#traumschiff surprise

[demonlorddante]

woe. spock (and spuck) rainbow be upon ye

[jujutsukaisen0]

don't talk to me about toxic polycules unless you know who they are

[ayjaydraws]

I learned how to do these and now I’m unstoppable.

You can get them all here (you need a modded console for this): https://themeplaza.art/themes?query=user:ayjaydraws

[nekotato]

Star Trek + Traumschiff Surprise Performance :)

[asparklethatisblue]

The Adventures of the Dreamship Error

or the Traumschiff Surprise x The Terror mashup I felt like we all needed in these tiring times

translation under the cut

Francis: did your bring your passport?

James: of course

Francis: closed the windows?

James: yes, I even closed the blinds!

Francis: oh for the love of god, stop closing the blinds all the time, that way everyone immediately knows we're not home!

*

Francis: he isn’t even a pureblooded Vulcanette

James: am too!

Francis: nooo you’re a mongrel dog!

James: gasping

*

Francis: there is something, that you still need to know

James: what is it?

Francis: I’m… an absolute loser in bed

James: Francis! Me too!

*

Off screen: oh! Someone laid down on the floor!

Francis: yes. That is John

*

Francis: Ow! Schrotty are you insane!

James: mutiny! 

Francis: Do that one more time and you’ll be sleeping in a single bedroom in Honolulu!

James: absolutely, ey

*

James: Pulle (Bones) was right. I’m simply too fat!

*

Hickey: Captain?

James: careful, don’t get too close

Hickey: the measuring of the automatic control system shows a certain smooth factor. They’re using strong vibrating modulations to push through to us. 

Francis: and… so?

Hickey: should I let them penetrate, Captain?!

James: gasping

*

Francis: And what are you supposed to be? 

James: I’m the Captain 

Francis: pft, you just fucked your way to the top

James: so? What’sthe issue with that?

*

 Sir John: Pugspeed!

Silence

Sir John: Pugspeed!

Gore: Captain, begging your pardon, but pug speed is currently kinda dumb

Sir John: why

Gore: we’ve got weasel damage

Sir John: very well, time to go home!

*

Jopson’s line: it’s ok daddy, you can count on me!

*

Lady Jane: there they are!

Barrow: I can’t believe it, how can someone get so far off course?

Lady Jane: contact them at once!

James Ross: they’re at the arse end of the world?

John Ross: does that surprise you?

*

Francis: do you even know who I am? My name is Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier, Captain of the Terror, and i carry both the responsibility for that sofa, as well as for my crew of over 40 men! And I’m telling you, it’s not easy to feed that many mouths

[nomoreessays]

weil wir so schön sind, SO SCHLAU SIND, SO SCHLANK UND RANK -

[y-avann-a]

this is for my fellow Germans:

Mops-Geschwindigkeit!

Nach jahrelangem "das müssten wir eigentlich mal machen" sind wir (@hipsterfangirlfashion​) endlich als Crew der Traumschiff Surprise unterwegs gewesen!

Ich war Käpt'n Kork, mit @lovetrashcan​ als Spucky und @jennyallalong​ als Schrotty

for confused people: I think this trailer speaks for itself, even if you don't understand German, but tl;dr (tl;ds?dw?) it's a famous German parody trios second movie (first one was about westerns) and it is hilarious!

[krimitastisch]

Des wäre nett wenn ihr die Umfrage teilt, damit mehr Menschen abstimmen können! :)

[allmyandroids]

ICH HAB DIE OUTTAKES WIEDERGEFUNDEN 🤣🫶💖

[quarks-pussy]

The alt text..... sweetie, i hate to break it to you but. That's not Spock.

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

[demonlorddante]

[jujutsukaisen0]

[ayjaydraws]

You mentioned in your latest reblog that you have some Traumschiff Suprise (Spork) fanart. Would you mind sharing them with us? 👉👈

Thank you in advance

Your Traumschiff Suprise fanart supporter

Sure, I’ll show you some Traumschiff fanart, why not.

Made this one for pride month:

One of the older ones but still a favorite, I think it was based on some pose reference I found on Pinterest and a more recent one, the „Chefsessel“ drawing:

This cool crossover poster design with TOS:

And some exclusive Spork, just for you:

You can get most of these as stickers, posters, T-Shirts, prints… whatever at my various stores, Ko-Fi, RedBubble and Inprnt.

I filled almost an entire sketchbook with drawings like this lol, maybe one day I’ll touch em up a bit and show em to the world but it’s a very specific niche and honestly I haven’t gotten much of any feedback for these so like idk if anyone would even be interested in seeing more like this.

Oh btw, does Traumschiff Miku count too?

[dream-about-dancing]

You know who would be jealous?

Mr. Spuck, Captain Kork and Schrotty

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

[asparklethatisblue]

Grand confessions on the shale

(Calling this Traumschiff Error)

[gleamingsilence]

looks like a 90s homevideo because it is a 90s homevideo! :D https://pepimeinrad.tumblr.com/post/164535118821/gefunden-einer-meiner-allerliebsten-unser

I LOVE IT!! Danke für den Link, das Video hat mich kulturell sehr bereichert!!