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Send ☎️ And I Will Tell You:

What My Muse Has For Your Muse's Contact Info:

What Their Ringtone Is:

The Last Text They Sent Your Muse:

What Image My Muse Has For Your Muse In Their Phone:

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Send "Show me how you love me" for my muse to do just that to your muse.

It can be descriptive with love languages, acts of appreciation, or perhaps something else entirely. It can be familiar, platonic or romantic! It can be cute, sweet or spicy!

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made my own ship meme

because why not. click for better quality.

I got really bored recently so yeah, a ship chart meme for your shipping chart needs! Feel free to use, just please don’t cut out my username. More colors under the cut. EDIT: Since some of you seemed to like these, I made some for poly ships! Both OT4 and OT3.

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FEAR STREET SERIES. ↳ quotes from the fear street book series by r.l. stine. they're not all horror-themed, but there are mentions of murder, death, and a few mentions of food.

“i have a couple of suggestions to help things along. first of all, go back to school on monday.”

"my first day back was a non-event."

"they will come when they come. screaming your throat raw will not change anything."

"i hope you learned your lesson."

"i'm not into lord of the rings."

"this must be what it's like on the moon."

"it's bad enough that we killed [name]. we can't kill four people."

"i heard the whole story. i'll phone the police."

"you've been out in the ozone somewhere since we got here."

"oops! forget you heard that. it just slipped out."

"simon and angelica fear were supposed to be the most evil people in the world. we studied it all in fourth grade."

"without the nectar, i'll perish!"

"where'd you get that line? out of an old horror movie?"

"yes, i know what facetime is."

"like, hello. it's the twenty-first century — geeks rule!"

"dreams are all wishes, right?"

"sorry, i'm on my break."

"i sound so broken up about it, even i would believe me."

"evil never dies. those who do it's work can be conquered, but the evil never goes away. it only seeks a new vessel. anyone can be the victim of evil. even the kindest heart, the gentlest soul, is at its mercy."

"what if you're a ghost from the future?"

"you're not interested in their story, you're interested in their bod!"

“i know i’m going to be different when i go to college. i’m getting my nose pierced, definitely. and maybe a tattoo.”

"good idea. let's get some pizza!"

"why is she so sad? and so mysterious?"

"i will never apologize to a murderer!"

"that's dumb. my plan is better than that."

“i think i’ll write to my mom that you and i have gotten to be very close — very close friends.”

"did you really believe i was a ghost?"

"how can i prove that i'm not a ghost?"

ever since i found out Iiwas a pisces and water was my sign, i’ve had a much better relationship with swimming.

"that was the worst, thinking a fish had eaten the eyeballs out of my skull."

"you went out with me just because you wanted to kill mr. northwood?"

"psychos are allowed to wear maroon, too, you know."

" i tore a fingernail while getting dressed for school this morning and burst into tears. that’s how messed up i am."

"yeah, well, there's no guarantee the sun will rise tomorrow."

"he's so intense, but i like him anyway."

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

Their first impression of your muse:

Current impression:   

Are they attracted to your muse?:  

Something they find frightening about your muse:

Something they find adorable about your muse:  

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: 

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

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THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT - an angst themed rp meme. *adjust punctuation & phrasing as needed

❝ I don't know why I call it home. It's not home anymore. ❞

❝ I'll keep trying. ❞

❝ Why can't I do anything right? ❞

❝ I'm sinking again. ❞

❝ There is nothing special about me. ❞

❝ I realized no one was coming. ❞

❝ I can't breathe, my chest hurts! ❞

❝ This feels like a cruel coincidence. ❞

❝ Please! What is going on?! ❞

❝ Are you testing me? ❞

❝ What do you want me to do? ❞

❝ I don't know what to do. ❞

❝ I wish I knew that you were hurting. ❞

❝ Please talk to me. ❞

❝ I can't handle it. ❞

❝ I don't know what to make of it. ❞

❝ It's too perfect and good. ❞

❝ I don't deserve it. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm going insane. ❞

❝ That's something no one else wants to compete with. ❞

❝ Why does this hurt? ❞

❝ I thought I had everything figured out. ❞

❝ Turn around and look at me. ❞

❝ You shouldn't have come. ❞

❝ I can't figure out how it makes me feel. ❞

❝ I feel stupid. ❞

❝ I need my heart to stop giving me hope. ❞

❝ I can't do it. I can't. I don't know how. ❞

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Christmas Skills!

