#toxic!jun

[yellowwwcrayon]

Preview of Season Three Villain Reveal Inho: I joined the games personally to fuck you. Gihun *handcuffed*: you mean 'to fuck with me' right? Inho: ... Gihun *struggling against his bonds*: Right??? Inho: I said what I said. Junho *handcuffed next to Gihun*: Hyung????!

[itscherryterry-again]

rare and sweet as cherry wine

[fan-fan-tastic]

MEME FULFILLED PROPHECY

Despite being a mass of potholes and quite repetitive, PIDW is very popular, popular enough to have a community of fans. This means not only having fanart, fics and even merchandise, but also an entire culture, with fandom lore and yes, even memes.

One of those was “When Mobei-Jun gets married” it was used to indicate something that would never happen, like “when hell will freeze over” or “when pigs will fly”. It was so popular that there were even some variants, like “it happen at Mobei-Jun’s wedding” or “when Airplane marries Mobei-Jun off”

Shen Yuan really liked this meme because it was supported by canon: there had been several scenes where after a fight, Luo Binghe would look over the spoils and let his right hand man pick a boon. Despite the ever-present trembling maidens, Mobei-Jun would always pick a weapon, or in an instance an ancient relic that had once belonged to his clan. So yeah, Shen Yuan used it pretty often, once he even let it slip out IRL, but luckily no one got the reference.

He even used it once in a thread that went viral: it was a pointless debate over OP’s incorrect interpretation of an arc. Shen Yuan was clearly right, he even had quoted several chapters to prove his point and so the other user had resorted to personal insults. OP had typed something like “You are ridiculous! When will you admit that you are actually a fan of the novel and not an hater?!” To which Shen Yuan had responded with “When Mobei-Jun gets married”

Now, this should have ended the discussion in Shen Yuan’s favor: the meme usually got lots of likes regardlessly of the context, and so he would have won the debate.

But OP for reason had decided to tag Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky himself.  “Great Master Airplane, would you marry Mobei-Jun if it means getting Peerless Cucumber admitting that he likes your story?”

To everyone’s surprise the author (sleep deprived an high on caffeine and energy drinks) actually did answer “Damn, I would marry Mobei-Jun for free”.

True to his writing style Airplane dropped the bomb to never addressed it again. That comment had started another meme, although less popular than the other about Mobei-Jun having been married the whole time to the author himself and the ship AirplaneXMobei became the most popular for the character. There few fans that had written crackfics had been insufferable about it, even resurrecting the ‘I shipped X before it was cool’ format just to flex.

After transmigrating into the scum villain and masterfully avoiding the original good’s fate, Shen Yuan one day receives an invitation to a wedding, accompanied by a mission by the System that just says ‘True to your word: User must respect the vow he once made’. Shen Yuan immediately understands what this is about: he would rather jump into the Endless Abyss than do that.

[disgracefulthings]

Since Luo Binghe is a self insert and Mobei-Jun is Shang Qinghua's ideal man, I have no doubt that Airplane wrote LBHxMBJ fanfiction

(And if the greatest hater of PIDW scoured the internet for any content about his favorite character and came across it, well, it wouldn't be hard feat reading it as long as he skips the papapa scenes...)

[seodongjae]

can't trust anyone, can you?

열혈사제 / THE FIERY PRIEST 2 dir. Park Boram

[andaniellight]

I love how you agree that 001 is down bad for 456. Like... just kiss already.

Dude, it's lowkey terrifying, to be honest, because so far it's been for shits and giggles only. I swear, this tropes is about to be added into the "overused" shelf at this point bUT IT DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T BE ENTERTAINING, STILL. TO ME. SO BLESS BLESS BLESS GIFMAKERS AND MY MUTUALS for bringing those two into my dash since I've already heard ENOUGH from sources whose tastes are similar to mine so it is safe to say I can trust them when they say season 2, to put it mildly, not as good as the first season (derogatory in the most spiteful way) in sooo many aspects.

I can't put it down, is the thing. I haven't even moved past episode 1, knowing they're reusing the old elements that'd make the entire thing redundant and a waste of time. But when I think about if Jun-ho's existence is also included in the sphere of this... situationship or something between Gi-hun and In-ho...... I can't lie, it is hysterical because wHAT DO YOU MEAAAN YOU'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH LOOKING FOR YOUR BROTHER, WHO ISN'T 100% YOUR BIOLOGICAL BROTHER THAT'S DISAPPEARED SINCE YEARS AGO, yet somehow you're always drawn to this particular man in the oddest way possible because NOT ONLY THIS MAN HAS GONE THROUGH SIMILAR ORDEAL AS YOU IN A PLACE WHERE YOU FINALLY FOUND YOUR BROTHER, yet at the same time not knowing this man MIGHT BE YOUR BROTHER'S TYPE

IN THE MOST SOULMATE SHIT KIND OF WAY??????????????????????????

Smh siblings

[the-nightshift-radio]

WOE JUNLIAN EDIT BE APON YOU

[rckstrfoxy]

where were you on the night in question ?

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Looks familiar...

[yuzuna123]

Watching a blog I follow rebloging catradora really reminded me how much i LOVE the "Childhood Friends to Enemies to Lovers" tropes 😭😭 three of my all time favorites canon ships have it.

Bonus one is a MM ship, the other a FF and the other a MF ship. The holy trinity indeed. 😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

*Hiruko was going through the baby album for Shinryu and came across the picture when he and Jun came to check on him when it was time for his ninjutsu training and accidentally came in on him changing clothes* "Heh, hey Jun, you remember this time dont you?" *points to the picture Jun took*

Jun was eating something while sitting by his husband to check something. However, he blinks to hear his voice. "What's up Hiruko?" he looks to check the photo album before seeing it.

"Huh, that's a old picture. I remember that one. You sure were shocked when I did....." he snickered remembering.

[theredcuyo]

Ace attorney went gay on accident and noncomintaly embraced it (CofMilesandPhoenix)

Persona went gay kind of on pourpose but did it too much and then panicked (Every Main character and their uh... Partners)

You get what i'm saying?

[dreamerherself]

I want a Hua Cheng in my life, instead I get a Jun Wu. God, are you listening?

[luidilovins]

Aw a little guy!!! Oh he's a little bit fucked up actually

[sunsetsmakemesad]

Becoming very annoyed at a vnc reddit discussion because both sides are wrong

[bloodymary-p]

I had to get this out of my system