeit!

Nach jahrelangem "das müssten wir eigentlich mal machen" sind wir (@hipsterfangirlfashion​) endlich als Crew der Traumschiff Surprise unterwegs gewesen!

Ich war Käpt'n Kork, mit @lovetrashcan​ als Spucky und @jennyallalong​ als Schrotty

for confused people: I think this trailer speaks for itself, even if you don't understand German, but tl;dr (tl;ds?dw?) it's a famous German parody trios second movie (first one was about westerns) and it is hilarious!

[krimitastisch]

Des wäre nett wenn ihr die Umfrage teilt, damit mehr Menschen abstimmen können! :)

[allmyandroids]

ICH HAB DIE OUTTAKES WIEDERGEFUNDEN 🤣🫶💖

[ayjaydraws]

"We burst into laughter and we noticed what those old Star Trek episodes looked like: Why was everything so pink and soft-focus? They sit there on their bridge and don't even know that they're actually gay."

- Michael „Bully“ Herbig

The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.

Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.

[ayjaydraws]

You mentioned in your latest reblog that you have some Traumschiff Suprise (Spork) fanart. Would you mind sharing them with us? 👉👈

Thank you in advance

Your Traumschiff Suprise fanart supporter

Sure, I’ll show you some Traumschiff fanart, why not.

Made this one for pride month:

One of the older ones but still a favorite, I think it was based on some pose reference I found on Pinterest and a more recent one, the „Chefsessel“ drawing:

This cool crossover poster design with TOS:

And some exclusive Spork, just for you:

You can get most of these as stickers, posters, T-Shirts, prints… whatever at my various stores, Ko-Fi, RedBubble and Inprnt.

I filled almost an entire sketchbook with drawings like this lol, maybe one day I’ll touch em up a bit and show em to the world but it’s a very specific niche and honestly I haven’t gotten much of any feedback for these so like idk if anyone would even be interested in seeing more like this.

Oh btw, does Traumschiff Miku count too?

[jujutsukaisen0]

[asparklethatisblue]

Grand confessions on the shale

(Calling this Traumschiff Error)

[wespenstich]

Ok but this is just literally "Traumschiff Surprise". Germans already had that AU just with black boots.

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

[mu5t4n6]

Stellt euch mal vor, Prinz William wird letzter König von England weil dann die Monarchie abgeschafft wird. Er wäre dann...