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Travis: If you’re a man, why do you have boobs?
Angel Dust: Sir, these are my emotional support titties.
#could honestly work for transmasc angel or just canon floof#source: original#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#incorrect hazbin quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#trans angel dust#transgender angel dust#trans man angel dust#trans headcanon#fanby’s fuckery
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Yeah I caved
Huskerdust baby
Huskerdust baby
#mpreg#male pregnancy#trans man#trans male#trans pregnancy#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#artists on tumblr#angel dust#husker#angelhusk#Whitney
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Hey, do you live in the US and are old enough to vote?
DO IT.
Your vote matters even if you live in a normally Republican state.
If Trump gets into office he will never fucking leave and people like you and me will lose all our fucking rights.
Please go vote. And don't vote third party, I know you think Kamala isn't the best but voting third party will never work because we have a fucked up system.
VOTE
Please also reblog for more visibility
#phandom#daniel howell#phil lester#phan#dan and phil#danandphilgames#good omens#spider man#deadpool#angel dust hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#mlp#lgbtq#trans#furby 1998#furry#artists on tumblr#dnp#grian#ph1lza#technoblade#fanart#supernatural#spidypool#rarijack#rainbow dash#im tagging anything at this point#danny phantom#amazingphil
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alastor: (probably drunk because probably would never say this shit sober)
alastor: anyway, congrats again on being married!
husk: ...angel and i got hitched four fucking years ago... you were there... you played us a song...
alastor: yes, well! the next step is to fill this horrible place with your hellion children. should be rather quick and easy. you both have the parts, after all! lucky you! why not go upstairs now and hop to it?
angel: oh my god he wants us to go make a baby literally
husk: no he just wants us to leave the bar so he can steal all the absinthe to go cry and black out in his tower again
#the man is a mess#which man?? all of the above#trans!angeldust#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin#angel dust#husk hazbin#hazbin funnies#huskerdust#angelhusk#casino hearts#(still waiting for the day in our society when no one has to specify that a man is trans or intersex when there is talk of childbearing)#shipping /#alcohol /#you could find out if its stolas or alastor who's more powerful by who can handle more absinthe#logically tho there probably isnt any absinthe at that bar otherwise angel wouldnt have complained at the drink husk made dhdjhdjf
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I don't care what's canon or not, Huskerdust is T4T and no one can tell me otherwise
#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#angel dust#huskerdust#husk#hazbin husk#trans headcanons#in my mind husk is a trans man and angel is non binary#but all trans headcanons are good#r talks#my headcanons
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So, I just want to go on a little tangent here about Angel here.
Okay so when I first watched the pilot I initially thought that Angel was a trans man (because of the chest fluff of course). But later on after reading about him online I found out he wasn't and.... I'm kinda disappointed about that.
Because most on screen media depicts trans people as always dressing in the clothes that are associated with the gender they identify as. Ex: trans women always dress feminine and trans men always dress masculine. So, naturally when I saw Angel I thought it was nice that there was a trans guy character who preferred to dress more feminine.
And also again I didn't know that Angel's chest was just fluff so when he said "this body is flawless" and was you know acting proud of it I thought "oh cool we have a trans character who isn't at least completely dysphoric about their body".
Angel is still queer representation and I still absolutely love him. But there is just so little good trans rep out there (especially rep that isn't all about them being trans) and idk probably would've been groundbreaking to have a character who's a feminine gay trans man especially in a show as popular as this one.
#hazbin angel dust#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin hotel anthony#hazbin anthony#angel hazbin hotel#angel#trans angel#vivziepop#vivzieverse#trans man#trans men#trans representation#transgender#queer rep in media#queer representation#hazbin hotel pilot
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It’s Spooky Season. You know what that means. Obligatory Sexy Costumes for your boy.
Only a little bit sorry for him swangin’ dickchette around.
#angel dust; y’know from tv?#hazbin rp#hazbin hotel rp#angel dust hazbin hotel#trans angel dust#my art: with these hands i create!#man i dunno say hello to jason voordeeznuts
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Angel's Trans Man~ (Headcanons) Yandere Angel Dust X Trans Man (AFAB) Imp Reader
[Hello, my Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with a Yandere Angel Dust X Trans Man (Aka born female and transitioned to male) Imp Reader! So All My MUFFIN MEN! Let's do this! Hope you enjoy this!!!]
