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#tw ed#saw a picture of myself from when i was *checks notes* at my fucking worst with my ED but that meant i was also Thinner.#i really should Go Back huh. maybe if i did i wouldnt feel. Like This.#it'd prolly mean id start losing my hair again which. not a big fan. BUT.#if i was really dedicated i could also lose my period which. huge fan. that was one of the best things that ever happened to me tbh#i could have it all back. maybe i could even get farther than the last time. all it would take is uhh feeling utterly fucking miserable#having no energy for the most basic stuff let alone singing and thinking about nothing and i mean NOTHING but calories 24/7.#but hey. maybe i could like. lose 5 kg for my troubles and then gain back twice as much when i decide again that i just Cant Live Like This#totally worth it huh#anyway. i miss hating my body A Little Less and people being Nicer to me and everyone telling me how good of a job im doing#and encouraging me to keep going. and i miss the sense of Accomplishment and the Pride and the Not Feeling Disgusting#or at least Making Up For It by just. not eating lol#cause like its not like im actually much better mentally am i lmao clearly im not. only now im both miserable AND fat.#obviously ill never be s/kinny let alone as s/kinny as my friends. ill still look like a glitch in the system and a mistake next to them.#but if i have to be miserable anyway i could at least be. less f/at about it right. maybe then ill be worth something <3#...and other delusions you keep cultivating because there's something deeply and inherently wrong with you#my new bestseller coming soon to your nearest bookshop dont miss it its only $free.99!
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"but i think i kinda hate summer", while caressing a cat you muttered brazenly.
ah, chasing after your runaway cat, you found yourself plunged before a red traffic light. âď¸
#mellohi draws stuff#tsukasa tenma#emu otori#emukasa#project sekai#prsk#pjsk#wonderlands x showtime#wxs#tenma tsukasa#otori emu#kagerou daze#kagepro#happy kagepro day chat. :3#my hand is in so much pain but its so unbelievably worth it hell fucking yeah.#it's kinda funny actually because after my fic i totally got into kagepro and made an au#... unfortunately emu and tsukasa AREN'T hiyori and hibiya in it! huh!#emukasa as shinaya is kind of blowing my mind a bit and YES rui might be a better fit for shintaro#(you can pry ayano tsukasa from my cold dead hands)#BUT LISTEN TO ME RIGHT RIGHT.
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#enstars#ensemble stars#florian's art#hokuto hidaka#hidaka hokuto#seiya hidaka#hidaka seiya#hokuto's grandma#enstars fanart#short comic#ehh. is it short?#comic#digital art#undescribed#sorry#i might add the ids some other time. not really sure how to describe these#art#artists on tumblr#antlers#trans allegory#huh no wait it's not an allegory anymore#whatever i don't have enough braincells for this#i just noticed that accident scribble on the second panel where the seiya picture appeared#i sure can fix it but nope. let's just say someone made a graffiti on the thing#haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh#if it doesn't make sense blame my lack of sleep which is totally my own fault#i stayed up late reading alien stage analysis posts. while rewatching the show.#totally worth it btw#i think#grhfhgjghfhdrghgdjf
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Happy birthday Ichiji, Niji, Sanji and Yonji. :3c
Hereâs a lovely illustration to celebrate Sanji and his gremlin brotherâs birthday.
#one piece#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke niji#one piece sanji#vinsmoke yonji#vinsmoke reiju#vinsmoke brothers#vinsmoke family#black leg sanji#illustration#my art#vinsmoke siblings#one piece nyasha#vinsmoke sanji#I poured my blood sweat and tears into this piece and it was totally worth it. :â3#Huh I wonder who that angel watching over them is.#vinsmoke sora
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Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 6: I'm sorry, even when I don't say it.
This was so clearly supposed to be a turning point in their relationship and the status quo. Why they wrote this episode just to return to said status quo I will never understand. Aaaanyway, in my perfect little world (this series), this is a turning point that gives leeway to Noah trusting and caring more about Owen going forward. He still likes Emma of course, but that doesn't mean Owen is any less important to him, and I'm sure he'll learn to show it :]
Transcript:
Image 1 Owen: How did we go from first to LAST?
Image 2 Owen: Woah, buddy. Are you alright? ...Noah?
Image 3 Noah: ...
Image 4 Owen: (Sigh.) Alright, listen. I can appreciate that you have a crush on Emma- and believe me- I know how strong that feeling can be and how it can mess with you...
Image 5 Owen: ...but racing with you has been the most fun ever! It'd stink if we had to go home because your head wasn't in the game! Owen: Not to mention you might end up losing Emma for good. Owen: I know you, dude. And I know that's not what you want.
Image 6 Owen: I know you want to win this thing! So... at least for now... Owen: Stop trying to be some girls hero... Owen: and be my hero.
Image 7 Owen: Okaaaay?
Image 8 Noah: ...okay.
