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Real Reasons Dragons Hoard Gold
Tax evasion scheme
There are no other options
The king's entire army is unable to stop this dragon from taking all the gold
And then the taxman comes along
"Oh no, I would tell you my assets, but they're all in the lair of a dragon. Guess you'll have to mark me as having no money and deserving of a significant tax cut!"
Then the taxman leaves, and what happens?
The King finds a bunch of adventurers and tells them to fight the dragon
And suddenly the dragon- who need i remind is superintelligent, an archmage, strong enough to tear a giant in half and took down an entire nation's military not last month?
"Oh no! I cannot defeat five traumatized weirdos! I am slain! I guess you'd better take all this gold back to the king"
And all is well until next tax season when Oh No! The dragon has "somehow" revived and has taken all the gold again!
Someone needs to expose this, guys. This is why we still have medieval tech after 3000 years- all the funding's vanishing into unlisted dragon accounts.
#“The dragon's fiery breath burnt all receipts of all transactions in the kingdom you say?”#“Truly its evil knows no bounds”#Politics#D&D#fantasy
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people being shocked and frustrated by Alicent not comforting Aegon is funny because they clearly haven't been following the same "child bride, married by 14, two kids by 18, routinely martially raped, emotionally repressed, guilt-ridden" character that I've been following for the past two years.
#“She didn't comfort him!”#have we...considered that she literally doesn't know how to??#“She could've just hugged him!”#are we talking about the same woman who is approached by physical touch as a sexual/abusive transaction??#“She's a bad parent!”#yes?? we know??#sometimes the cycle wins guys. sometimes. the fucking cycle wins.#Alicent Hightower couldn't get out. and now she's stuck looking at the mirror every time she looks at Aegon.#and so. she won't look at Aegon.#hotd#house of the dragon#alicent hightower#aegon ii targaryen#text#team green
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thoroughly obsessed with the idea of knight!141 buying a girl off her parents instead of understanding that them taking someone from their humble family to start their legacy is a tremendous honor.
they're so used to seeing the influence money has, the power it holds on the court that his first thought after seeing her hang wet, threadbare clothes by a hut made of wattle and daub was, i got enough gold on me to take her home tonight.
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#transaction#transgender#transformers#traditional art#travel#television#typography#tattoos#artists on tumblr#trans nsft#trans pride#trans woman#transfem#transgirl#transisbeautiful#transmasc#mtf trans#tr#tech
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hey I'm normal haha. um. what if u draw some more heavy and medic cuddling haha that would be crazy hahaha.........
HAHA THAT WOULD BE CRAZY….. *hands you these then runs away*
#also sorry if the Russian is incorrect!!! I used google translate because idk where else to get transactions😭😭#also if tumblr marks this as mature I’m going to go insane#tf2#art#team fortress 2#digital art#my art#ozias draws a thing#my artwork#fanart#character drawing#medic tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress medic#heavy tf2#tf2 heavy#team fortress heavy#heavy weapons guy#heavymedic#medicheavy#heavy x medic#red octoberfest#red oktoberfest#medic x heavy#Ozzy gets an ask#tf2 fanart#also also#I’m recovering from art block so I’m sorry for any inconsistencies!!
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they’re so lame
#both spend ages on it. kai moreso but whatever. then they see each other with the hair they wake up with and think god they look like a fool#this transaction is very important to me#kai smith#nya smith#ninjago#kai ninjago#nya ninjago#lego ninjago
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How writing angst goes
#me every time I write something sad#first I cry and then you all cry#it's transactional#writing#fics
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bro he does NOT want to hear you practice your villain monologue
#jaceporter#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fh spoilers#porter cliffbreaker#jace stardiamond#starbreaker#see starbreaker sounds so cool i think it might be TOO cool for them#the worst coworker situationship in all the realms#obsessed with all possible dynamics between these two with what we know#literal hubris and his on-call spell slots#teacher's lounge toxic yaois go crazy#At a certain point all-consuming and self-cannibalistic conquest and love becomes one in the same on the path to divine ascension 🤷♀️#whether u throw any genuine feelings in the mix or its all transactional and messy im eating it with both hands#i do love a jace that hates his life tho#like i want this Bad Thing that has happened to exacerbate all of his worst qualities#I Jace to have been everything comes easy.Never has to teach. then gets fucking pulled into Porter's orbit Get Ready To Clock In Magic Boy
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also i love that they introduced the criston/alicent affair in the most non-romantic way possible. there's no declarations of love and "you are my everything" or anything flowery like that, in fact it feels very transactional and just driven by lust and the desire for basic human comfort topped with awkward post hookup small talk afterwards of "bit chilly today innit" while not looking at each other
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#house of the dragon spoilers#criston cole#transactional is the best word I can describe it as#like theres no declarations of devotion or love....hell#alicent looks like she wants him to be someone else altogether wink wink
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Dad always said I was like him
Meijack and Chilchuck Tims Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui
^ 1: Moony moonless sky, Fatima Aamer Bilal / 2: Bug like an angel, Mitski / 3: Woodtangle, Mary Ruefle / 4: The Third Hour of the Night, Frank Bidart / 5 & 6: FROM THE MAKERS OF "TWO-MOM ENERGY DRINK," IT'S "LET YOUR FATHER DIE ENERGY DRINK,", Daniel Lavery & Cecilia Corrigan / 7: Batman: Year Three (1989) / 8 & 9 : FROM THE MAKERS OF […], Daniel Lavery & Cecilia Corrigan / 10: Wilt, CJ the X / 11: How Do We Forgive Our Fathers, Dick Lourie / 12: Milk and honey, Rupi Kaur / 13: And My Father's Love Was Nothing Next To God's Will, Amatullah Bourdon / 14: Moony moonless sky, Fatima Aamer Bilal / 15: Someday I’ll Love Ocean Vuong, Ocean Vuong / 16: untitled, Joan Tierney v 17: Drunk, The Living Tombstone / 18: unknown
When your father tried his best to provide for you but he worked all the time and even when he was home he was either tired or stressed and he’s always liked to get drunk to relax and cheer up. When you know he values work ethics and respectability so you grew up to be capable and quiet. And when he says you’re like him you’re sort of puzzled, does he really know you so little, or does he know himself so little? But you like the feeling of your father ruffling your hair so you accept it, and still you stand next to your mother just as silent and just as stoic as her during family gatherings. He leaves again and again and when your mother leaves him nothing changes, really. You wonder if it’s more telling that you know him better than he seems to himself or that you don’t know him as much as you wish you did, or that you don’t think about him all that much these days. Out of sight, out of mind. And he’s never really been there, even when he was there, after all.