(Disclaimer: Angel Dust is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanons from canon.)
Side Note: Trans Rights Are Human Rights
-Headcanons with Angel Dust With Trans Man Imp Listener From Hazbin Hotel-
.Angel Dust had been smitten with you since he met you.
.He was the first person that you came out to.
.So he offered to help you out, with cutting your black hair and bleaching it white.
.Finally, you see yourself as yourself, since you were born a female imp you were born with black hair and mainly black horns.
.So cutting your hair short and bleaching it white helped you feel a lot better and he was proud to help you.
.He also would get you a binder, and or help you bind and all that.
.Since he is 8 or 9 feet tall and you are three feet tall, it is a bit more tricky to have you up at his height.
.Though that just means he tosses you over his shoulder and can lift you up with ease.
.He for sure likes that he can do that so he can pick your butt up and manhandle you.
.He would also help you find your style and always hitting on you.
.Telling you how he cannot wait for you to have your penis and how he would love to show you what it is like to fuck a man~
.He is very forward with his feelings for you, but he overdoes it as well so it seems like he is over the top and is joking around.
.He does that to avoid rejection. He does not know if he can handle, your rejection of his feelings.
.He would rip apart and shoot up anyone who misgenders you.
.He would also take you to your first pride parade in the Pride Ring.
.Anyone who fucks around with find out.
.As a yandere for you he does not mind if you are not fully transitioning because you are still a man.
.He also would have gifted you a packa (For those who do not know a packa is a fake penis) so that you can have that nice bulge in your pants.
.He is going to help you with your T Shots.
.So that you can get it in. He is a Junkie who always knows where to stick the needle for you.
.So that it does not cause you any issues.
.Though he does love to snuggle with you, on his chest being so cute.
.He adores how small you are and loves how he can hold you with ease.
.He is a protective yandere and would fight off anyone that tried to hurt you.
.Or Anyone that tries to take you away from him.
.He is not losing you, you are his future boyfriend and maybe husband and he is NOT Losing you.
.He would also want to do better for you, so he can be the man who is worthy of being your boyfriend.
.He would confess to you once in a while when he is drunk or high, but that is very rare.
.He wants to be better for you and he will be better for you.
.When he does officially confess to you, he is determined to be your boyfriend.
.If You say yes, he is over the moon and picks you up kissing you.
.If you say no, well he spirals and binge drinks and does drugs.
.He needs to forget about this pain.
.But he is not going to give up, he will win you over, he just has to try harder that is all you. WILL be His Boyfriend Mark his words.
.When you do get into surgery for transitioning he will be there for you, though he probably gets hair extensions and says when you wake up. "Oh thank God! It's been three years!" As a joke, hell he would think it was funny.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, I hope you all enjoyed this one, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
#yandere headcanons#yandere#headcanons#reader#hazbin hotel#yandere hazbin hotel#yandere Angel dust#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#angel dust x reader#trans reader#trans#trans Man#trans Man reader#transgender#transgender reader
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"Why are you headcanoning the feminine twink as a trans man" why, bc im projecting
#ok jokes apart i agree with the point those posts make#im a fem man. some transmascs aint#it sucks to have every fem man to be said to be a trans man#but however i thought this was funny#and i wanted to say it#ty for listening#angel dust
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I think I've figured out a good way to articulate one of the reasons Human Domestication Guide is hitting for me in a way really not much else has done for a long time.
HDG is an inverse fandom.
Whereas a lot of fanfiction (maybe just for the sake of the pun we can expand outwards, wink, and call them "transformative works") takes at the core of its nature a specific character or group of characters, and then transplants (sorry, I had to) those characters into Alternate Universes in order to keep telling altered, revised, and original stories with those CHARACTERS, while changing everything else, HDG does the opposite.
It takes the SETTING as the core defining feature, and creates original CHARACTERS in order to tell original stories.
And that's really cool for reasons that, of course, ended up becoming another gigantic one of Amy's Patented Infodump Posts.
