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Still thinking about this but don’t have the money yet 😭

I VOW TO ONE DAY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR TATTOOS

LT. Simon 'Ghost' Riley MR. NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE

SOAP | GAZ | PRICE

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Doctor: “Ok! Here’s your test results, you can view them online. Now all you have to do is contemplate and worry about them for the next 4 months until you can actually get into the office for us to talk about them.”

Me:

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Who do I need to suck off to get Top Surgery fully covered T_T

I want these titties gone yall

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141's One braincell at work

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I’m at work and I have the intense NEED to draw my golden boi of a dnd character, Kalon, but I DIDN’T BRING MY SKETCHBOOK AND WE’RE MOVING OFFICES SO THERES NO SUPPLIES IN HERE

Why world?! I never have motivation to actually draw anything anymore then when I do, I can’t T_T

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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Oh to be like the Addams’.

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

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soap’s favourite pass time in the wee hours when ghost hasn’t cut his hair in a bit

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Choices have consequences.

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, (2022)

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I love this so much

dorfs

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DND times:

Friend 1: I cast an anvil on the rat.

Dm: …

Friend 1: It’s an instant spell, no roll.

Dm: …ok? I’m going to at least give the rat a dex save???

Dm: It escapes the anvil and runs 10 ft away.

Friend 2: *draws in an anvil on the map*

Friend 1: DANG IT

Friend 3: GET THAT RAT

Dm: why do you all have it out for this rat?!?!

(What do you mean we needed the rats bones?!?!)

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One of the tattoos I wanna get [when I eventually get around to it] is “no one fights alone” with maybe ghosts mask or something

LT. Simon 'Ghost' Riley MR. NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE

SOAP | GAZ | PRICE

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You should read Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky.

Wow this sounds really interesting and like a great way to get further into community organizing, I will have to check it out

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Like… vampires that turn you lesbian when they bite you? Or lesbian vampires in love???

Thinking about vampiric lesbianism

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I mean… Nik has a point

*while at the store*

Nik: Oh would you look at that, someone got a five finger discount

Teen!Gaz: How much is that?

Nik: 100% if you do it right

Price: Nikolai!

Teen!Gaz: ... STEALING??

Nik: It's not stealing if it's from a multi-billion dollar corporation

Teen!Gaz: Ooh-

Price: THAT IS NOT AT ALL CORRECT! STOP GIVING THE BOYS IDEAS

Teen!Gaz: Simon already has been getting discounts when he hangs out with Ale- Oh-

Price:

Nik: What a bad influence

Price: Shut. Up.

Teen!Gaz, whispering: Simon's gonna kill me

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its my b-day!! the best present for an artist is a repost ;)

obligatory doodle