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once upon a time
#big round butt#bend me over#ass too fat#juicy fat ass#round bum#ass to waist ratio#big bootie#cutie w a bootie#thick hips#bootie peach#bootie#good butt#huge butt#perfect butt#girl butts#great butt#phat butt#bum cheeks#perfect bum#hot bum#sexy peachy bum 🍑#ass cheeks#thongfetish#thongbutt#panty pics#curvy girls#girls with curves#curvy#ass tease#onlytease
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf nevermind all that#is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too#reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough#i will continue trying to do better#anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect#its just about the intent#every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please#in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit#gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great
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You see I think they really fucked up by not giving that McDonald’s employee the money. If they had just given him the reward, it would’ve been encouragement for us to turn on each other, kick others down so we might get a leg up, to struggle another day in their system. Divide and conquer. But by not giving this person the sixty grand, (pennies to them), they have proven once and for all that betraying your class will not help you. They have proven that we have to unite to get anything done. Their greed brought them to the top, their greed let this desperation and anger fester, and their greed will be their downfall. I swear, I couldn’t write this shit better.
#this uhc situation has made the metaphor enjoyer in me very happy.#luigi mangione#uhc shooter#us politics#I’m not from America#I swear the world is just giving us perfect prose.#sorry for the political post but I just thought of this and it was too good to not say.
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Have been reading Dratchrod fics, got disappointed, drew dratchrod
#Actually have been reading also Swerve/Whirl/Cyclonus/Tailgate or Swerve/Whirl and also got disappointed#only 1 perfect work and 1-2 good ones#somehow I feel like I forgot how to draw and what this process is pfffffht#wanna read something with drift|deadlock/roddy|hot rod maybe it's better over there ahah#dratchrod#cockroachdoodles#transformers#maccadam#drift#rodimus#ratchet#maybe I am too picky but I love when Roddy and Drift are literally such close friends that he goes in dratchet pairing without questioning#and the only one actually questioning it is Roddy because “They are conjunxes!! I am not allowed there!” *gets snatched*#but was coming across Drift almost ripping Roddy's kibbles off out of jealousy?#or Ratchet being like “noOOooooOO” to a threesome. In my head he was such a disaster during uni days that I just... what??#Anyway whoever reads this don't mind me ahsgjsha
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Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#shaggy rogers#scooby doo#shaggy and scooby#springtrap#matthew lillard#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#mystery incorporated#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#people think Henry is gonna show up are wrong#it’s gonna be Scooby actually..#Steve Raglan and Shaggy Rogers both start with SR coincidence? maybe…#If yall didn’t know Scooby is some god like being in mystery inc show#so shaggy wanting to become immortal too to stay with his best pal isn’t out of the question-#THIS IS all unserious BUT I HAD to draw something based off these images#I love Scooby doo and fnaf so felt like the perfect crossover 💜#it makes me happy the og Scooby puppet is still in good condition
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girl sonknux
#fem knuckles#fem sonic#sonknux#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#digital art#sonic fanart#fanart#art#hihihihiiiii i needed themmmmm <333333333333333333333#truly to me girl knuckles is just knuckles who calls herself a girl nothing to be changed shes perfect already <33#sonic too tbh but i think about girl knuckles more so im gonna talk about her lmao
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Zack and Cody (2005)
#this has to have been done before#the joke is just too obvious#commander cody#cody is friend shaped#is this codywan? kinda#but like canon codywan which makes me sad and usually one of them is not pictured#my art#my comic#digital art#fanart#star wars fanart#star wars#revenge of the sith#meme redraw#meme#palpatine#zack and cody#i still cant believe zack and cody came out the same year as revenge of the sith it's just too perfect#sheev palpatine#darth sidious#order 66#o66
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ok, the OTHER thing is that Tamsyn Muir's writing style is -- it's exactly everything I've ever wanted or loved. By turns insanely technical, rich, evocative, and also *deeply* irreverent. You have high level vocabulary and an obvious love for language and worldbuilding pressed right up against the memes and sex jokes. There's nothing better. and it's even better that it very much isn't one-note, that she has a strong understanding of character voice, which is *so* important in this story where souls are all possessing each other's bodies. I fell in love with Gideon and Harrow, but I was just as struck and pleased with Nona, so happy seeing the language pare down and simplify, as the tone of the story morphed perfectly to match Nona's own way of perceiving the world around her. what a writer
#muir is my absolute favorite author now is what I'm saying#she has the perfect authorial voice AND she writes about every topic and theme that I love???#like she has to be a genius at her craft and also give me lesbians and possession and necromancy? excellent plotting? how fucking DARE#I wish I wrote like that but I'm too dumdum#I can't do shit like call water 'oleaginous'#it does not come naturally - but oh -#the locked tomb#tlt#tamsyn muir#the kind of writing when I can feel the writer is just having a ball with it. beautiful
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since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.
maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?