#im so sorry this took so long owens monologue intimidated me for months#you dont know how long ive mulled over what exactly owen should say in this part#I hope the mulling was worth it and this came off as a nice dialogue I really really hope so#Im so happy this part is DONE and I can keep watching ridonculous#hasta la proxima#total drama#total drama ridonculous race#total drama presents: the ridonculous race#tdrr#total drama noah#td noah#total drama owen#td owen#I should proooobably make a tag specific to this series seeing as theres six parts huh#noah is friends with owen#yup thats the one#Starry makes art
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my mum: you've been doing really good lately. every part of your life is really stable and you seem genuinely happy, it's great to see :)
me, who's felt like ive been going actually crazy bananas insane for months now: yeah haha
#sometimes i forget that 'being in total control of my emotions at all times' isn't just my cringe lore & is actually something im good at#like wdym my MUM said this. girl im experiencing horrors over here!#i got really offended by it? ilke i just smiled at her and agreed but inside i was like HELLOOOOO CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEE#i just genuinely feel like i am so detached from myself and im entirely manipulative and i micromanage every facet of my personality#and change it day-to-day person-to-person and not in the Normal Human Way but in a crazy insane I Am Manipulating People Way#& it's a CONSCIOUS thing & like. idk who the real me is idk if there is a real me idk if id like her if i saw her idk if im a good person#but i look like im doing fine. i seem really stable and happy atm according to the person who knows me better than anyone#like that's the extent of my control on myself. even my mum cant tell. HUH#idk i feel like im being dramatic bc last week and this week ive definitely been feeling a lot better#and like maybe i was just having some sort of months-long episode but that doesnt negate the fact that while i was IN it no one could tell#not even the closest people to me that see me every day in the same house where im most vulnerable could tell#that's like. worrying surely. maybe. i think. whatever im just saying shit at this point#i always do this tho i go 'i fundamentally base my self-worth on how little i share vulnerability with people#and it's been a constant part of my personality since childhood that i dont talk about my feelings' and then i get SO pissed off#when people dont realise im going through shit. like girl what did you THINK was gonna happen. look inwards#hella goes home
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assorted doug eiffel fantasy genre thoughts that will never cohere into a proper post but i want to say anyway: love that lotr is one of his more-frequently-referenced series. doug eiffel is the guy who is dying to tell you viggo mortensen broke his toes while kicking that helmet. thinking about gabriel urbina saying eiffel's favorite game of thrones character was robb and, doing the math, they realized the last episode to air before he left earth would've been the one right before the red wedding. thinking about the not-technically-canon dnd script and how he would be so so insufferable to dm for because he has his character's whole story planned out and he gets frustrated every time the game doesn't adhere to it. doug eiffel is the guy who gets really annoying about other people not doing their character voices. and you'd think maybe he would be a better dm than a player, if he wants to tell wild stories and do character voices so badly, but he would never be willing to plan for it and he insists he wants to play even though it makes him mad every time. doug eiffel has a very specific and very fervent pet peeve about the prevalence of giant spiders in high fantasy and you should not get him started.
#i want to take him to the ren faire#this isn't worth tagging but. i want to talk about him so too bad.#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#i like to think lotr is one of the things eiffel and hera could agree on#but she reads the books first and actually thinks in terms of themes so she's like ohh i get it and starts talking about#how it values the small deeds of everyday people and has so much emphasis on life. even as the world is changing beyond recognition#and eiffel is like yeah uh huh that's totally what i was going to say#but he was actually just excited to be like now you can watch the movies the ride of the rohirrim is soo cool#she would compare him to faramir and he wouldn't get that that's a compliment because he thinks it'd be cooler to be aragorn#that's his problem.#anyway. still thinking about bard eiffel. wonderful to me
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#not to sound Doomed (i am i totally am) but there rly has just been no reason to keep going for three years huh.#no job i want to do. no success i want to achieve. nowhere i want to be.#at any given time it's been at least a month since i last saw my friends#i haven't felt happy in so long. i can't even begin to imagine something making this feel worth it#there's so many moments i should've died before now#at least before everyone got tired of me#on top of all that im working a job that is literally killing me. who am i doing any of this for at this point
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AAAAAAAAAWMHLKJAHKJFhWKLA <3333333333
GOOD DAY 2DAY ROBIN ART!!!!!!!
@junespriince if u want 2 see some wally + baby bart :3
cousin pizza making. Bart is covered in tomato sauce and melted cheese. Wally is then forced to deep clean Irisâs kitchen for setting this little monster loose
#ROBIN ART!!!!!!#I GOT SO SCARED BC I WENT 2 LIKE/REBLOG BUT THE POST WAS GONE FKJHDSKF#SO CUTE SOOSOSOOOOOO CUTE#wally is forced 2 clean the kitchen aisjkfghjadgfjlhasgfa#HE JUST WANTED 2 TRY 2 SPEND TIME W/HIS COUSIN LIKE EVERY1S BEEN SAYING & THIS IS THE PRICE HE PAYS#yk waht ty ppl who voted wally on the poll actually this is ADORABLE#IM GONNA MELTTTTTTTT#SO MESSY THE SAUCE ON HIS CHEEKS AKJSFH#omg barts squishy face is soscuteee im gonna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IMPLODE OR SMTH#WHERES MY BABY BART SIDE RUN HUH#WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT I WANT IT GIVE HIM THE CHILDHOOD HE NEVER HAD DC#ops doing the lords work or whatever that phrase is. healing the world w/his art <333#âoh wally! his eyes is the same color as ur hair!â pan 2 wallys horrified expression#/j /J PLS PLS BUT NAYWAYSAHGJKGF#EATS THIS ART EATS IT FULLY#LOOK @ THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK @ THEMMMM!!!!!!!!JFIKASJDHFKJAS#JSFOIGKH:DUOIFHGAOIDGHFUOIGHAIOFHLGDAJKFGHKJDSGFHKAGLKAGKHJAWGLHYAGHSKJGF#HAFUIS:AHIFUWGHUIGFIUAGFLKAGSFJHDGFHJGAFHJLASG#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wally west#bart allen#dc#reblog#baby bart#!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA#that onsie is totally ruined but worth 4 the cuteness......#âoh its clean!â JOKES ON U THE CHEESE GOT ON THE YELLOW PART & THE SUACE GOT ON THE RED PARTS ITS ACTUALLY DIRTY AS HELL#idk what im saying im kicking my feet#maximum energy!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAcutiessssssssss
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my interest in starfield is like at least 99.9999% based in what the modding community might be able to do with it; if it ends up not being that robust and creative then the whole experience could fall short
#it's definitely Saying Something that i leave the quality of my experience up to a fanbase doing shit for free huh lol#like i enjoyed fo4 for what it was when it first came out#but i don't have quite enough faith in the vanilla experience to be totally satisfactory ykwim#there's gonna be something worth tweaking and hopefully expanding on
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jealousy, jealousy...
- nanami kento x reader
your husband seems to be immune to jealousy, and you've pretty much convinced yourself that he just doesn't have it in him... or does he?
genre/warnings: crack, fluff, jealous!nanami (he is in denial), implied suggestive content, mentions of pregnancy, gojo cameo (i just can't pass up the chance of him annoying the heck out of nanami ahaha)
note: based on this ask, this is a little continuation to the secret wife! and this is in the same universe as love entries so gojo is married to the love entries reader! :)
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By all means, Nanami Kento is not a jealous man.
He knows his worth. And he knows you. Out of all people, you wouldn't try anything with anyone.
Even more so with Ino. He knows him too, and there is just no way.
So... he really shouldn't get riled up, especially when it was his shitty senior who tried to set him on fireâ
"It's still beyond me, how you managed to bag her," Gojo remarked with a bark of snort. Both of them shared the same table in this high-end bar, an afterparty for the school's graduation, but Nanami was seriously considering to move after Yaga left earlier until this clown came. "And keep her a secret too. I mean, that's so foul! If I were your wife, I'd divorce you on the spot."
