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kaddyssammlung · 27 days ago
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I went to the post office yesterday while I was at work and got to witnessed something damn funny.
There was a guy in front of me and he tried to flirt with the women from the post office. I thought to myself that guy has no chance. That women is very, very good-looking. At least in my opinion. Okay maybe I would describe her as very attractive. She has tattoos, long brown hair, big brown eyes and she is all shapes. A little curvy but not too much....Whatever....getting carried away.
She gave that guy just a very cold look and said “what makes you think that I would be interested in you.”
And he walked away.
I stood like half a meter behind him because I waiting in line.
It was so hard not to burst out laughing.
I mean he tried. Most peeps, like me for example, would not even give it a try.
I do have a bit of a crush on her btw. Pretty sure she is straight....so....
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passionpeachy · 7 months ago
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just some starry femme & butch lesbians 🌻✨
(left: any pronouns, right: they/them)
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femmeofhearts · 2 months ago
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
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starryeyesmasc · 5 months ago
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okay you got me 🙄
I’m thinking about my legs wrapped around your waist as you thrust your strap obscenely deep and I’m so fucked out I can’t do anything but moan each time 🤭
but don’t tell anyone…
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hikarosknight · 5 months ago
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Amity after grom
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emolionsrawr · 6 months ago
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gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?
buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things
gerrard: what is it buckley?
buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement
gerrard: you fucking fa-
bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse
gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*
chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass
hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before
buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!
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puppywilliams · 28 days ago
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fuck halloween
a/n: hi everyone! this is my first ever posted smut so im lowkey rlly nervous to publish this but i wanna test the waters..heres some halloween smut.
warnings: semi drunk reader, dealer ellie, fingering r/receiving, oral r/receiving, car sex, halloween party, vampire ellie, pirate reader, use of the word “daddy”
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you were tipsy. colors colliding together from the lighting of shitty LEDs some dickhead placed in the corridor to make the party seem less boring than what everyone knows it is. you weren’t there for the party, or even the worst booze in town shockingly (considering the fact you’re always down to drink). no-no. you were here for Ellie. your girlfriend who’s trying to make some quick cash from selling.
you still dressed up, and so did ellie. even though you secretly knew she did it just to make you happy.
you looked down at your attire, wrapped in a cheap spirit halloween pirate costume. ellie was somewhere in this place that seemed Far too big to be a house dressed as a vampire.
you wandered until the knee high boots you thrifted made the soles of your feet ache.
after a few minutes of searching you finally spotted her auburn hair and the weed in her hand she was exchanging for a wad of cash.
you let yourself wander some more until she finished. it was a Rule. Don’t intervene in a deal, she didn’t want you to be linked to whatever she was selling, it was too dangerous, she doesn’t Just sell weed.
when she was finished however, you trotted over. not missing the way her eyes lingered over you. she placed a hand to the side of your waist, thumb rubbing over you gently.
“hey..” she uttered in That voice. the voice that made you know without a doubt you were gonna be fucked silly tonight.
you decided it would be best to play the ‘ditsy drunk roll’ even though you Both knew you weren’t that drunk. ellie knows you, and she knows exactly what you drink When you drink. never lets you take a sip out of anything unless She clears it. its another rule, one you follow like the rest. they’re all in place to keep You safe.
you stall for a second before answering. “hiiii..” you drag out in a voice that screams ‘please for the love of god fuck me silly tonight’.
she gives you a toothy grin as a response and leans down to nip at your neck. when her glued in fangs don’t let her get much access, she goes for the safe route.
“you wanna get out of here, babygirl?” she says staring at your body, already drunk on the way your figure looks in the costume. you give her a simple pleading nod and thats all it takes for her to drag you away from everything and out to her truck.
you fully expect for her to take you home, lay you down, and make you beg for the strap, but she doesn’t. instead opening the car door of the back seat, the hinges to her old truck squealing. she signals for you to hop in and gives your ass a little pat as you crawl up into the seats you’re Too familiar with.
she follows after and shuts the door, immediately ripping the fangs out of her mouth and licking at her teeth. getting used to the feeling of her mouth now being completely empty, and more so preparing to fill it with nothing but You instead.
she kissed at your neck softly, you whimper a bit before shes biting down fully and causing you to let out a sharp gasp. its an accident truly, ellie was a kisser. maybe even one to suck on your neck a bit and give you a hickey. but Never a biter.
shockingly however it doesn’t seem to last long, as youre both already so worked up theres no point.
while she kisses down your chest, her hands are running down your thighs, lighting a fire that runs all the way to your core.
its like shes picking you apart piece by piece each time to make you fall apart, normally its by the slowness of it that ellie has a tendency to lean towards, but not tonight, because tonight she isn’t wasting a single minute.
you prove yourself right as she rushes to rip the center of your fishnets open, making a sound of each twiddle of woven fabric being torn apart. shes looking down and groaning as she rubs your cunt through your panties, shes making sure she uses her two fingers at a slow pace, up and down. you gasp when she reaches your clit each time. all she does is look at you with a shit eating grin. it makes you wanna kick her teeth in a little. a wet spot now nice and visible down the center of the lace she picked just for You.
you can see the way her eyes roll back a bit when she spots it. ��fuck baby..so wet huh?” she asks softly, but all you can seem to do is nod quickly. shockingly, thats all she needs tonight. normally she would make you tell her Exactly what you wanted, slap you around a bit to get you going, but tonight she simply pushed your panties aside, sticking in two digits into your heat and groaning at the wetness.
ellie had recently gotten finger tattoos, you had found a new love in watching them disappear as she placed them inside of you. you pulled up your dress and groaned as you examined the scene before you. “fuck…” you said to yourself breathlessly. ellie shush’d you.