Most fanfiction gets to appeal to its audience because of the associations and attachments readers have for the CHARACTERS, and then create a new story from there without having to spend time setting up WHO THE STORY IS ABOUT for you. I don't say this as a bad thing, that's just the attraction. The readers bring their attachment to the characters WITH them before they start reading.
HDG gets to assume you understand the SETTING as a basic premise, and then tell new stories with original characters without having to hold your hand through as much of the set up work, because you already know the SETTING going in.
So instead of discovering how the characters you know relate to a world you don't (and to each other within that context), you get stories where you get to discover who the characters ARE, in the context of a world you already understand.
It's not "what does a different setting do to these characters." It's "how do different people navigate this setting."
You get to meet and learn and identify with the CHARACTERS because you see how they as unique people react to a set premise.
So much of what I've read so far has done exceptional work establishing who the characters are, even making MINOR characters within the story feel like fleshed out people.
You'd think in a setting that takes at face value the premise of humanity being subjugated and doted on by a species that uses mind control drugs to turn them into docile, obedient pets, the stories would struggle a bit with sameness as the individuality of the characters failed to shine through or were inevitably suppressed over the course of the plot.
In practice, it seems like almost the OPPOSITE is true.
The Affini always win. But every character chooses to lose to them in a different way that speaks to who they are as people.
Getting to explore these unique stories through the eyes of unique characters seems like it's making it EASIER to latch on to what makes THESE characters the focus of the stories being told.
And so far the stories being told are fucking great, and have such a huge range to them.
The original story for the setting is a VERY non consensual medfet/drug play subjugation story where Elvira (captain of a ship for the Free Terran feralist rebellion) is ABSOLUTELY brought into domestication by force (at first), and we get to see the PROCESS of her being broken down and becoming something new over the course of (what we later learn has been ONLY) about three weeks. She's not the same person she was at the start of the story. At all. She's been utterly replaced by a new identity and personality that the old version of her would never have accepted. (Also it's kinda hot that it's actually good for her, and that she very much DOES end up happier for it. She's still Elvira. But she's safe, and she's loved.)
That's a pretty specific vibe for a story.
But the next story I read in the setting takes place over the course of several hours in-universe, and basically follows a dysfunctional, clearly neurodivergent woman stagnating in the limbo of having been failed by capitalism (or in her mind, failing at it) and having mixed feelings about the staggeringly powerful alien civilization that is currently part way through conquering her planet and its people.
The story starts off when she's so hungry after scraping through what scant, nutritionless garbage she was able to find in the capitalist dystopia that it finally overrides her fear, and she goes to the border of Affini-controlled territory in her city. She figures, they're going to do whatever they're going to do to the rest of the city within a few days anyway, so there's no sense pretending whatever outcome she's walking into wasn't inevitable, and even if it's not as good as the Affini promise, at least it's not what she's been stuck in. Fear of sameness finally becomes more traumatic than fear of change.
She proceeds to go on an adorable lesbian grocery date with a 10 foot tall plant that gently flirts with her while remaining very firm that all of this human's needs CAN and SHOULD and WILL be taken care of FOR her from now on, and it's OKAY that she has trouble focusing because it's OKAY that some people need more help than others.
She spends several chapters experiencing repeated Lesbian Bluescreens because of this sweet, doting alien who insists it's no trouble at all and she's happy to help. Then said alien takes her back to her apartment on the human side to make sure she feels safe getting there through the anti-Affini protests, and then in a matter of minutes she has cleaned this girl's entire disaster of an apartment and promised to cook her a nice Terran pizza.
Then the girl has a lesbian panic attack while coming to terms with how much misery she didn't have to be living with, and whether this future isn't exactly what she always hoped for and more, so the alien offers to give her some alien drugs to calm her down, and her now fuzzy brain accidentally crumbles under the weight of all the secret petplay fantasies that have been turning her face red all morning and she accidentally calls the alien "Mistress", and then she goes home to THEIR place back in Affini territory with her new owner and gets absolutely spoiled until she falls asleep feeling safe and loved for the first time in her life.