Nanami threw him a pointed look. "The feeling is mutual. I feel bad for her for putting up with you too. And please don't be gross and say things like you being my wife. It's appalling."
Gojo's wife being his close friend and former classmate was what foul, Nanami thought. Sure, he would acknowledge Gojo's relentless efforts, but still, anyone willing to be this shameless paintbrush's wife must lead a really daring life.
The strongest sorcerer rolled his eyes. "Nah, I'll have you know that my married life is full of bliss. I have a proof, look at myâ"
"If you want to show me hickeys, I'll seriously report you for harassing me."
And to that, Gojo merely whined and pursed his lips, and Nanami finally had some peace. He really entertained the thought of going back, because Gojo wasn't exactly a fun company, and this was getting late, untilâŚ
"Hey, Inoâthe one who always follows you around," Gojo suddenly said. "Whoa, you're letting him close to your wife too, huh?"
Nanami whipped his head to where you were, and true to what Gojo said, you were indeed there, talking animatedly to his junior.
You were all smiles, and Ino was every bit as excited as you were. There was nothing remotely wrong with how you were conversing. You two looked like a pair of really, really good friends.
Ever since word of your marriage got out and became common knowledge, you've been receiving the kind of attention that Nanami wasn't sure he preferred. While he hadn't intended to keep it a secret, he certainly felt that a more private life was preferable.
But the thing was⌠weren't you too close with him? If it were up to him, Ino could've had at least two steps back. What were you discussing anyway?
"You're a lax husband, Nanamin, heh," Gojo whistled, totally grinning because he won this fight. "I know you probably think it's harmless, but a puppy is still a dog, you know~"
A puppy... is what?
That night, that phrase was what going through in his mind over and over as he chugged down his drinks.
No way, no way... It must have been because he had too much to drink. He couldn't possibly!
The next time he felt that unpleasant feeling, it was on one night, at the comfort of your home.
Both of you had just finished watching a movie, still lounging on the sofa. You were blissfully humming, texting away on your phone atâNanami looked at the clockâ11 p.m.
Now, now, he wasn't one who would be checking your phone or such, but he couldn't deny the curiosity within him, because you weren't usually texting anyone this late at night.
"Hehe~" suddenly, you giggled and Nanami glanced at you in wonder. You seemed to be having fun.
Who... are you texting?
Despite telling himself he wouldn't meddle in your affairs, he gruffly cleared his throat. "Dear, it's late."
"Oh?" you whipped your head to him. "Oh, yeah..."
You were genuinely confused, your husband was folding his face as if he was sour of something. "Kento? What's wrong?"
But suddenly, his face lit up into a smile, kind of forced though. "Ah, nothing..." And suddenly he lifted you up from the sofa, making you almost yelp as you dropped your phone and wrapped your arms around his neck. "Time for bed."
However, what you didn't realize was that your phone's screen lit up just as the sender replied to your message, and Nanami caught a glimpse of it.
Ino.
A puppy is still a dog, you know~
The heck?
"Kento?" you asked again, and he immediately turned to you, unable to read the message. Still, his mind was reeling in many ways, and when he looked into your innocent, round eyes, suddenly he clicked his tongue, eyes slitting in dissatisfaction.
"Time for bed, dear."
Long story short, that night, your husband was somehow a little more aggressive than usual... even as he fondled you ever so softly at the end.
The third time, Nanami had enough.
He had just finished a mission when he got that call from Ino, informing him that you were at a clinic after nearly passing out.
Out of anyone else... how could you not call him first?!
He may be vexed, but worry was what clouded his mind the most. You were almost five months pregnant now, and to have this happening to youâ
He walked in to find you lying on the small bed, your eyes lighting up when you saw him. "Kento..."
"What happened to you? Why didn't you call me?" his voice was rough, and your smile fell. You felt him gripping your hand tightly. "How can youâ"
Ino, sensing his apprehension, suddenly intervened, "Uh, Nanami-san, it's notâ"
Nanami turned to him sharply, causing him to gulp.
"We were... in a bakery when Y/N-san suddenly felt faint," the younger man explained. "Please don't be too hard on her."
"And why are you with my wife in broad daylight?"
"Kento, it's not what it looks like!" you squeezed his hand urgently. "We were just... trying to find a cake, you know..."
"...what?"
And that day, everything Nanami thought he knew was turned on its axis. Perhaps, if he wasn't thinking too muchâif Gojo's words hadn't taken his mind, he wouldn't jump into conclusions this easily.
Your first wedding anniversary was just in a couple of weeks, and you had enlisted in Ino's help to find this one bakery that he swore sold only the best goods. Your texts to each other were solely about thatânothing more, nothing less.
"Aww, Kento~" you cooed as Nanami helped you into your shared bed once you got back home. "You got jealous, it's cute, and I'm happy~"
He huffed. "I was not jealous."
"Ehh, didn't look like that to me though~"
"Listen," he said, taking hold of your shoulders once he had seated you on the bed, looking straight into your eyes. "From now on, whatever you do... you have to contact me first, alright?"
"Ohâ?"
"When you need something, when you don't feel well, when you feel like you might be in some kind of danger..." his tone was serious, emphasizing each word. "You have to reach out to me first. You don't go to Ino, Gojo, or anyone elseâme. You go to me. I'm your husband, and I intend to fulfill that role well for you."
And he placed a hand on your tummy, gently caressing it. "And of course the father role for the baby too."
You clamped up, totally speechless. This unexpected development made your heart soar with a heap of giddiness.
"Yes!" Your smile was so wide and radiant that Nanami was sure he had started to blush too. Then you flung yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck in a hug. "And you know... you're already the best husband and soon-to-be father ever! So you don't have anything to worry about, okay?"
Ah, how nice. Nanami chuckled as he placed his hand on the small of your back.
"Mhm, and from now on, I'll take charge of our anniversary. You only have to take it easy, alright?"
And when you giggled, he thought having you in his embrace like this was enough to satisfy himâafter all, he was a simple man.
Epilogue
"I know even Nanami gets jealous! Heh, heh, heh~"
Gojo laughed crisply, and Shoko snorted as they listened to Ino recount the story, with the latter scratching his head uncomfortably.