“i know baby..shh i know..”
she wasted no time curling her fingers and hitting that spot deep inside of you that made your belly churn. “yeah baby..take it..its okay take daddys fingers.” she breathed out and you moaned like a pornstar with the way her thumb rubbed at your enlarged clit and her fingers pushed in and out of your pussy with ease from your slick.
“all this? over what? two fingers? god id think youre a slut but youre too damn tight for that...shit..so fucking perfect just for me and my cock, shh baby i know…” she adds on as she hears your babbling whines.
she removes her fingers from your swollen cunt, instead deciding to lean her face down and start kitten licking at your clit while she holds your panties to the side. using her free hand she held onto you leg, keeping you nice and spread for her while her tongue grazed over the swollen button. licking a bit farther down to your entrance before sinking it into you and curling it upward.
she rotated between a pattern of tongue fucking and sucking on your clit and sinking in two fingers while swirling her tongue around it. no matter what she did you were Out Of It. moaning so damn loud people inside could probably hear and predict your orgasm, maybe not as good as ellie, but theyd have a clue. it didn’t take you long before you were all dumb on her fingers and wrapping your fingers in her hair whimpering “‘mgonnacumpleasefuckpleaseellieplease” when you fulfilled your promise ellie was quick to lick what was left over, pulling her fingers out and moving upwards to put them in your mouth. feeling you suck on them she grinned at you. “thats my good girl”
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cherryluvss · 9 months ago
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Guided masterbation via phone call on a night where you can’t be with eachother>>>>>>>
I'm just laying in bed as I do every night, alone just scrolling through Tumblr and seeing all the scenarios others are posting. I'm about to call it a night I feel a vibration on my lap, as I pick up my phone I realise it's from you and my mood instantly changes.
As the call goes on I mention how I miss your touch and presence, it's been far too long. You laugh subtly on the other end of the phone.
"Oh such a needy baby, do you miss me? Or does your body miss the way I touch it?"
I immediately go quiet, how do you know me so well and why do you love to be a tease? How do you know that my body aches for you and only you, that the last couple weeks have been almost unbearable.
"Aha, I know you too well right? Well how about I help you tonight hmm? Would you like that? Would you like mommy to help you touch yourself?"
You know I get shy and reserved when you're forward like that, but deep down I love it.
"I need to hear you say it baby"
"P~Please help me touch myself, please" I choke out, the words almost burning my throat as I say them, the desperation dripping off each word.
I hear your chuckle down the phone along with a sweet sigh, you love to hear me beg don't you. Or are you sighing because you know i'm already rubbing my thighs together, trying to ease the ache between them without permission?
"Facetime me, I wanna see your pretty face while you fuck yourself to my voice"
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wuntrum · 8 months ago
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some previews of my new gay comic maintenance! about robots and girls and fingers and hands and wires. available as physical copies through WBMC only for the month of april!!! (and digitally after that)
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nectorbruise · 3 months ago
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Gwen from Total Drama but she’s been a vampire the whole time. Boyfriend kisser? Hah, casual. I’ve only heard of the boyfriend biter. She’s so fun at parties.
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crying-lighting443 · 4 months ago
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I need them to make out freaky style
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kaddyssammlung · 10 months ago
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Unintentional Homophobia
My (future) employee and I were talking a little last week.
We were just talking in general and how you can't really plan anything. My brother and I are taking over my parent's business. I've been working there since 2008 and in 2022 my brother also joined.
She told me all kinds of scenarios that she has already played through in her head about what could happen when we finally do that.
One of which was “so....if I were you I would just go out and look for some guy and sleep with him then get pregnant. Then you would have a child. Don't you want one? You are already 36.”
She knows I'm gay.
She even has adult gay friends. A lesbian couple that she spends a lot of time with. I gather from that she kind of understands what being gay means.
I don't really think she thought about what she said there.
That hurt me in a very strange way.
I don't feel like I made a decision when it comes to this.
TW for the rest; trauma and CSA
The relationship that I had with my ex-boyfriend was when my BPD was at its peak. I was so desperate and I really thought I was going to die if he leaves me.
Of course it was not right to stay with him. From what I know today I would say that we were both abusive.
My body was wiser then my mind and kept screaming “no”. I could really sleep with him. Most of the times I was not physically able to, if you know what I mean. Can you imagine what pain that caused me in a certain area?! It's stored trauma from when I was a child that led to this. How could I not see this than?! I really am not attracted to guys. I never have been. I had two girlfriends and some random sex with women but even that was a long time ago. I still don't feel capable of sleeping with someone.
Idk what else to say.
That's what I had in my mind when she said that. For a second I felt like screaming exactly this in her face. But that does not help either.
This whole topic...well....idk...for now I guess that's it. This makes me feel weird. Oh wait...today is a day where I feel something. Hmmm that's good then. I feel pain. Yes I am that weird. I'm not dissociated. What? That's rare. Okay....
To anyone who read all of this: Thank you :)
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megalopolus · 4 months ago
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they were sparring in the woods
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starryeyesmasc · 4 months ago
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guys I’m gonna let you in on a secret:
I really want a girl to top me
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butch-with-a-deep-voice · 5 months ago
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I love going out thrifting and a timid trans woman in passing whispers a little "I love your shirt ☺️"
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I love being a source of safety for my community
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genenatic · 1 year ago
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grabs you by the neck I LOVE MEAN LESBIANS!!!!
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