COMPLETE tonal shift from the original story, but the LOGIC of the story is fully consistent with the setting. It's just a different character responding to that setting in a different way.
The range of what's possible is ENORMOUS.
I went from there to "two humans captured at different times struggle to find their way back to each other and end up with neural implants plugged into each other's brains by their shared Mistress, and the feedback loop helps them domesticate EACH OTHER" and then from there to a mostly historical context story about an Affini who lived for almost 300,000 years and how she feels about the Compact's role in everything they've done to the universe.
And then I got to read "I have to pretend to be a good little floret maid at an Affini Compact hotel because that's my Genius Spy Cover WHOOPS it turns out being a maid means getting teased and played with a lot WHOOPS, OHHhhh NOOOoo~ I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A FREE USE HYPNO DOLL because EVERYONE KNEW I WAS A SPY THE WHOLE TIME, I'm going to resolve my mixed feelings by erotically betraying my co-conspirator so we can be floret girlfriends together," which was cute, funny, and INCREDIBLY hot.
Seriously, chapter 10 of that story. Holy FUCK. I think my brain has turned fully inside out. I had a DREAM kinda like it afterwards that I wish I could remember more of.
I guess my point is HDG is less like a fandom and more like DND.
It's a shared universe of collaborative storytelling, even if any individual work within it was made by one person.
You get to play within a core set of rules for how the setting works, but the stories that can come out of playing by those rules are so incredible and diverse and interesting, and I'm really enjoying getting to explore all of that within the context of a basic premise that has absolutely grabbed most of my kinks by the throat, stared menacingly into my eyes, and smirked knowingly.
Also it's INCREDIBLY queer and very obviously made specifically for gay autistic trans women who take progesterone, so I guess just like the rest of the little Terrans, I never stood a chance.
#... ok so#welcome to the multiverse#sonic.exe is a sniper amd teaches the collector from toh how to Gun#dr bright and dr shaw coexist#undertale and glitchtale and underverse and undertale yellow ARE ALL THE SAME TIMELINE (albeit tweaked)#yuya sakaki arcfive is your average “seems fine and then hes into hard domination” shit (also zarcmas real)#popopoka's blind girl has ultra instinct#shaggy ui canon#zamasu and angel dust and herobrine and marcille and tifa lockhart and so many more are actually italian (and it hurts)#paimon genshinimpact is part of a secret cabal of deities made by an italian YTPtuber and shes the only one bringing ka$h (nocoldiz ref)#im also 99% sure gabriel ultrakill and gabriel mandelacatalogue are the same guy#<- they still F U C C the gopro#and also homestuck is at the border of the multiverse#...AAAAAAAAAND Rick Samchez Dr Stone Dr Manhattan and Sheldon Cooper met toghether one time#also there is a medbay with aubergine man and orochimaru and they give free trans surgery (for some reason lots of power tools are involved#but so is the anestethic) (you know. so they can ask the transgenderee what last minute change they want)#(yes the hormones are free)#ALSO#if the emperor had a text to speech device#is canon#LAWL
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angel dust headcanons when having sex with reader who’s actually a good dom?? <333
Angel Dust With A Good Dom
Angel Dust x GN!AFAB!Reader
TW:
(I write Angel Dust as a queer trans man, if you have a problem with it, then take it up with the door on your way out.)
Oh he absolutely tried to play it up and exaggerate everything about himself. It stopped pretty fast once you started treating him gently.
A gentle hand is foreign to him, and even though you were firm and clearly in control, Angel didn't feel unsafe or feel the need to disassociate.
Angel whined, real whines. Desperate, lower pitched, breathless whines.
Angel begged, real begging. You hadn't even touched his pussy yet and he was already whimpering about how hard his cocklet was.
You took your time working him up and smoothing him down, and Angel had no idea what to do with himself. He always acted helpless in front of the cameras and with all the strangers he'd taken to bed, but you're different.
Angel felt helpless under your touch, but it didn't scare him, because the worst thing you were going to do to him was deny him orgasms and spank him a bit.
By the time you touched his pussy, there was already a puddle on the sheets. Your fingers slid right through his folds, and circled around his cocklet with ease. Two of your fingers jerked off his throbbing few inches and Angel threw his head back and choked out a moan.