(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)
(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will inexplicably never get a perfect no matter how many cupcakes you use warning#let's just say she hasn't been added to the alchemy schedule yet#AS PER USUAL#(sam sneaks in at night and messes with the schedule so we have to buy candy from him instead)#(i promise i will stop spamposting eventually) (they gotta stop giving me characters to obsess over first)#anyway in my continuing efforts to manifest a meleanor card into existence#it's time to remember i made this a million years ago#just blow off some of the dust and cobwebs that have accumulated here...#'i'm only gonna add a couple of things i won't do too much'#(spends ten minutes trying to decide what color goggles she should have)#(flipping back and forth between green and purple) it's no use she looks good in everything#spineposting#(not me stealth editing because i didn't realize the wrong arm attachment had somehow popped in whoops)
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The peach tree beams so red, How brilliant are its flowers!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#The maiden's getting wed; Good for the nuptial bowers.#I *know* she's not actually pregnant here and her request for WWX to name her son is more of an honourary thing.#But there is something so funny to me about the idea of JYL breaking the news of her pregnancy in such a casual way.#In my heart she did pounce on that peacock boy before the wedding. Ripped him to shreds and sewed him back together.#I think JYL should have a moment of not being the perfect society women and daughter.#She has been stuck in this role for her whole life! But dear god do I love to see her make small defiances.#Her role is to be a good daughter/sister. Then a good wife and good mother. But she did that on *her* terms!#She never took the 'easy' way out. Her reserved nature concealed someone who chose to be covert in doing what she felt was right.#I love you JYL and your kindness and generosity despite her status. I love you for pursuing your first love with tenacity.#I love you for sneaking out and showing off your wedding dress to the brother who wishes he could be there to see it.#Perhaps I think she deserves a few moments of being a true older sibling and inflicting psychic damage.#The sibling reaction shot in the final panel is very much inspired by my own horrors of learning too much about my siblings.#It's not about being a prude or sex negative. It's 100% about “I don't want to know!!! Untell me that shit right now!!!”
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lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.
#like i'm always gonna operate from a place of kindness but i've had to deal w so many people who're bad at communication/confrontation#which led me to think i'm the problem#that i deserve to be given the silent treatment or dismissed disregarded belittled etc#that's j not true. i'm far from perfect but i think so few people deserve that kind of reaction. and my biggest revelation is i do not#even if people want to make me think i do / that their reaction is justified / that i'm a burden etc#my biggest problem is i humor people like this for too long bc it's been normalized behavior to me#does this make any sense to anyone. it's the end of the year and i'm reflecting on so many things#p
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💜
#madly in love schizophrenic#professing my love#love at first sight#hardcore anxiety#too perfect for me#wish you were mine#I don’t dream of fucking you#I dream of hugging you#absolute perfection
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become the most wretched of women
HII this piece might look familiar and that is because it is a rendered version of the red figure pottery piece I posted a while back... this is part of the same style study assignment as my helen piece :3 got a bit more symbolic with the background elements
#medea#medea of colchis#he found he could not remake you as he pleased#to be his perfect lamb wife#for once you raised the moon#and once you turned back death#and you were far too large for the life he wanted#two halves divine#he forgot your teeth were sharp#euripedes#euripides#argonautica#jason and medea#the immigration/foreign woman aspect to medea's story has always been one of the most compelling parts to me#if you couldn't tell#greek mythology#greek myth art#tagamemnon#greek classics#classics#hecate#triple goddess#she is there by association and symbolism#my art
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Okay small confession to make. Im obsessed with rarijack
#ITS NOT ANIME#BUT MY LITTLE PONY *dodges bullet* IS TECHNICALLY *avoid thrown car* ANIMATED MEDIA#idk how this happened theres another post incoming right after this one but ive somehow gotten really into mlp humans#the butchfemme dynamic between these two is too much for me#i adore them beyond words#theres someone on here i dont remember the user#but they have a 20s rarijack AU and its PERFECTION#update: found them! its bixels here on tumblr dot com#unfortunately i cannot find a similar fic on ao3 im devastated#i NEED more media about them on a ranch in the early 1900s#on that note IM AWARE that no ones clothes are really consistent with what im saying#but idgaf#here you guys go. sorry for disappearing :3#my little pony#mlp#mlp fanart#rarijack#rarity x applejack#rarity#applejack#wlw#chiquilines draws
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the narrative/visual cues in this scene from 1x01 are so important to how the show views mel and langdon’s dynamic and i need to talk about it lol
robby doesn’t really have any friends, nor does he want any. while he is obviously willing to mentor those junior to him at the pitt, he is also very clearly uninterested in their personal lives (with the exception of collins). he’s able to support them when it comes to difficulties on the job but it doesn’t go much further than that.