"I really didn't mean anything, and now I feel kinda bad," the younger man said, his head dropping. "Nanami-san seemed upset too..."
"Not many things can get under his skin," Shoko remarked. "I really thought he'd be more rational, but having an expecting wife must've taken quite a toll on him too."
"Nah, don't find more excuses, Shoko! Now is time to pay up~!"
As Shoko grumbled and Ino was lost in his own thoughts, a loud cough suddenly echoed behind them.
"Gojo-san... Ieiri-san..." Nanami leveled his unamused gaze on them, his glasses glinting in the light, causing the two gulp. "What are you two doing?"
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Could you do a part 2 to please date my sister in law with max and r getting married?
wedding of the century | max verstappen
part 2 of âplease date my sister in lawâ
pairing: max verstappen x reader
summary: one year after charles sets up his sister in law with max, the world is preparing for the wedding of the century.
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maxverstappen1: to be wed đ
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user1: OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
user2: STAY CALM EVERYONE!! STAY CALM!! STAY FUCKING CALM
user3: charles leclerc found yelling out in happiness, 3:21 AM, monaco.
user4: oh my god
user5: omg
user6: the pictures are so cute đĽš
user7: THAT SHOUDLVE BEEN ME
user8: marrying max? or marrying yn?
user7: BOTH
user9: max waited no time to put a ring on that
user10: AHH IM SO EXCITED
user11: i can live out my wedding fantasies through you guys đĽš
user12: i know charles is freaking out rn
charles_leclerc: oh yes. iâll be over with the binder in five minutes.
user13: heâs actually at lot more calmer then i expected
yoursistersuser: nope! he yelled for a straight ten minutes after this was posted
user14: yeah that sound more like himâŚ
user15: so happy for you two đ¤
landonorris: so when can i pick up my bridesmaid dress?
maxverstappen1: you mean your groomsmen suit?âŚ.
landonorris: i know what i meant
user16: i hope max takes her last name
danielricciardo: how funny would it have been if she said no
maxverstappen1: not funny at all
danielricciardo: tough crowd
user17: ahhhh congratulations!!
user18: NO PLS NO
user19; you have shattered my heart
yourusername: FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT
maxverstappen1: YOU TOLD ME I COULD MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST??
yourusername: I LIED I WAS GOING TO BEAT YOU TO IT
maxverstappen1: HAHAH SLOW POKE
user20: these are the two getting married btw
user21: i didnât want you anyways đ
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yourusername: officially a #fiancĂŠ! đž
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user22: so itâs realâŚ.
user23: why wouldnât it be real?
user22: idk i was hoping max went crazy and just started making shit up
user24: you know what. hell yeah.
user25: mama a happy future ahead of YOU đ
user26: CONGRATULATIONS!!
user27: noâŚ.
user28: this just broke my heart
user29: so happy for you two đĽš
user30: if anyone deserves this happiness, itâs you!! congratulations đ
oscarpiastri: oh he wasnât kidding
oscarpiastri: you said yes?âŚ
yourusername: i cannot deal with your negativity today oscar
oscarpiastri: IM JUST SAYING
oscarpiastri: you said yes?âŚ
user31: letâs all say thank you charles!!
charles_leclerc: YES THANK YOU CHARLES! WE ALL THANK CHARLES!!
charles_leclerc: and too think they all called me crazy for setting them up!
charles_leclerc: HA
charles_leclerc: and to thinkâŚ
user32: youâre talking to yourself babe
landonorris: i canât wait to pick up my bridesmaid dress
yourusername; we talked about this lando
landonorris: i know đ
user33: does this mean lando isnât a bridesmaid? because i would KILL to see that man in a dress
user34: HELL YEAH!!
user35: true love, rock on đ¤
user36: 50 percent of marriages end in divorce
user37: genuinely, why would you say this
user36: iâm a hater to my core
user38: no youâre a bitch to your core
user39; oh damn
yoursistersuser: love you babe đ but pls tell charles he can calm it with the wedding planning
yourusername: and you think heâll listen to me?
yoursistersuser: no, but it was worth it a try đ
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charles_leclerc: itâs always hows the wedding plannING? and never hows the wedding plannER? đ
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user40: nobody gaf how you are, WHENS THE WEDDING?????
carlossainz: whenâs the wedding?
user41: you signed up for this buddy, whenâs the fricking wedding???
oscarpiastri: whenâs the wedding?
user44: uh huh, uh huh, yep totally agree! whenâs the wedding?
user45: who cares, whenâs the wedding?
user46: i donât care, whenâs the wedding??
landonorris: whenâs the wedding?
user47: donât give a shit, whenâs the wedding?
user48: chop chop wedding planner, whenâs the wedding????
danielricciardo: whenâs the wedding?
user49: OMG CHARLES NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, WHENS THE WEDDING????
user50: shut up when nobody asks, whenâs the wedding????
maxverstappen1: whenâs the wedding?
user51: boy who asked? whenâs the wedding?????
charles_leclerc: I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE WEDDING DATE. BUT YOU SICK FUCKS DONT DESERVE IT! SO FUCK YOU ALL!!! YOU WONT KNOW WHEN THE WEDDING IS!! HA HA HA. LOSERS.
user51: charles wait we were joking
user52: donât pmo
user53: DONT BE SUCH A BABY!!! WHENS THE FUCKING WEDDING?