His fists tangled in the sheets and his voice echoed in the room as he begged you to stop.
So you did.
Angel shot straight up, and looked at you like you were crazy, and then asked why you stopped. Once you tell him that it was because he told you to, he was in tears.
That sweet boy experienced what real love was and he swore it was better than 8 ounces of pure black tar heroin.
A/N: can you tell I'm projecting
#smut#tin smut#hazbin hotel smut#hazbin hotel#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#angel dust headcanons#angel dust x reader#angel dust smut#hazbin hotel x reader
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secret trip 🛫
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader
type: instagram imagine, social media au
notes: this seemed like a really cute idea so! lmk what u guys think 🤍 requests for charles imagines are open btw! pls send some cause my own ideas r betraying me rn lolol
about: the entire grid seems to be going to italy together, fans can't seem to put the pieces together!
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yourusername with love, italy
isahernaez Have fun, babes ❤️
yourusername wish you were here 😣
wagslove SOOO GORGEOUS
charles_leclerc My beautiful angel
yourusername love you, handsome :D
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charles_leclerc Loving the view a little too much, loving my muse the most.
f1films Charles and Y/N vacationing in Italy is something I never knew I needed
mercgirl I think they're with some of the drivers, check their stories
pierregasly Have the best time 😝
arthurleclerc No picture of me?
charles_leclerc Leave the hotel for once?
carlossainz55 and pierregasly recently added to their instagram stories!
danielricciardo and landonorris recently added to their instagram stories!
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yourusername good food, good times, and the best people ❤️
pierregasly Someone pass the salt
carlossainz55 Why did you feel the need to ask that here pierregasly Why do you wanna know? 🙄
charles_leclerc No one told me Max gets wine drunk...
yourusername i say whoever ordered the wine takes care of him danielricciardo That champagne saving me right now 🤣
ferrarihorse I didn't know all of you were all so close omg this is adorable
charlesfearless italy with my loml and friends... now i want that
yourusername and charles_leclerc recently added to their instagram stories!
Trans: Nothing I'd love more than spending a lifetime with you.
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yourusername the answer to the million dollar question — why everyone seems to have flown to italy, well it's because today, i married the love of my life who also happens to be my best friend and my answered prayer.
i have had the best time conquering the world with you, my love. from the big romantic moments to the small mundane things, you make life more pleasurable. here's to forever 🥂
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charlosfan aaaa an intimate wedding! truly one of the best option, congratulations to my favorite couple <3
yourusername thank you love! it really was nice being surrounded by close friends and family ❤️
scuderiaferrari Best wishes, Y/N and Charles! We still remember your first paddock appearance as a couple; time truly has flown!
charlieferrari I KNEW ITTTT MY FRIEND OWES ME 50 DOLLARS LOL
yourusername hahaha thank you for the faith then 🙏
lewishamilton Congratulations once again, you two! What an honor to be there as you celebrate a new milestone in your life together 🎉
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charles_leclerc Exactly five years ago, I could not resist asking for your first name just so I could see you again. Today, you took mine.
J'ai hâte de passer ma vie à t'aimer. I cannot wait to spend my life loving you.
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pierregasly Haha you weren't best man carlossainz55
carlossainz55 You weren't either?
maxverstappen Time to bring out the wine 🍷
charles_leclerc No landonorris No danielricciardo With love, no
carlossainz55 Overflowing best wishes, mate! You owe me for actually sending Y/N the text of you wanting to ask her out 😁
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tagging: @slytherheign, @honethatty12
notes: believe it or not this prompt has been gathering dust on my notes lol lmk what u guys think! also lmk if anyone wants to be a part of my permanent taglist :)
#writtenbyrae#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc ig imagine#charles leclerc social media au#charles leclerc instagram imagine#charles leclerc fluff#formula 1#f1#formula 1 insta au#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#charles leclerc insta au#formula 1 social media au#formula 1 instagram imagine#f1 instagram imagine#f1 instagram au#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 fluff#formula 1 fanfic
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I have this headcanon for Alastor's back story where he's trans, and just as himself, as he is in the show, even as a kid. So his parents sent him of to a convent, were upon ww1 breaking out in his late teens, he ran away, forged a new identity as a man, got found out once he was already over seas, blackmailed a superior into letting him stay on, where he was introduced to radio communication, and the rest is history.
