ozzyeelz · 1 year ago
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can’t believe medic tf2 got top surgery and still has the biggest boobs on the team..
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Hes probably heard comments about his chest from the entire team, It’s not his fault they’re so big😔
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itsmarsss · 4 months ago
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early bird
request: hii i love scandalous and was if would you ever write a poly ozzie/fizz/reader fic?? no pressure or anything, i really love how you write and after the angst (and the more to come from future chapters) something cute and soft would be needed lol (also fizz in suspenders💞💞 😔)
You jolt awake at the sound of a horn. That fucking horn. No matter how many times you throw it away, Fizz, somehow, finds some way to have another one the next morning. You don’t think it’s too far-off to suspect he hides a secret stash of them somewhere in the house. 
You groan, shoving a pillow over your head to conceal the noise, but it’s to no avail as Fizz pulls it from you. 
Ozzie stirs, and he gently pulls your head off his chest so he can sit up just to glare at Fizz. “Could you not?” 
“I think you know the answer to that.”
“Why’d you wake us up so early?” You question. “None of us has to be up until 9 today.”
“And how do you know it’s not 9?”
“The sun is literally still rising,” you tell him, pointing at the big window across the room. 
“Well I woke up and I had to go to the bathroom and then I couldn’t sleep again and I tried! But I couldn’t. And I don’t wanna be the only one awake…” he pouts, and he’s obviously trying to get pity points with that so as to not get further complaints about the horn thing. 
It gets Ozzie immediately. “Oh don’t make that face you know I can’t resist it.”
“Uh-huh, that’s why I make it,” he crosses his arms over his chest and smiles, tongue poking out a corner of his mouth. 
You roll your eyes and suppress a smile of your own. Can’t argue with that flawless logic. “What do you even wanna do so early?”
Fizz moves his body towards you by extending his legs, getting his face impossibly close to yours as he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. You get the hint, and laugh before planting a kiss on his forehead. “You’re cute. But no way. Still too tired.”
He exaggerates  an eye roll. “So lame!”
“And yet! You still love me.”
“Barely.”
“HA!” Ozzie laughs at him sarcastically.
“Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You’re a simp, Froggie.”
“Am not!”
“S-I-M-P. Simp.”
“So are you!”
“Never said I wasn’t,” Ozzie defends himself, putting his hands up in surrender.
“Okay, okay, everyone’s a simp. Now can we go get some breakfast or what?”
“Thought you said you were too tired.”
“I’m never too tired for breakfast, Froggie,” you pinch his cheek.
“Hey!” Ozzie complains, pretending to take offense to you making fun of his nickname for Fizz, despite it being a routinely occurrence since forever, and pulling him in a tight embrace.
Fizz squeezes himself out of Ozzie’s embrace, laughing, and you all get up off the bed. “Soooo what are we having?” He asks as the three of you exit the bedroom, and you both look up at Ozzie, expectantly. 
“Why am I the one who has to make it?”
“I mean, I can make it if you want,” Fizz says, and the three of you laugh at the absurdity of the suggestion.
“Yeah, no.” Ozzie affirms, serious, before looking at you with a raised brow. “How ‘bout you?”
“I’m just soo, soo tired, baby, look,” you pretend to yawn, and Fizz tries (and fails) not to laugh at it.
“You help me or no deal.”
“No fair! And Fizzy just watches?”
“Thought you liked it when I… watched… you two.”
“Your charm can’t get you out of everything, you know that?”
“It’s been working so far.”
“You’re too smug sometimes, Froggie,” Ozzie comments as he crosses the kitchen to get something, not turning around to say it.
“I already said I can cook if you really want me to!”
“Not after last time!”
“See?” Fizz tells you. “He won’t let me!”
“Oh and you’re obviously sooo bummed about it.”
He smiles, and Ozzie nudges you with a pink spatula. “Here.”
You realize he’s put on his frilly, tiny baby blue apron, and smile at the sight. “You’re so cute.”
“I’m thousands of years old and, like, three times bigger than you.”
“And so what do we say?”
Ozzie lets out a giggle. “Thank you, babe,” he pulls you towards him by your waist, placing a quick kiss on your cheek.
“Okay, so what are we making? What do I do with this?” You wave the spatula he handed you around.
“What do you wanna eat?”
“Waffles!” Fizz yells out.
“Ohhh, yes!” You agree.
“I could eat some waffles,” Ozzie decides.
“Hell yeah!” Both you and Fizz exclaim at the same time, high-fiving each other. 
You didn’t care about being woken up so early anymore.
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ozarkthedog · 6 months ago
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Ozzie's 11K Birthday Sleepover
when: April 26 - 28th where: ozzie's whoretorium aka my blog festivities: drabble requests fic/blog promos games and horny chaos feat. our main man, pedro pascal, among other beauties
more info to come! hope all of you can make it! 💙
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can-of-slorgs · 7 months ago
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The other researchers are also here! (magical edition!)
