#tagesschau

[artistsfuneral]

Tagesschau just dropped a new fanfiction trope.

There was only one bed. But we're also trapped on an island. While living in a coffee shop au. #cottagecore

[clairikine]

Ich nutze mal die Gelegenheit euch darum zu bitten wählen zu gehen. Bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte geht wählen

[ayjaydraws]

I learned how to do these and now I’m unstoppable.

You can get them all here (you need a modded console for this): https://themeplaza.art/themes?query=user:ayjaydraws

[gay-david-tennant]

utterly delighted that i can improve the destiel news meme with good old susanne daubner...

[poseidons-lovechild]

"who deceived whom? wer hat wen getäuscht?" [tagesschau, 16.11.2024]

is this the breakup of the governing coalition or a divorce? geht es hier um den bruch der regierungskoalition oder eine scheidung?

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

Holmes after Sign of Four:

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Translation/description: An Instagram post by the account Funk with a clip from the German news broadcast (Hessischer Rundfunk). The caption says "Überleitung des Jahres"/"transition of the year". In the broadcast clip, two women are hugging closely. Then they cut to the news anchor. She says "Oh, wie schön"/"Aww, how nice/beautiful". She chuckles, pauses for a split second and raises her hands as she says: "Kokain."/"Cocaine."

[queen-of-wisdom]

"Aliens are watching us!" "Aliens regularly visit Earth!"

Aliens were exactly once on this planet but unfortunately landed on Germany. They saw that little children are watching a show about depressed bread. Trying to recover from this shock, they were hit with the most lethal weapon (starring grandmas). Everyone saw it but just shrug, minded their own business and the adults changed channels to watch the news broadcast that has a cult status here & famously starts a 20:00.

[die-katholische-kirche]

Warum sieht sie aus wie bei Star Trek?

[leo-fie]

News from the Twilight Zone: Asking why Israel bombing hospitals in Gaza is ok and not, you know, evil, even if there was Hamas in the basement, is apparently relativization.

Tagesschau (German public broadcasting) shared an article about how only half of Gaza's hospitals remain functional.

I answerd that if could have something to do with Israel bombing them, to which a stranger replied that Hamas is hiding there and using human shields.

To which I asked how, even if that were true, bombing hospitals would not still be bad actually. Why it is ok in Gaza.

To which he said I'm relativizing. I'm not even sure what exactly.

[superconfusedcoryn]

Hab gerade diese Eilmeldung der Tagesschau aufs Handy bekommen und?????

Was.

[unfug-bilder]

Der Constantin ist übrigens, über seine Sprecherrolle hinaus, ein Akteur, dessen Treiben man auch sehr aufmerksam gegenübertreten sollte.

[panromanticace]

Was für ein Deutschland will Weidel?

Ein beschissenes, ganz eindeutig

[gifs-of-puppets]

Sesamstrasse 50th Anniversary Interview on Tagesschau (2023)

Source: Tagesschau

[tovarishfungus]

@femboytrain

@punalippulaiva

[poseidons-lovechild]

torben, haben wir das gleiche duell gesehen? auf augenhöhe? trump anfangs souveräner?

[official-die-hauptstadt]

"Legale einwanderung" und "machen junge Menschen fit für den deutschen Arbeitsmarkt" ok und was mit den menschen die nicht für unseren Arbeitmarkt fit gemacht werden können?? Egal aus welchen grund? Die dürfen einfach abkratzen???