But all that to say, I like to then imagine, whenever anyone tells him something mildly outlandish, but definitely true, he likes to respond with "Yes, Vox, and I took a vow of celibacy when I was a catholic nun"
To which of course people think, "so you don't belive me? I mean but aren't you a virgin? Are you not????"
And of course, this never gets asked because who's gonna ask The Radio Demom about his Sexy Life.
Angel Dust that's who.
I imagine him doing an interview on Al's Show, just a mix of publicity for them both, hanging out because they're friends, and it's all a big middle finger to the Vee's.
Maybe it's pride month and so they were planning some talk about that, Alastor joking about a possible comming out, even though its plenty well know Alastor is some where on the ace spectrum to anyone with eyes.
They get on the topic somehow, Angel says something like, "I never laid myself across the bar like that! Second set of arms at most! Never my butt, never mind my legs! not after the first time!"
"Mh-hm. You got desperate in your flirting, and I took a vow of celibacy, when I was a nun. We all do silly things, Angel."
"Well, maybe I've laid out on the pool table, but it makes for good pictures. Anyway, I been meaning to ask you about that."
"About being a nun?
"No," angel laughs, plays it off, thinking he's joking. "About your being ace and all. No pressure, but like, you really never even wanted to try?"
"No, I find it quite repulsive. The idea even,"
"You don't watch nothin'? Read nothing either?"
"Ha! No! The filthy little novel Sister Amillia sneaked in the once was quite enough- are you okay Angel?"
Angel had infact just chocked on his latte. "Wait? Sister Amillia? Sneaked in? To where!?"
"The convent, Angel. I was 14, she was 16. Wonderful woman, taught me how to handle a knife, she left shortly after the novel was discovered- Sister Tabitha was as squeaky a little rat as she looked- never saw Amillia again, though."
"Wait, sorry. You were a nun, like, actually? What the fuck?"
One of the little lights that says they have a caller lit up, but Alastor ignore it for now. "Yes, Angel, do keep up."
"Wait, so like that nun costume you wear on halloween?" Angel blows right past the fact Alastor just came out as trans, because yeah. Didnt see it comming but, the trains already wizzing by, and more importantly- "Is that like your actual nun costume?"
"Ha! No, I flung that horrid thing in a garbage can on my way to the enlistment office when I was 17."
"Enlistment?" Angels begining to see what Alastor meant when he said this episode was going to be a unique experience for his listeners at the start of the braodcast. "Like world War 1, right? You were alive for that..."
"Yes, I figured with all the confusion one little girl-"
Angel's phone goes off. It's Val. Angel hits ignore.
"Fuck off Val, I'm off today" Angel says into his mic.
But they get interrupted again and again until Angel turns his phone off.
At which point all twelve of the little light that indicate the show had callers on the line, light up.
"Ah fuck. What does he want that bad? Can you just answer it real quick?"
Alastor flips a switch and answers.
"The fuck you want Val-"
"I'm not calling for you!" It's Vox on the other end, his voice booming from the speaker "Alastor! Are you fucking serious? You were a fucking nun?"
"Yes, Vox." He says with faux patience. "My goodness, did you all stuff your ears with cotton this morn-"
"So you DID actually take a vow of Celibacy? The other day at the meeting during my presentation, you said "that'll work, Vox, sure- and I took a vow-"
"Yes. I was there."
"And!?!"
"Celibacy, among other things. If this is a dig at my sexuality than-"
"Nah fuck that, hang on I'm doing math! Okay you were born in 1901, makes you 17 in 1918, yeah that tracks. Okay so 2024 make you 123, minus the 17 years to be conservative, thats 106 yeah?"
"I was 15 when I took that vow, and under threat of being institutionalized, if that's what you're getting at-"
"108! Ha! Oh my God! 108 years! That's gotta be a record!"
"What are you getting at Vox?"