the issue there is that most of the characters are not leaving their work at work (including robby himself lmao). it is seemingly going home with them and impacting the other parts of their lives. ultimately, they all need to connect with others who understand that feeling and can help them navigate it. mel isn’t as guarded as the rest of them so she makes it pretty apparent that she’s looking for this kind of connection (speaking of, can everyone pls just be friends with her already??? jfc). langdon is more subtle about it, but he's also looking for the exact same thing.
his exchange with robby in this scene is so telling because he clearly sees robby as one of his best friends and robby can barely admit that they're friends at all (which....brutal). langdon is asking for emotional connection/reassurance in that moment and, essentially, being rejected.
and right as this rejection is occurring, mel enters the scene (both literally and figuratively lol). mel, who wants emotional connection and is very willing to give it in return. it feels like a little wink from the show letting you know that these two are going to be actual friends. it’s also a perfectly written starting point for the parallel between robby and langdon’s mentor-mentee relationship and the one that comes to exist between langdon and mel. whereas robby is not attuned enough to langdon to notice his struggles, langdon is constantly checking in with mel to make sure she’s doing okay and then offering up support when she needs it. langdon's not perfect at it and he missteps a few times when it comes to her, but it feels a lot like he is treating mel the way he wishes robby would treat him </3
you then have the added intrigue of robby watching langdon and mel interact for the first time and looking for collins immediately after. as if something about those two possibly reminded robby of himself and collins. i just find the choice to visually parallel langdon/mel and robby/collins in 1x01 to be very curious now that we know robby and collins were romantically involved. and i don’t have much more to say regarding that other than 👀👀👀
tl;dr the framing of mel and langdon’s first real interaction on the show really highlights how important they are/will be to one another.
#well!#im back!#haven't been active on tumblr in almost a decade but coming out of retirement for this one#but i guess this is how insane these two have made me#and i didn't even mention how their backstories feel almost TOO perfect for where the show is likely going in s2#miss “every doctor should spend time at the VA” and mr. chronic pain/addiction are going to be genuinely insane in s2#kingdon#frank langdon#melissa king#mel king#the pitt
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i fear i can never date a man bc none of them will ever be makoto tachibana
#my art#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#makoharu#free! fanart#makoto tachibana#haruka nanase#i wld do anything for him do u hear me ANYTHINg#sunshine personified i cannot look directly at him#im too weak fr this im not strong enough haru is better than me fr i see him and i break in2 a flustered mess#do u know how hard it is trying to find references when every google image result is out to get me personally. its so hard out here fr#he's either a. shirtless b. pushing his gd hair back c. Smiling Like That or d. ALL THREE#it's so strange bc objectively rin both as a character and from a design standpoint is much more my type#what can i say i tend to rly like Sharp Androgyny#but makoto just has tht It factor tht je ne sais quoi hes meeting all my standards he makes me inSANE#he's literally the perfect man shaking haru by the shoulders u r so LUCKYYYYYYYYY#the s tier va on top of it all too....yeah i never stood a chance lmao#maybe hes out of my system for now maybe now i can actually draw for my main fandom....#(she said pulling up refs of ikuya)
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