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damn the sadness really does last forever

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

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what are you dreaming of?

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

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ponyo likes ham :)

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jedi but they're actual knights

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i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.

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how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

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Carly Rae is teasing something for the 10-year anniversary of E•MO•TION

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the clouds become even more beautiful through small button eyes

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everyone wake up, new gender just dropped

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter