#totally not relating to this

[middle-o-nowhere]

The dynamic of Ghost being extremely touch starved and Soap being overly touchy…

Or even Ghost not realizing just how touch starved he is until Johnny just casually puts his hand on his shoulder as they’re talking and it’s like:

Soap: “Ay Lt, how’s things goin?”

Casually slaps his hand on Ghost’s shoulder

Ghost: [silence]

Looks at soap, looks at soap’s hand on his shoulder, and back to soap

Ghost: …Oh.

Soap: What?

Ghost: Take me right now, Johnny.

Soap: 😳😫🫢👀

Soaps love language is definitely physical touch, and Simon definitely never complains about it. Cuddly boys.

Chefs kiss 😚👌

[akelafang]

Golden Age King Arthur accidentally gets sent back in time to the beginning of his reign. While making his way to Camelot hoping to find Merlin and figure out how to get back to his own time he runs into Agravaine making his own way to Camelot for the first time. Knowing he was a traitor working for Morgana in his own timeline, Arthur kills him and decides to take his place. No one had seen Agravaine since Ygraine's death, there were no portraits of him in the castle, and Arthur's premature greying hair has to be good for something other than Merlin calling him a silver fox. He can pass as his own uncle and be the caring advisor that young him deserved damn it!

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[bethanydelleman]

I'm really tired of the "woman sad about her arranged marriage" trope, especially if that woman is royalty.

I am sure that many women across time were sad about their arranged marriages, but I'm sure a lot of others were excited, ambivalent, or resigned. Again, especially if you were royalty! I am sure if you were born a princess, you were trained from birth that your whole purpose in life was to marry someone important to solidify the power of the person on the throne. And honestly, it's an important job, if it wasn't, they wouldn't have tried so hard to do it.

That woman isn't just marrying another king or prince, she's going to be an ambassador of her country. She's supposed to be there promoting good relations. She isn't just a woman being sold off, she has a job! Also, if she is marrying the reigning monarch (or the heir), she may well end up running the country if the king is off at war or he dies when the heir is really young. That happened a lot throughout history! (or maybe she marries the third son and helps him find his way to the throne. Good for her)

It just feels like a modern sentiment being projected back. In Romeo and Juliet, when Juliet's mother first brings up marrying her to Paris, Juliet's basically cool with it and says she'll try to like him. She would have known this was going to happen because that is what rich women do, they marry into another family so their two families can be buddies. What else would she even be expecting?

It wouldn't bother me so much except that it's all we see! Give me a story about a woman who is like, "Cool, I shall give it my all!" Or she's like rolling up her sleeves and planning how she's going to get the court on her side and rule France, power behind the throne style (these women are mostly portrayed as villains, but who is to say the king would do a better job?). And also, have a little faith in women's fathers? You think men in the past didn't occasionally consider the happiness of their daughters? Not even a little bit?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[jack-enbyfold]

[mmmurdockss]

Sofija is stronger than me because if Matt Murdock flirted like this with me in that raspy voice I would've done more besides give him the probation days he wanted

[terrys-min-catl]

hey, i made smth (weird)

this is so bad, that it makes it double better

[emporium]

[markscherz]

Oh snap, tumblr did the thing.

[artemx746]

can people start obsessing over queerplatontic ships the same way they obsess over romantic ships

[vagueconfusion]

Feeling real ridiculous for not having realized that Baron's "stark father" was the Nightmare King until now

[tealvenetianmask]

The fact that Blitz says this very soon after he first has sex with Stolas and gets the book.

He's so rizzed up by that experience.

[skellyjingles]

I spend a lot of time thinking about Ragatha's flat mouth.

[spiderzlover]

The 00p book club💧💧

[dogramagraa]

hes so special