"You took a vow!" Vox screams through his laughter. "All the pomp and circumstance! On consecrated ground! before god!? To abstain from sex! And even here in hell, were sin and blasphemy are rampant and free-"
"Careful Vox, your televangelist is showing-"
"Who gives a fuck!? You're the one whos upheld their vow to God for over a century like some devout saint!"
Angel and Alastor sit there staring at eachother while Vox laughs his head off around them
"Saint Alastor the Abstinent! The pantron Saint of Virgi-"
Alastor hangs up. "Well that was informative!" Alastor chirps "Well, What's to be done about this? Hm, Angel?"
And for some reason, an unholy one, surely, the first thing out of Angel's mouth is "I could suck you dick? If that- would count?"
And it's a testament to how far they've come as friends, or pooooossbily Alastor's nerves, or maybe his sheer unwavering bravado, but Alastor only bursts out laughing, shaking his head as he get out between laughter "I don't- have one!"
And then they're both laughing and laughing and laughing, and eventually they calm down, and Alastor gets a thoughtful look. "Though, Vox did have one good point."
"Oh?"
"That does have to be a recorded, at least among sinners. Why! I very well might have redeemed myself! We should certainly bring this up with Sera at the next conference!"
And then their off both laughing again, imaging Serra's face when she realises she's going to have to look into yet more research onto the workings of redemption from Heaven's end.
#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#alastor#alacetor#asexual alastor#ace alastor#angel dust hazbin hotel#angel dust#angel hazbin hotel#angel hazbin#huskerdust#vox hazbin hotel#the vees#trans alastor#nun alastor
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angel: do you experience deer rut and how much does it suck?
alastor: yes but it's not exactly the same as being aroused. i know when i'm aroused. rut is more like... why am i SO angry? am i just hungry? am i sad? anxious? and why? but mostly angry. angrier than i've ever been in my life. for no reason. it's like being forced to go through puberty again.
angel: ...man that honestly just sounds like what being horny feels like sometimes when you have a pussy.
alastor: ..........holy hell. my condolences.
#tbh in the dad episode when alastor blows up at husk i was like 'this man is overstimulated and husk got on his last nerve'#like bro was grinding his teeth before lucifer even showed up#so i feel like that shit was in the winter for sure shfjdjfndj#its the opposite for him than it is for a real deer b/c he's like 'nobody fucking touch me' lol#hazbin hotel#hazbin funnies#alastor hazbin#headcanon#angel dust#trans!angeldust
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[ID: A set of 22 icons arranged in one pair, four sets of 3, and four more pairs. The icons feature each Hellaverse character listed below, with a white outline and a translucent black drop shadow, over the listed pride flags. Each icon only contains one flag. ID end]
Icons of the canon queer characters in Hellaverse! Some characters have multiple icons due to identities not being 100% canon or there being discrepancies between the Hazbin Hotel Wiki and Wikipedia. Sallie May has two icons because I wanted to use both the transgender and trans woman flags. Sir Pentious has two icons because of his two designs.
Aroace Alastor | Veldian (gay man) Angel Dust
Queer Asmodeus (Wikipedia listing) | Vincian (MLM) Asmodeus (explicitly canon) | Pan Blitzo
Bi Charlie | Mspec Chaz (no specific identity assigned, but explicitly canon) | Bi Cherri Bomb
Veldian (gay man) Fizzarolli (Wikipedia listing) | Vincian (MLM) Fizzarolli (explicitly canon) | Pan Husk
Bi Moxxie | Trans Sallie May | Trans woman Sallie May
Bi Sir Pentious (demon left, angel right)
Veldian (gay man) Stolas (Wikipedia listing) | Vincian (MLM) Stolas (explicitly canon)
Lesbian Vaggie (Wikipedia listing) | Sapphic Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel Wiki listing)
Bi Vox | Pan Valentino
#vel's icons#icon#pride icons#hellaverse#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#canon#alastor#angel dust#asmodeus#blitzo#charlie morningstar#chazwick thurman#cherri bomb#fizzarolli#husk#moxxie#sallie may#sir pentious#stolas goetia#vaggie#vox#valentino#not enough tags
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If this isn’t so true😩
Do you remember the drake meme
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