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maxverstappen1: iâve reached peak happiness
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user53: you are fucking kidding me
user54: CHARLES I WILL KILL YOU
user55: WHAT
user56: WHEN
user57: HOW
user58: WHERE
yourusername; đđ
user59: BUT YOU JUST PROPOSED??? LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO
user60: no, you guys are actually so fake for this
user61: wow, i canât believe this
landonorris: congratulations!! i still think me as a bridesmaid wouldâve been amazing butâŚ.
maxverstappen1: let it go lando
landonorris; FINE
user62: charles when i find you
user63: i say we all kill charles on his birthday
user64: how could you guys do this to me??
oscarpiastri: loved the shrimp! đŚ
user65: THEY HAD SHRIMP
user66: charles planned a whole wedding in 3 months???
use67: thatâs actually so impressive
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yourusername: i win! đ°ââď¸
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user68: youâre actually fucking kidding me. charles leclerc when i find you
user69: not to much now, he did plan this in 3 only months
charles_leclerc: THANK YOU!! HOW ABOUT SOME APPRECIATION FOR MY PLANNING
user70: stfu. itâs your fault non of us knew when the wedding was going to be
user71: these pictures are so cute đĽ°
user78: living through you guys rn
user79: someday i hope to be married to someone who loves me as much as max loves yn
user80: conđgrađtulađtionsđ
user81: so happy for you guys!!! i will go kill myself now!!!
user82: THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
user83: that man did NOT wait to put a ring on it
user84: if he wanted to, he would
user85: let this be a reminder to women that if someone wanted to marry you, they would!! congratulations đ
oscarpiastri: loved the shrimps đ¤
user86: we get it oscar
oscarpiastri; no. you donât. the shrimp were delicious.
user87: donât brag
oscarpiastri: iâll brag all i want. you canât do anything about it because i had the shrimp and you didnât đš
user88: oh damn
user89: someoneâs passionate about the shrimpâŚ
yoursistersuser: love you to the moon and back đ
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charles_leclerc: iâm hearing a lot of âlove youâ and âshrimpsâ but iâm not hearing enough âthank you charles for planning a beautiful wedding in 3 months and taking time out of your very BUSY racing career to make sure my wedding was amazingâ
yourusername: donât act like you didnât beg me to let you plan the wedding
maxverstappen1: yeah, me and yn were fine with eloping
charles_leclerc: please guys, no need to thank me! it was my pleasure â¤ď¸
oscarpiastri: the shrimp were great man
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charles_leclerc: since no one else will say it đ thank you charles for planning a beautiful wedding in 3 months and taking time out of your very BUSY racing career to make sure my wedding was amazing
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user91: iâm still pissed at you for not telling us when the wedding is
user91: it was a beautiful wedding tho
charles_leclerc: thank you charles!!
charles_leclerc: of course charles!!!
charles_leclerc: beautiful work!! especially with the very short time you were given
user92: maybe we shouldnât let charles plan anymore weddings, it looks like theyâve drove him insane
carlossainz: i look gorgeous
oscarpiastri: the shrimps were chef kiss đ¤
landonorris: what is with you man?
georgerussell63: are you still drunk?
user93: charles posting more photos then the actual people who got married is so funny đ
user93: it really sums up their relationship
user94: beautiful wedding planning charles!! đ
user95: how much do you charge??
user96: i still canât believe yn and max got together, engaged, and married in less then 2 years
user97: i bet sheâs pregnant
user98: WOAH
user99: where tf did that come from
user100: or maybe they just love each other??? not everyone waits years and years hoping that their shitty bf will propose to them
user101: oh! okay!
user102: you ate those decorations up charles
user103: the flowers??? gorgeous
user103: if yn and max ever divorce, i will kill myself
oscarpiastri: great shrimp đĽ°
user14: what tf is wrong with you
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thank you fo rrequesting!!! lifeâs been busy but i hope you guys didnât forget me đŠś
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hey don't be sad, this (ostensibly cishet) man known to his many fans by the nickname Julie since the 60s okay?
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#don't be sad#i haven't posted anything serious for a while huh#maybe next time#but yesterday was very stressful and i just realised this is the last weekend of pride month#so you get this#kenji sawada#(i love him)#japanese music#éłtopic#apparently he named himself Julie bc he loved the actress Julie Andrews#but that's it's own post just enjoy the song and check out his other songs on youtube it's totally worth it bye
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đŹđ˛đ§đ¨đŠđŹđ˘đŹ ৚ You and Suguru have been dating in secret and it hasn't been easy but it's totally worth it. So, while at a party, Suguru slips away to see you, not thinking anyone is around. But just how long does it take Satoru and Shoko to figure out what's going on?
đđ¨đ§đđđ§đđŹ ৚ suguru x fem!reader, fluff, making out (oop), you and suguru get caught kissing (losers lol), suguru is annoyed, satoru is the annoyer â˘, shoko is a girls girl, yaga mention.
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đ/đ§ ৚ was literally in class when I got this idea so I started writing it in my notebook. i'm shameless (hearts divider by @/s-h-o-w-y).
âYou could have practically any girl here, Suguru and yet you keep ignoring them all!â Gojo exclaimed at his best friend. The two of them, along with you and Shoko were at a house party of a friend. And despite his flirty personality, he noticed that a lot of the girls their age seemed to flock to Suguru. Yet he ignored their advances every single time.
âIâm just not interested,â Geto replied, putting his hands in his pockets.
Satoru scoffed. âCâmon, you canât possibly be serious. Weâre at a party, have some fun! Itâs not like Yaga is breathing down our necks right now or anything.â
But again, Suguru shook his head. âKnock yourself out, Iâll pass.â He shrugged it off.
Up until a couple of months ago, the two boys would go out and meet plenty of girls and would just have fun. But as of late, Suguru had just been ignoring any girls who came his way. Politely, of course, but he always made sure that they knew he was simply uninterested. Gojo would watch as Suguru would turn them away, his jaw agape. He simply couldnât understand it.
Truth was, Suguru had been dating you for the past couple of months but the two of you had mutually decided to keep it a secret for the first little bit. You were still navigating relationships and you wanted that aspect of privacy. Suguru, of course, wanted to give it to you. But that did make seeing each other quite difficult.
At first, Suguru had no desire to attend these parties anymore. Knowing that heâd be approached by the girls there. But Satoru begged him every time, not knowing about his relationship with you. You didnât want Suguru to miss out on the fun and told him to go anyway. So, he did. Heâd just turn away any girl whoâd come his way.
Especially since you wanted to keep things on the down low, he couldnât just tell these girls that he had a girlfriend without the possibility of the word getting out to your friends.
Satoru glanced at two girls who had their eyes set on him. âSuit yourself.â He shrugged off before putting on a flashy grin and walking towards the girls.
The moment Satoru was distracted, Suguru let out a sigh of relief. âFinally,â he groaned. âThat should keep him busy for a while.â
Now was finally his time to slip awayâto slip away and find you. You had wandered off with Shoko ten minutes ago and he was already itching to see you again. He pulled out his phone and texted you.
âWhere are you and Shoko?â
Moments later, your text popped up on his screen. âDonât know where Shoko went but Iâm down near the bathroom.â
Suguru smiled at your messageâfinally, he could just be with you alone, even if it was just for a minute. He made his way through the house, ignoring anyone and everyone he walked past. He just wanted to see you and he was determined to do so.