Bold what applies to your muse!

Wrapping presents: professional with ribbon on top  |  passable  |  catastrophe  |  call an ambulance

Buying the correct presents: professional with ribbon on top  |  good  |  yes I still have the receipt why do you ask  |  here’s a coupon get yourself something nice

Avoiding Christmas altogether: hasn’t been seen in 20 years  |  attends a few parties here and there  |  only seen when necessary  |  was found every time

Knowing Christmas songs: choose from track 1 to 500!  |  the usual ones  |  a few  |  Christ-what?

Picking a Christmas jumper: look it even lights up!  |  it’s ugly let’s take it  |  decent  |  the red one has to do

Sending Christmas cards: it’s huge and shiny and Rudolph’s nose lights up  |  simple and traditional  |  it says Christmas that’s all that matters  |  no cards

Decorating: IT SHINES SO BRIGHT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON  |  one time a plane confused us with a runway  |  just the tree and a few lights  |  tree

Surviving Christmas dinner with the family: centre of the dinner and enjoying it  |  just smile and wave  |  barely hanging on  |  one more word and I’ll stab myself with this spoon

Tagged by: Tagging:

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Send 🌸 to give my muse a single flower and see their reaction!

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Text Message Starters Pt. 1

Remember to specify a muse for multimuse blogs!

[txt] (Name) are you still awake?

[txt] i'n so drunj nede ride

[txt] Where are you? I've tried calling and I keep getting voicemail. Are you OK?

[txt] Did I say anything last night? Or do I want to know?

[txt] Ignore that last text, that was NOT meant for you

[txt] is this (Wrong Name)? I'm at (Place)...

[txt] (Image, sender specifies) WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

[txt] (Image, sender specifies) so i might of gotten myself into a bit of trouble

[txt] are you home? is it ok if i come over? I'm having a really bad night

[txt] (Misspelled Name), yoyre my besr friond

[txt] (Name), I'm really sorry about what I did. Please give me a chance to make things better.

[txt] i hATW YOU SO MYCH GO AWQY

[txt] Can we pleaaase get a puppy/kitten/etc

[txt] How was your day today, (Name?)

[txt] I am unbelievably bored

[txt] (Name) please call me quick it's urgent

[txt] Good morning (Name), remember always that I love you and I am glad to have you in my life.

[txt] So that movie/book/show/game/music/etc recommendation you gave me... I may have fallen in love with it a bit too much.

[txt] After what you've done, I don't know if I can trust you anymore

[txt] Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for spending time with me today. I really needed that.

[txt] Wanna take a day off together and just do whatever?

[txt] I miss you so much. When are you coming back

[txt] i'm going to give you one attempt to make things right. what you did? unbelievable.

[txt] I'm so hungry but nothing sounds good. What do you think?

[txt] I have a surprise for you!

[txt] i lovw tou so muvh o love hou yoyr gteat

[txt] ANSWER YOUR PHONE

[txt] I hate to do this but could I borrow some money from you? I promise I'll pay you back, there's stuff going on

[txt] based on what other people are saying i'm never gonna drink again worst choice of my life

[txt] o'm a nistake why dp toy like me???

[txt] What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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SIMPLE SHIPPING MEME!!

Send 👌 if you would like to explore a PLATONIC relationship between our muses!

Send 😎 if you would like to explore a FAMILIAL relationship between our muses!

Send ❤️ if you would like to explore a ROMANTIC relationship between our muses!

Send 💋 if you would like to explore a SEXUAL relationship between our muses!

Send 💥 if you would like to explore a ANTAGONISTIC relationship between our muses!

Send ❓ for a different dynamic - and tell me more about it!

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send me 💬 or "unsent texts" i'll share three texts my muse typed but never sent yours.

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💞 that's amore !! a collection of valentine's day symbols. it's a mix of sfw and nsfw. for multis, please include who you're sending them to/from. feel free to reverse roles.

