#(like mickey)

[ohkate]

A not-really-secret Santa

My 100 for this week's @galladrabbles from Vey @look-i-love-u. Enjoy! Word Count: 100

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“You wrapped this?”

“I have many talents. And fuck off, you aren't supposed to know it's me.”

Ian ripped the paper, revealing a mug reading: World’s Okayest Husband. He snorted. “Touching.”

Inside the mug was a leather collar and a note: Check the bedroom.

“This some kinky sex-thing?”

“No, dumbass. Just go.”

Ian darted to the bedroom and froze. A scruffy mutt leapt off the bed, tail wagging. Smiling, Ian knelt. “You got us a dog?!”

“Yeah, well,” Mickey said, leaning in the doorway. "I can't be the only one shakin' his ass at you when you get home."

[sugar-spice-everything-vice]

idr if i said this before; i know i was on the fence earlier but uh nope

Carl is definitely autistic idc

the way he needed direct communication in S11 when that girl was hitting on him; the innuendos went way over his head until she directly said lets fuck

and then when they were having sex in the bathroom he couldn't focus cause he was way too distracted/overwhelmed by the other couple fucking in the next stall

this was like the most autistic set of scenes im even more obsessed

[hell0mega]

people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.

what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.

you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.

[teddybeartoji]

roomie!satoru does not know what personal space is btw . he's all splayed out on your bed while scrolling on tiktok while you're gaming, he's glued to your side whenever you go grocery shopping together (definitely hooks his arm around yours btw)(you two look like a couple like that)(he does it on purpose). aaand when you're watching a movie with him, he's either got his head on your lap, begging for you to play with his hair ooorr he's got an arm around your shoulders. he might even walk into the bathroom while you're showering just bc he needed smth from there and he literally does not even do it to be like a perv or anything, it just seems like a very normal thing to him lmao anyway this is just how he shows you that you mean a lot to him okay please let him do it he will be very sad if you shoo him away:(((((((

[m0sstrx]

this has probably been done before but i had to get it out of my system

[lykoiii]

series 1 team :)

[mybatimblog]

he just needs a little sleep i swear hes fine

There is something wrong with that guy....

[suppenzeit]

Rare Baseball Card

Rare Jokers each give X1.5 Mult

[the-meme-monarch]

happy rebrushed release i haven’t seen it yet. have tha disney brothers

[ohkate]

Mickey Milkovich is not dumb.

[skullsemi]

I know this is late but when I was watching the Mickey and the Very Many Christmases special, and the scene with Mickey ruining Goofy's obvious and badly wrapped surprise present with a flat "It's a sled." without even looking up and everyone just stared silently got me so much like

[lupeloto]

i love this series of events so much :

ian makes coffee for himself, mickey steals it, ian kissed him and just makes himself a new cup

then ian makes toast for himself, mickey steals it. ian lets him.

[teddybeartoji]

mmmm when he stops fucking you and sinks in balls deep aand then just stays there . no matter how much you push and paw at him, no matter how much you beg him to move, he doesn't do it. if anything, he just presses himself even closer, so there isn't a single inch between you mmmmmm and then just chuckles right into your ears when you gush around him, teasing you over the fact that that's all it took for you to cum. he feels you clenching around him, squirming below him with his name mixed in with pathetic pleas and oh, he thinks you're so adorable like this. you sniffle and you cry and he just stays there, nestled comfortably inside your warm cunt while cooing at you mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[almondcroissantsandink]

i've wanted to practice drawing cowboys for some time now and so the daggers have turned in their helmets and fighter jets for stetsons and horses! yeehawwww

[ruubesz-draws]

Later...

(Shimo is a prankster)

Ghidorah every time Godzilla gets a new enemy.

True frienemies right there!

I was going to make a Godzilla animatic of this exact scene but discarded the idea later (wasn't sure whether we were allowed to use the audio without getting a copyright strike idk)

I LOVE the Mickey Mouse Shorts lol