Turning around the corner, Suguru saw you in the hallway, leaning against one of the walls and his face lit up. Shoko was nowhere in sight, and neither was anyone else, just you. He understood you wanted to keep the relationship a secret but boy did it make things hard sometimes.
âThere you are,â He said, walking up to you. Immediately, his arms were around your waist, and his chin was propped up on your shoulder. âFelt like I was going to suffocate back there.â He mumbled.
You chuckled a little. âThat bad, huh?â You asked him with playful empathy.
Suguru nodded his head. âSatoru canât take a hint that Iâm not interested in any of the girls here. But I canât just outright say why.â He sighed. Keeping your relationship a secret was hardâespecially from his best friend.
Mr. âSix eyes sees all, nosey, and in everyoneâs business Satoru Gojoâ was hard to keep a secret from. Especially when he didnât understand why Suguru was so uninterested in the girls around him all of a sudden.
There was no rule in school saying you couldnât date other studentsâhowever, Yaga viewed relationships in school as a distraction and while if he found out you and Suguru were together, he couldnât do much about it, he would just make it very obvious that he didnât approve. Which in turn, would just make things awkward.
So, all of this together was the reason why your relationship was so private and secret.
âBut now⌠I donât have to deal with any of these pesky people.â Suguru grinned down at you. Within seconds, he pulled you into one of the rooms right by the bathroom, just so he could kiss you in privateâaway from everyone else, hoping nobody would come stumbling across the two of you.
Putting far too much faith that no one would, Suguru didnât close the door all the way. Instead, he got straight to it, not wasting any time by pressing his lips against yours. You were a little taken aback by the sudden kiss and his eagerness but you reciprocated with fervor.
It had been hard having to sneak around all the time to do something as easy and simple as kissing; like conveniently going to the bathrooms around the same time while in classâor saying you were going to get some of the cursed weapons from the shed and Suguru would offer to âcome helpâ you every time.
Needless to say, he was making up for all of the times he wanted to kiss you but couldnât. He understood and respected your wishes to keep things private but boy were there enough times when he wanted to kiss you, no matter who was around.
His hands slipped from your back, down to your hips, giving them a firm but gentle squeeze. The only time you pulled away was to catch a breath, only for you to reconnect your lips with his moments later. With his hands still on your hips, he pulled you closer, kissing you harder.
Suguru was a great kisserâgranted you had no one to compare him to since he was your first boyfriend but he made you feel alive every single time. He was the epitome of an amazing boyfriend. Respectful, sweet, with just the right amount of playfulness. You swore you could love him forever.
You donât even remember when you fell for him but you were so glad you did.
But before you could continue, you heard a very familiar voice near the doorway, which caused you both to freeze right in your tracks. âAm I interrupting something?â
It was Shoko, standing in the doorway with a little mischievous grin on her face. You finally pulled away from Suguru, your face as red as a tomato and your eyes as wide as ever. âS-Shoko! Whereâhowâd you get here?â You asked, stumbling over your words.
âSmoke break in the bathroom,â She said, holding up a cigarette.
Of course, a smoke break. In the bathroom. In the bathroom right next to the room, you were just making out with Suguru in. Suguru mentally cursed himself for not closing the door all the way. At least that wouldâve given you a second or two to pull away from each other and make things look normal.
âSo, how long has this been going on?â Shoko asked, clearly not giving up on her curiosity.
âUm,â You looked at the ground for a moment. âAbout three and a half monthsâŚâ
Shoko looked a little surprised. âWow, that long? I always assumed something was going on between the two of you but I didnât know you were togetherâespecially for that long already.â She replied. It was decently impressive, given how strict and nosey Yaga was. Not to mention how nosey Satoru was. âAnd whose idea was it to keep this a secret for so long?â
Suguru pointed at you almost immediately and Shoko let out a snort at his quickness, provoking you to roll your eyes. Shokoâs eyes moved to Suguru. âAnd just where is Satoru?â She asked, knowing that the two of them were practically attached at the hip on nights like these.
Suguru sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. âHeâs occupied talking to some girls who were flirting with him earlier.â He answered, feeling slightly bad that he had just dipped. âI took that as a chance to come find [name].â
Shokoâs lips tugged into a grin as she looked you up and down; your lips were still slightly swollen from the passionate kisses you had just shared. âI can see that.â She teased.
Shoko had been your best friend ever since attending school but for some reason, you wanted to die of embarrassment. You wanted nothing more than to crawl into a little ball and blip out of existence. It was pretty embarrassing when you were caught making out with someone, even if it was your best friend who caught you.
âHonestly? Iâm just impressed you two managed to keep this a secret for so long.â She said, crossing her arms. âYaga-sensei is practically breathing down our necks most days and Gojo is awfully nosey.â
âTrust me, it hasnât been easy,â Suguru muttered under his breath, earning a quick glance from you.
âYouâre not going to tell Yaga, are you?â You asked Shoko. Shoko wasnât a snitchâyou knew that much but there was a little anxiety in the back of your mind that word might somehow get out to your teacher and make things awkward in places like the classroom.
âYou wonât hear a word from me,â Shoko replied.
You let out a relieved sigh and smiled but it got you wondering why you were even anxious to say something about your relationship before. You reached out and your fingers laced with Suguruâs and he squeezed your hand.
However, just moments later, you heard footsteps coming from behind Shoko and towards the doorway to the room. It was Satoru, stumbling over after hearing your voices. âIs Suguru over here? He just disappeared.â He said, his voice slightly dazed.
But his slight daze immediately went away when he saw you standing right next to Suguru, your hand in his. âOoooohhh whatâs going on here?â He teased, leaning his arm on Shokoâs shoulder. It was pretty obvious what was going on. He had observed enough, and Suguru had talked about you enough to know that you liked each other at the very least.
Shoko rolled him off her shoulder and you narrowed your eyes at Satoru. You knew it was practically impossible for him to keep his mouth shut about certain things and you werenât taking any chances.
âKeep. Your. Mouth. Shut.â You said firmly. You almost sounded like a mother scolding a young child.