💋 to kiss my muse

💞 to ask my muse to be their valentine

💕 to tell my muse that your muse loves them

💌 to write a valentine's day letter to my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🍫 to give my muse chocolate

🍷 to have a valentine's day dinner with my muse

🍿 to watch a romantic movie with my muse

🍓 to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed

💃 to slow dance with my muse

🐶 to give my muse a pet

👗 to tell my muse they look beautiful/handsome

👙 to see my muse in lingerie

😏 to see my muse undressed

🛀 to take a romantic bath with my muse

👅 to go down on my muse

👆 to finger or give my muse a handjob

😘 to leave hickeys on my muse

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→ BE MY VALENTINE!

prompts to celebrate valentine’s day, with options for romantic or platonic. even the enemies can have some valentine’s fun.  ‘my muse’ meaning receiver’s muse! can also reverse if you’d like. 

🌷 to kiss my muse

💖 to confess attraction to my muse 

🍫 to give my muse a box of chocolates

🌹 to give my muse flowers

🧸 to give my muse a giant teddy bear

🍷 to invite my muse to dinner 

✨ to go stargazing with my muse

☕ for our muses to have coffee together

🌈 for our muses to dance together

🌼 for my muse to compliment your muse

🥀 for my muse to confess a secret

🍒 for your muse to tie a cherry stem with their tongue

🦢 for my muse to talk about someone they love 

🔪 for my muse to threaten your muse 

🖤 for my muse to reject your muse

                                                            — ♥ —

“Be my valentine?”

“Would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?”

“Darling, you’re the one I want.”

“This is no time for confessing.“

“You know, darling, you bring out the worst in me.”

“If you’re free tonight, maybe we could spend some time together.”

“I know I’ve kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right. Can I try again?”

“I hate Valentine’s Day.” 

“I love you— ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

“You have my whole heart.”

“I hope I never lose you.”

“All the good in me is because of you.“

“If I could give you the moon, I would.”

“Eat your heart out.”

“We both have our rabid hearts.”

“I thought maybe we would kiss tonight.”

“You’re not the person I wanted to see today.”

“I love everybody because I love you.” 

“Do you want company?”

“Nobody fucks me like me.”

“Can we always be this close?”

“Please don’t say you love me.”

“I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden.” 

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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  smut  /  nsfw  implied  dialogue  prompts  with  not  so  explicit  language.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ how badly do you want me? ❜

❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜

❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜

❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜

❛ i’m not jealous. ❜

❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜

❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜ 

❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜

❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜

❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜

❛ take off your clothes. ❜

❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜

❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜

❛ is this okay? ❜

❛ you know you love me. ❜

❛ i want you to feel good. ❜

❛ i want this. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you’re such a tease. ❜

❛ want me to model these for you? ❜

❛ we have to make this quick. ❜

❛ what are you looking at? ❜

❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜

❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜

❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜

❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜

❛ this is a one time thing. ❜

❛ you know where to find me. ❜

❛ did i say you could stop? ❜

❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜

❛ i want to see you. ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜

❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜

❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜

❛ you’re really good at that. ❜

❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜

❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜

❛ tell me what you want. ❜

❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜

❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜

❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜

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valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

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Send 🤍 and my muse will answer:

I encourage adding your own answers; have fun!

Do they know your muse?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] never seen them in my life (true)

[ ] never seen them in my life (lie)

[ ] kinda? we talked a couple of times

[ ] they are literally me

[ ] they are my better half!

[ ] I do and I wish I didn't

Would they hug your muse?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] come to my blanket fort!

[ ] wouldn't even touch them with a stick

[ ] yes, but only to stick something to their back

Would they kiss your muse?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] sure, why not?

[ ] only on the cheek

[ ] we are already making out

[ ] not in your wildest dreams!

Would they drive at 2am to help your muse out?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] this better not be another dead body to bury!

[ ] I'm already on my way! without even getting properly dressed!

[ ] I wouldn't even pick up the phone

[ ] I would, but only to laugh in their face instead

Sleepover?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] we already live together

[ ] not even if it was the last place to sleep in the world

[ ] yes! and I have a whole party planned!

[ ] yes and I intend to keep them awake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is your muse good looking?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] they are okay

[ ] they are the most glorious being my eyes had ever beheld!

[ ] they are the most hideous being my eyes had ever beheld!