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ozzy-boy · 6 months ago
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Nimh and Volks?
i think I've heard something before about wolves and rabbits..... 🤔
I think Volks and Nimh would kind-of sort-of know each other from work. Volks is a model and Nimh is a personal assistant, so I like to think that Nimh is the assistant of someone Volks works with occasionally.
Volks doesn't think much of Nimh the first several times they meet. He almost certainly doesn't remember his name. That's fine by Nimh, he kind of finds the model intimidating anyway...
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wazzi2ya · 27 days ago
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jolapeno · 18 days ago
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65. Tell us about what you’re most looking forward to writing – in your current project, or a future project 💙
thank you so much for the ask, ozzie!
65. I’ve had a bit of a brain wave this week, thanks to @luxurychristmaspudding + @goodwithcheese to expand my with no strings attached fic out into a wider world — and show some of their other moments! so fluff and things and dates and it’s made me so happy and so inspired to just create a world again! and that’s made me feel really happy.
I know you’ve got your own questions, @ozarkthedog but what about you (if you haven’t answered it already) 🩷
get to know your fic writer
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spooksier · 10 months ago
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do u have a pandorica playlist?
YOU FUCKIN BETCHA!
its separated into 3 parts like the story (a sufjan stevens ambient track seperating each one. i am gay.) so if you want a peek into whats in store for our boy id check here first
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raustenacious · 1 year ago
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Honestly I think Harley and Ivy are the best ever and have the single best communication style in any show and I think I like their relationship more than Ava and Sara from legends of tomorrow and honestly that’s saying something and I have many thoughts on this
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karda · 3 months ago
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hi i hope ur ok ily
MICHAELLLLLL AUGHG
live dog reaction to me seeing this at work
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ozzyeelz · 1 year ago
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Transmasc blu soldier pretty peas with bacon on top
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As a transtape user who likes to have pretty colors I think he would enjoy america-themed tape :3
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ozarkthedog · 7 months ago
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oh hello ozzie mi amor 😈
idk if this falls within your criteria but-
i'm curious who you think gives the best head between all the p boys 🎤
oooo that's a toss up between Frankie and Joel. Their auras just scream "pussy in the mornin', pussy in the evenin', pussy at suppertime!"
Plus, they're both selfless and put others well being and pleasure ahead of their own (until death is on the line lol) and I think that makes them supreme pussy eatin' kings.
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zestials · 6 months ago
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zee's the type to scare the staff off ( on accident ? possibly. debatable ) but still pay. there will be no dine & dashing , even in hell.
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helluvabutt · 7 months ago
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Trying to imitate the shows art style for comics has me feeling like I don't know how to draw, so I decided to try and figure them out in my usual style.
I couldn't commit to a full human disguise though because I crave their more demonic aspects.
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jizzlords · 6 months ago
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What happened to asking him to dinner and having such vulgar topics over some candlelight? Actually, you know what? This works fine.
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thatseventiesbitch · 10 months ago
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What are your wishes for Leia as a character in season 2 of t9s? or characters in general lol and what do you think will happen in this season?
I'm very excited 🥹thanks for your updates about the series
Thanks for the ask! I share your excitement for season 2. They've already filmed 4 episodes (and are taping another one this Friday!) so I am feeling cautiously optimistic that they might release something in time for summer, even if it's only part of the season. 🤞
My wish for Leia this season is that we see some growth/character development. Is she becoming more confident (in her friendships and in love)? How are her relationships developing - with Gwen, with Jay, with Nate (?), with her family? She should seem a little bit older, as she's now going to be turning 16. I'm wondering if the slightly rebellious attitude we saw in season 1 will be more... present this season.
In general, if I had to make a prediction, I bet this season will be about "hook-ups, break-ups, and [causing] trouble" as the descriptor on 1iota says. I bet Nikki/Nate will be thrown into relationship disarray at some point during the season, and the Leia/Nate/Jay thing will also come to a head fairly quickly. I could see Leia dating Nate for the majority of the season, but be fighting/denying her feelings for Jay the whole time. In the finale, finally she admits her feelings to Jay and there's a cliffhanger into S3.
Personally, of course, I'm hoping for some more #Geia content - and I'm confident we'll get it (both moments of friendship, and moments for 'shippers like me to squee over). I'm also hoping for a second Topher Grace appearance, another on-screen Eric/Donna moment, another on-screen Eric-Forman-as-a-dad moment, and seeing the whole Forman family interact again. Maybe for her sweet sixteen? 🤞
Oh, and I've said this before but I have this very clear storyline in my head where Ozzie comes out to his parents and it doesn't go well, and the Formans step in to help mediate and maybe even give Ozzie a place to stay temporarily (paralleling their care for Hyde, obv). At this point I might write it into a fanfic, lol.
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