âOkay fine,â He groaned, knowing there was no use in fighting you. He could tease or annoy Suguru all day but you were definitely not the girl he wanted to cross. You were not as forgiving as your boyfriend was. âHow come Iâm the last one to know about this though?â He looked at Suguru, feigning humorous offense.
Suguru began to walk towards the door, your hand still in his. There was no use in trying to hide anything around Shoko and Satoru anymore, so why would he? âBecause you have trouble keeping quiet about certain things.â He replied to Satoru as he passed by him. âAKA you have a big mouth.â
Shoko just snickered, following you and Suguru out of the room. âWhat? What do you mean?â Satoru exclaimed, following behind the three of you. âI can keep a secret! I promise. Câmon you guys Iâm not that bad!â
âName one secret youâve kept,â You said, looking back at him over your shoulder.
Satoru hesitated as if he was trying to think of one he could say. But then he crossed his arms and turned his nose up. âWell, I canât say them because theyâre a secret, obviously.â
Although this was obviously not true, it earned around of laughs from the three of you as you returned to the party. Even though this wasnât how you planned your night to go, part of you was quite relieved that you no longer had to hide your relationship with Suguru around Shoko and Satoru. It felt like a weight had been taken off of your shoulders.
And Suguru? He was the most relieved out of all of them.
And he definitely kissed you a lot that night.
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ââ˘âŚ THE BOY IS MINE
OIKAWA, KUROO, BOKUTO showing you that he belongs to you and you to him
⥠NOTES ⎠I'M BACCKKK! and I'm super excited, can;t wait to fangirl w/ y'all! I'm gonna cri đ I miss my boys sm T^T bokuto's made me giddy and kuroo's got me smiling like shit...don't get me started with oikawa!
OIKAWA
You were on the sidelines watching the man you adored so much being adored by so many other girls. No lies, some of them were prettier than you, youâd think. They could be a good match for your boyfriend. Â
Still, you didnât bother. Tooru always assured you of your worth and how perfect you were for him in every senseââthe most beautiful in his eyes. Â
Tooru delivered an impactful serve, and the crowd cheered including the other girls beside you. Even from afar, he sent you a smile with a matching flirty wink. The girls squealed with so much giddiness, probably thinking it was for them.
He cast another glance at you, which you returned primly. Â
You were always his number one fan. You might not be on par with him when it came to Volleyball, but you didnât mind being his cheerleader, his anchor and the source of his strength whenever heâd feel inadequate. Â
You were secured and not moved by how many fangirls he had until now. The reporter pulled Tooru to the side together with a known female Volleyball player whoâs around the same age as him. Â
The two of them were the top players of their teamsâthe most competent. The reporter and everybody else simply admired seeing the both of them side by side. Â
âOh! They look so good together!â You heard those around you murmured. Â
âMaybe theyâre dating...â The others speculated.Â
A bitter sting gnawed inside you. The image of Tooru happily playing Volleyball with a partner who could really challenge him head-to-head was making it difficult for you to breathe. Â
You were lost in your thoughts when you suddenly felt a hand around your wrist, gently dragging you somewhere. Â
T-Tooru? Â
He brought you by his side and laced his arm firmly around you.Â
âPractice and perseverance are totally the keys in winning but for me itâs not just that,â Tooru responded to the reporter. âWe all need a lucky charm, I tell you.â He pulled you closer to him, shifting his gaze to lovingly study your face, saying, âAnd I got mine right here.â Â
You blushed, feeling the heat crawling all over your face. The crowd squealed and hollered yet they didnât matter in that moment. Â
The reporter ended the interview with lighthearted teasing directed at you and Tooru, prompting the start of the last match. Â
âHow âbout a good luck kiss, huh?â He teased. Â
âW-Whatâre y-â You werenât even able to finish as he already placed a sweet peck on your lips. âTooru!â You complained when he parted, and he replied by playfully sticking his tongue out. Â
Your fingers travelled your lips. Perhaps, youâve got nothing to worry about after all. Â
KUROO
Itâs a big day for you and your boyfriend. It would be the first time heâd be giving a welcome remarks to open his institutionâs black-tie event. You were even proud to be the one who did his speech. Â
As his extra special plus one, he never left your side with both of you just keeping things, hands to yourself, acting as a professional and sober couple.Â
However, you were bothered to say the least. You always knew that you had a fine boyfriend. He looked straight out of a novel after all. Tall, handsome and with a good suit to complete the look. Â
Tetsurou seemed like every billionaire bad boy in the books youâd encounter in bookstoresâ new adult section. Itâs no wonder that the girls in his company party all had their eyes on him like heâs a piece of hunky meat theyâd jump on at any moment.Â
Deep inside, youâd want to be swallowed by the universe below. You were never insecure about your looks, well, maybe sometimes you were like right now! Were you not even pretty enough for them to keep their attraction to themselves? Were you not playing the eye candy part so well? Â
Do you even look good beside him?Â
Black dress, pretty face and hypnotic smile all amplified by the sweet scent of honeyâyouâre Kurooâs most prized possession, not that he treats you as an object. Well, yes, to put it simply youâre the object of his desires, adoration and affection. Â
Wasnât it obvious that you were with him? Yeah right, call him petty, but he couldnât bear the eyes of these bastards on you. Â
Hell, pretty was even an understatement when it came to you. As much as he wanted you to be revered for being the goddess that you are, he still couldn't accept all the gawking youâre receiving and him being disregarded like he wasnât even there when heâs the boyfriend, the future husband and the forever person. Â
He promised heâd behave himself and keep the PDA on low since todayâs a formal event, but it looked like he wonât be keeping up with that anymore.Â
Jolted, your shoulders rose as Tetsu slithered his arm around your waist. He tugged you closer to him so you were both attached to the hip. You just froze in surprise when he leaned, placed a kiss on your forearm and dropped another one on your shoulder. Â
You felt the heat rushing to your face. Your eyes held his as they met. âWhat...what are you doing?â you whispered and he propped his chin on your shoulder. Â
âShowing them who you belong to.âÂ
Internally, youâre partying. Youâd be lying to say that you didnât want that because you definitely want to show all these girls that Tetsu would only have his eyes on you. âOkay, just donât overdo it.âÂ
A lopsided grin appeared on his face. âNot very sure about that.âÂ
BOKUTO
At last, your fiancĂŠ, superstar athlete Bokuto Koutaro, will be arriving home tonight. It has been several months since heâs been away to train and to participate in the Olympics. Now, heâll be coming home after playing with his utmost best. Â
You were standing, waiting for him in anticipation at the airport. This was the moment youâd been waiting for and your face immediately lit up after seeing him walk from the arrivals. His eyes were still sleepy with his pillow still latched around his neck. Â
In anticipation, you took a step forward approaching him, but the reporters and his fans beat you to it. Now, heâs swarmed with the crowd taking pictures and asking him questions. Some of them were even bumping into you and all you could do was watch. You were just a mere ordinary citizen, lurking in the shadows of those who admire him. Â
You clutch on your chest. You were truly happy for him. Genuinely happy for the recognition heâs receiving. He deserved every bit of it, but...How youâd wish to be closer to him. Be the home he goes back to where he could be just Koutarou, the loving and silly boy you came to love. You just missed him so much.Â
A bitter smile appeared on your face, surrendering to your fate until his eyes met yours across the sea of people. He glowed radiantly, beaming at the sight of you. Without hesitation and despite everybody else around, he made a way for himself towards you.Â
With so much excitement, you yelped as he hugged you tight and carried you that your legs hooked around him in reflex. Koutarou peppered kisses over your face cooing so lovely that he finally got to see and be with his most adorable Y/N. You giggled, getting a little ticklish with his kisses. Â
âBabe, babe! Not here!â You protest in middle of chuckling. âThere are people around.âÂ
Koutarou pouted. âBut I miss you so much.âÂ
âMe too,â you said in a wide grin and he giggled like a school kid finally getting his favorite toy as present. Â
He rubbed his nose against yours. âLetâs go home!âÂ
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happy day of egbert
CG: DON'T YOU JUST HAVE THE MANUAL SOMEWHERE?
