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angel asking alastor how he managed to avoid a nicotine addiction in the 1930s and alastor's like "i mean i'm asexual, i'm very accustomed to avoiding things i don't like even when they're constantly being shoved in my face"

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“Hazbin Hotel fans are gonna make the Homestuck fandom cringe!” Is perhaps the funniest sentence I have ever heard in my life

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husk: (reading alastor's autobiography from earth somehow)

husk: this doesn't even have the killing and eating people bits in it, yet somehow it's still some of the most disturbing shit i've ever read and explains why you're like this. i give it an 11/10.

alastor: flattery will get you everywhere except into the hands of mercy.

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had a dream that alastor was also known as "the gluttonous one" and also turned out to be satan himself somehow lmfao. pretty sure the dream was heavily inspired by ichabod kacheek's "sheep-thing" fursuit videos

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( content notes: ships involving alastor )

THE. radiostatic song for me right now is "CPR" by wet leg (alastor pov) because jesus christ the apprehensive and yet explosive feelings in it

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"at last" by etta james though. jesus christ. every time i hear the violin of the intro, and when etta's voice comes in, every hair on the back of my neck stands up.

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We are in an upswing of online cruelty and hate crimes, and vulnerable people being harassed online into taking their own lives.

Please keep in touch with your trusted loved ones and reach out. Please remember the block button; you don't have to "be nice" and humor these people.

Their intentions are to break you down. Take breaks. Take breaths. It's not your responsibility to make yourself limitlessly accessible. You don't have to have comments on, you don't have to read every message, you don't have to please everyone. I promise.

Sharing things online and making content and all that is supposed to be fun. Fun still requires boundaries, safety. You're not a bad person for having boundaries. We all need them, in all things.

I know it hurts. I know you feel so alone. I know it's unbearable. I know it can feel like everyone is against you and like the world is crumbling around you.

It's temporary. All of this is temporary.

You'll see the other side and you'll laugh again. You'll pet another precious animal. You'll hug someone you love again. You'll eat another delicious food. You'll go outside or look out the window and remark what a beautiful day it is again. A beautiful song will make you cry again.

You'll feel those sparks of joy again. You'll feel safe again.

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( Content Notes: Helluva Boss Richmond 2025 panel controversy, child safety )

I'm having a hard time with this.

I'm in the party where I think people are often wayyy overly critical of these shows and of Vivienne Medrano, while I also disagree with some of her actions and am strongly against some of the scenes and aspects of the shows.

Vivienne claimed on social media sometime after the panel that she's against people bringing children to these panels. But in the footage of the actual panel, when the sexual joke is made in response to the 11-year-old's question, Vivienne is laughing and recording the voice actors' suggestive responses on her phone.

I'm angry at whomever was the guardian of this child who made the decision to bring them to the panel, but I'm also pissed off that supposedly professional adults are conducting themselves like that while answering a child's question.

Children should NOT be at a Helluverse panel, and the creative team is not responsible for babysitting in the event that someone brought their child. But if a child is directly interacting with them like that, it should automatically be the team's responsibility to use their positions as elders to use care and caution. Once the kid is no longer interacting with you, they're no longer your responsibility; it's not that hard.

If a child wandered into an adults-only event seeking help because they were lost or whatever, and directly approached an adult, it wouldn't be right for that adult to just start yelling obscenities at the child, would it?

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charlie: how's your day going, alastor?

alastor: this morning, a guest complained to me that her toast wasn't toasted enough. but i didn't kill her. bless her heart.

charlie: (doesn't know that "bless your heart" in the south basically means "you can go straight to hell")

charlie: great!! i'm so proud of you for being so nice!

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I think people forget what fandom is for and that makes me so sad.. Trying to prove that you’re “right” for whatever reason. Who gives a fuck. Enjoy your little show or movie. Enjoy your little fictional characters. Love your ships. Hate characters just cause you can. Hate ships just cause can. Theorize all you want. Be as silly as you want. Who CARES. The minute you start policing what you do/say for fear of what other people in a fandom will say, you’ve lost. The minute you go out of your way to attack others just because they don’t agree with you, you’ve lost. Your fandom experience is for YOU, stop giving a fuck about what others think and stop treating fandom spaces as some kind of moral superiority complex. We’re all just here smashing our dolls together and playing in the sandbox. Lighten tf up.

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😎 now do the rest of them 😎

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"you live in a country that looks like a big penis"

forgive me as i know absolutely zero of anything about jabroni mike but he sounds so much like angel it's killing me lol

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forgive me as i know absolutely zero of anything about jabroni mike but he sounds so much like angel it's killing me lol

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{ content notes: ships involving alastor }

vox: (trying to talk to alastor in french and failing spectacularly)

alastor:

alastor:

alastor:

alastor: ...only you could make french un-sexy

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can't decide with chaggie which one of them would be serenading the other with the song "rebel girl" by bikini kill because they both fit the song so well tbh

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{ content notes: ships involving alastor }

concept: velvette taking a candid video of vox doing a really stupid dance to some really stupid country music, and she pans over to alastor glaring at him with a really uncomfortable smile on his face, and she captions the video with "when you finally regret falling in love with a white person"

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{ content notes: ships involving alastor }

vox: (trying to talk to alastor in french and failing spectacularly)

alastor:

alastor:

alastor:

alastor: ...only you could make french un-sexy