[ ] I would tap that

[ ] they are 'do I really have to?' looking

Are they attracted to your muse?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] sexually

[ ] romantically

[ ] sensually

[ ] platonically

[ ] aesthetically

[ ] I'm repelled by them

Would they hurt your muse?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] give me an axe!

[ ] don't even ask that!

[ ] I already am

[ ] If anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[ ] meh

[ ] I'd like to but I don't think I physically can

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SITTING IN SOMEONE'S LAP PROMPTS.

listen. i want to tell ye that i have infinite reasons for making this. that i've been designing this for weeks, months even. but i can't. this happened because i saw one (1) meme and aligned that with two (2) cups of coffee. either way besties, you're all getting a strangely detailed list of reasons to drop your muse into another muse's lap. you wanna switch the roles? add a [ REVERSE ] if you want your muse to be the lap that's being sat in! don't add to this list, don't claim it as your own, i'll curse all your potatoes to be soapy and sad to consume.

[ SHAVE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can carefully shave the last of the receiver's stubble from their face.

[ MAKE-UP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to get a better vantage point to apply makeup to their face.

[ SNIP-SNIP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap whilst giving them a haircut.

[ HAIR ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so that the receiver can style or just play with their hair in peace.

[ CAR ]: sender ends up sitting in the receiver's lap whilst in a very crowded car together.

[ STUMBLE ]: sender loses their balance and trips backwards, falling into the receiver's lap in the process.

[ INTIMIDATION ]: sender, in an effort to frighten the receiver by invading their personal space, sits in their lap to try and inspire discomfort or fear in them.

[ LOOK ]: sender, wanting to see something that can only really be seen from where the receiver is sitting, sits in their lap in order to see it as well.

[ HEAL ]: sender ends up in the receiver's lap trying to tend to their wounds to the best of their abilities.

[ FEAR ]: a frightened sender sits in the receiver's lap in an effort to feel some measure of safety and protection.

[ COMFORT ]: sender, after a challenging and emotionally draining experience, settles into the receiver's lap in search of a feeling of comfort.

[ ADJUST ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to fix their collar or tie or other item of clothing.

[ STRADDLE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap with one leg on either side of their legs, straddling them effectively.

[ EMBRACE ]: sender settles in the receiver's lap to give them a long, well-deserved hug in comfort.

[ CARRY ]: sender, having been carried by the receiver for other reasons, winds up sitting in their lap once they sit down.

[ THROW ]: sender flings themselves at the receiver, so eager for a hug that they end up in their lap.

[ DROP ]: exasperated (or maybe just exhausted) the sender drops down into the receiver's lap to rest.

[ CUDDLE ]: eager for some well-earned cuddling, the sender finds it much easier for everyone involved to sit in the receiver's lap during the cuddle session.

[ MOVIE ]: while watching a movie together (and possibly being so distracted by the film that they don't realize what they're doing) the sender settles back into the receiver's lap.

[ CHAIR ]: the distinct lack of available chairs in a room results in the sender having no choice but to sit in the receiver's lap.

[ CLOSENESS ]: after having been apart for a considerable length of time, the sender sits into the receiver's lap just to be close to them.

[ PRETEND ]: in a bid to persuade others that they're in a relationship (even though they're probably not) the sender climbs into the receiver's lap to convince the on-lookers of their legitimacy.

[ LEARN ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can teach them a particular practical skill (e.g. pottery, knot-tying etc.)

[ ACCIDENT ]: the sender, unaware that the seat they're trying to claim is occupied, drops into the receiver's lap without realizing it.

[ EXHAUSTION ]: the sender, surrounded by nothing but uncomfortable places to rest in, finds a solution by sitting in the receiver's lap in order to rest and possibly sleep.

[ CHILLED ]: the sender and receiver find themselves in a particularly cold room, leading the sender to sit in the receiver's lap in order to share body heat.

[ KISS ]: the sender lowers themselves into the receiver's lap in order to kiss them properly.

[ FLIRT ]: the sender, only just beginning to explore the romantic side of a relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap in order to express their feelings clearly.

[ ROMANCE ]: the sender, in a well-established romantic relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap just because they can.

[ THRONE ]: having found the receiver sitting in their throne, the sender sits in their lap in order to symbolically and physically share the seat.