TG: dude its the most overwhelmingly basic thing on the planet trust me i literally did all the other settings for you
TG: all you gotta do is point the thing at egbert
TG: half press to focus subject
TG: press down fully and bam done the shit is shot
CG: BUT --
TG: i know youre desperate for this to be rocket science but its genuinely like first grade biz i promise whatever pic you take is gonna be fine
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EB: yeah, come on karkat!
EB: i am only going to be the birthday bad ass for like, 24 hours total you know.
EB: longest birthday of my LIIIIIIIIFE. haha.
EB: oh hey, from one birthday-dooms day guy to anotherâŚ
EB: i am pretty sure you understand the magnitude of what i just said!
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CG: OH HEY. FUCK YOU.
CG: I'M JUST ACCOUNTING FOR THE LITERAL FUCKING INEVITABILITY THAT WHEN I TAKE THIS PHOTO, SOME INSIDIOUS LITTLE KARMA GNOME WILL FROLIC ONTO THE SCENE IN AN UNBELIEVABLE STROKE OF LOATHSOME SERENDIPITY TO BURY ME IN 12 CUBIC METERS OF FOOL-GRADE FUCKING IDIOT POWDER.
CG: AT WHICH POINT ANOTHER HEFTY BOULDER WILL BE ADDED TO THE BULGING MACRO-BINDLE OF SHAME YOU PEOPLE HAVE FORCED ME INTO CARRYING MY WHOLE LIFE.
CG: SHIT, SOMEONE HAS GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR MY ASS.
TG: alright give us a sec
TG: huddle formation
EB: psssshhh, alright.
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TG: youre not gonna fuck this up
TG: your ass is completely secure dude
TG: i got the double foam padded booster seat and you know that shit is strapped on this 5mph drive through quaint ol piss-easyville
EB: you know if it really is so bad you can just re-take it, right?
EB: it is really not worth aggravationing your sponge over.
TG: 'xactly
TG: knights honor that shit isnt hooked up to my ishades and will not instantly forward me a copy in crisp HD of whatever blunder youre cooking in your beautiful nugbone
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CG: IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
CG: HAVEN'T I SHADOWED YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SHENANIGANS LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TOSS ME A GODDAM BONE?
CG: I MEAN. I FEEL LIKE I'M READY FOR THIS. I'VE BEEN PRIMED FOR THIS BULLSHIT FOR EQUINOXES AT THIS POINT, WATCHING YOU PRANCE AROUND WITH THIS FUCKING THING.
TG: woah wait youre legit into it?
CG: YES, I AM LEGIT FUCKING INTO IT.
CG: AND I KNOW IT HAS SETTINGS YOU'RE HIDING FROM ME. WHAT IF I WANT TO TAKE A BLACK AND WHITE SHOT, HUH? WHAT IF I WANT TO ADJUST THE "APERTURE" OR THE "EXPOSURE" OR SOMETHING.
TG: alright i dig the enthusiasm but maybe we can unwrap that shit when we dont have someone waiting for us
TG: i didnt know you were scoping photography man you shoulda said something!
CG: I WAS PLANNING TO! I DIDN'T ENVISION IT COMING UP SO FRIGGIN SUDDENLY MAN.
TG: i promise ill open the pandoras fuckin box of snap addicts anonymous afterwards alright
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CG: OK, FINE. BUT I AM HOLDING YOU TO THA --
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CG: HA HA EGBERT. VERY FUCKING FUNNY.
CG: FOR YOUR SAKE I SERIOUSLY HOPE THIS IS JUST AN EMBARRASSING NOSTALGIA-DRIVEN LAPSE IN HUMOR AND NOT A GENUINE ATTEMPT TO "PRANK" ME. I REALLY DO!
EB: huh? who is this "egbert" you speak of? i have never heard of such a character.
CG: OH, JUST THIS BULGECRUD-HUFFING IMBECILE THAT FALLS BACK ON SHITTY PRACTICAL JOKES SO PLAYED-OUT THAT THEY PHYSICALLY HURT TO BEAR WITNESS TO.
CG: MY LOWER JAW IS THREATENING TO REVERSE-DROP WITH ENOUGH VELOCITY TO BURROW DIRECTLY INTO MY THOUGHT SPONGE, KILLING ME INSTANTLY.
CG: SO EITHER GET SOME NEW MATERIAL OR GET ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, YOUR PICK.
EB: damn, ok. that does sound like some pretty serious bullshit, butâŚ
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EB: whoever that weirdo next to you is kind of seems like he needs medical resistance more than you do!
CG: WHAT
#homestuck#413#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#john egbert#june egbert#j egbert#comix#happy day of egbert
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