#It’s ok they do get in touch again and he prob at least lives to 40#Alright I’m ready to be normal about chilchuck again#Spoilers#I guess?#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#meijack#chilchuck’s family#meijack chils#Web weaving#alcoholism#cw alcohol#webweave#A couple more i liked are like a rearview mirror we’re not as close as we appear line and this french one from#Kristina Gauthier-Landry that goes like hands full of trout running up to you / look what i caught look / how much you love me#And this other one about chocolate coins that a dad arriving from work in middle of the night gives the happy little daughter running up#And it’s so anticlimatic and about transactional relationships and oughh ough it’s a good book#I am Chil is a complex absentee father truther sorry. Idc go see my analyses if you want don’t argue w me here#posts for which i am the target audience#Oh oh another one : So were we close? Or was it just the big things that held us together and the small things that let us fall apart?#The word father rotted in my mouth#Bc it’s left there to rot get it get it………..#Sigh. Like father alike daughter#I’m a truther that she’s more like her mom demeanor wise
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Just remembered I bought a Sasuke shirt while high a week ago
#weirdly cannot find any emails about it even tho its in my transaction history. hope it shows up i guess!#only remembered bc I had the tab open for several days and only just noticed it wasn't there anymore#i talk
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I hate doing this but NC was hit by Helene harder than most of us thought it would be.
My household of 5 has been without working water and power for 3 days (9/29/2024 as I post this) so we've lost just about everything in fridge and freezers and our estimated time to get power back is around a week or 2 (as of 9/27/2024).
We've had to buy a grill so we could have a way to heat water and canned soups, a cooler, and several lights and batteries and now we're very low on money for bills and food once we do get power back.
My work has no power either so my next check is gonna be bad.
If anyone could spare a little money it'd help a lot.
But please, if you're in rough shape too, just reblog to spread word, I wouldn't feel right taking money from others that are also in need in this time as well...
Kofi
Cashapp
$90/$200
#I'd add PP but it's a business account and it's refusing to let me make a personal rn for non business transactions#and my shop is on hiatus bc our post offices are closed bc they don't have power#pinned
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I really love how they are focusing on Annabeth’s view of transactional love, because it also strengthens her relationship with Percy. They don’t love each other yet, they don’t even consider each other friends yet, but Percy is willing to protect her in ways her mother- a literal goddess- does.
Not only this, they become friends, and later develop romantic feelings with each other, because Percy legitimately cares about Annabeth, not because she had to earn it. Because Percy is one of the few people, except for Grover, and MAYBE some of the seven, who loves her no matter what.
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#Percabeth#I still believe that Thalia’s love wasn’t transactional#and she just wanted to protect her#but still
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feels cool to go to mattress firm and get a nice big fancy mattress for me and my fiancee, the nectar of my soul, and paying in pounds of cash vs a little plastic card
#i just miss money transactions#really feels like i bought it#when i pull out stacks of 20s from a little paper bag
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Do you guys think I look cute in this dress ?😔 it's actually one of my favorites and also one of the first ones ever bought lol. 😅 it would be nice to wear it out one day to somewhere fancy .😊 however unit then I guess I will just be showing it off to you guys instead.♥️
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#trans woman#trans pride#transgender#trans nsft#tw ana rant#transfem#transformers#transgirl#transisbeautiful#transmasc#travel#traditional art#mtf trans#transaction
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idk quick doodles of a time where volo ends up finally giving up his plans and rei gets his friend back. i just really wanted to draw that hug haha
#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon volo#pokemon rei#clai's art#i imagine it takes a very long time to chip down volo's defenses to this point#he is antagonistic to the absolutely last second but that hug Breaks him for the first time in his thousand year long life#i didnt draw it but please imagine him having a good long cathartic cry#and the second one. an interaction for volo that is entirely NON transactional for once! rei wants nothing from him but to hang out!#i just want to see volo finally letting himself be vulnerable. lower his guard for once since he hasnt done so in centuries#got some very nice tags on my other recent volo post that made me think about him again#doodlejoltik if you're reading this shoutouts to you i love reading all your thoughts about my stuff heehoo
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