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I’m sorry Jon M Chu, what do you MEAN your first idea was to have Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth play Galinda’s parents. WHAT

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Would the ugly, untalented gays please report to the Wizard's palace

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I think Van was primed to believe Lottie's wilderness stuff because as goalie she spent years watching the mildly clairvoyant Lottie (right in front of her as centre-back) and thinking "how the fuck does she always know where the ball is gonna go"

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my interests overlap in strange ways

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The Thirteenth Doctor and Seven of Nine seem to share one of my favorite genders, which goes along the lines of "I woke up in this body, so I guess I'm a woman now. And also I'm autistic."

Which, incredibly based honestly

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Here's my vision of Seven becoming a captain (note that I am disregarding pretty much everything that happened in Star Trek: Picard because I simply do not like it. If you are wedded to nuTrek canon escape now)

-Seven of Nine becomes captain of an intrepid class ship. Maybe call it Voyager-B. There is still exploring to do out there. It's primarily a science vessel. I have more thoughts about why this would be a good character choice but I will save that for another time.

-She calls B'elanna Torres and says, Commander, I need a Chief Engineer and these people will not suffice. They are not...as efficient as you. And I need someone to help me modify this ship the way we did Voyager. This Starfleet tech is hopeless without us. And it would be imprudent to trust a senior staff of only die-hard Federation bootlickers. Join me.

-B'elanna says, are you insane. And then B'elanna says I will be there in 2 days don't fuck up my engines before I get there.

-First Officer Raffi Musiker quickly becomes accustomed to the fact that most staff meetings and communications with engineering involve a lot of yelling from B'elanna and a lot of snark from Seven. Since the ship runs like a dream she concludes that this is simply how they work and decides as first officer to classify this Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys. She does get used to getting an earful from B'elanna about catching Seven fucking with something in the Jeffries Tubes at 2 in the morning without consulting her, and she is impressed Seven manages to find time to step on B'elanna's toes what with all her captainly duties, but she is beginning to think this is what constitutes fun for these two and decides not to probe further.

-The first command Seven gives, which becomes her trademark phrase, is "Proceed." It's the most efficient word. Some habits die hard.

-There is an exchange like this:

"The Enterprise is hailing us, Captain."

"Onscreen."

Captain Seven inclines her head, raises her ocular implant, and smiles.

"Naomi Wildman, Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-G."

On the screen, Captain Wildman grins.

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Kate Bishop and Yelena Belova 🤝 Alex and Carole (Wingwomen) 🤝 Eleanor and Williams (Black Doves)

Does anybody see my vision

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rewatched Out of Mind Out of Sight and I can't believe I'm saying this but I think it made me ship Cordelia and Buffy just a little???

something something bonding with a girl you hate when she asks you for help and then saving her from mortal danger while she's screaming your name repeatedly in terror and then you kneel down to untie her and there's a weirdly intimate camera angle... IDK man it was compelling

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My god would Keedie Darrow love Chappell Roan

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Nobody:

Me: Matelotage is the backbone of the Yellowjackets' wilderness society's social contract/pseudo-legal system

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Do I think Willow and Buffy are one of the great truly platonic friendships of all time?

Yes, absolutely, 100%.

Do I think Willow had a bit of a crush on Buffy in the early seasons?

Also yes.

Do I think Buffy, who had never had an erotic thought about Willow in her life up until that point, had some...interesting dreams and thoughts after they fought in Season 6?

...also yes. Just a little bit.

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It is a fervent belief of mine that B’Elanna Torres has, at least once, snuck into Cargo Bay 2 and drawn on Seven's face while she's regenerating. At least once.

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my conspiracy theory is that the yellowjackets five season writing plan existed really vaguely and early on in the process. Like, before Van became a main character that lived past season one early on. And that their original plan involved Shauna and Taissa getting together after their respective losses and becoming an insane murder couple, which has now been split into two plotlines with two gay murder couples, thus necessitating the invention of Lady Melissa Hatbeth. But Liv Hewson was too charming (thankfully) and now here we are

Or more likely they just don't give a shit what they write these days, if they ever did (I mean this in regards to all of season 3, not just shaunahat )

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A happy late Fathers’ Day to my favorite fictional fathers Idgie Threadgoode, Carol Danvers, and Gabrielle of Potidea 🫡 the true meaning of girl dad

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yelena belova and seven of nine would get along so well it’s not even funny

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Today's niche characters-as-songs thought:

Nat is "The Stoic" by Suzanne Vega; Lottie is "Laying on of Hands/Stoic 2" (also by Suzanne Vega)