#I’m not from America
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You see I think they really fucked up by not giving that McDonald’s employee the money. If they had just given him the reward, it would’ve been encouragement for us to turn on each other, kick others down so we might get a leg up, to struggle another day in their system. Divide and conquer. But by not giving this person the sixty grand, (pennies to them), they have proven once and for all that betraying your class will not help you. They have proven that we have to unite to get anything done. Their greed brought them to the top, their greed let this desperation and anger fester, and their greed will be their downfall. I swear, I couldn’t write this shit better.
#this uhc situation has made the metaphor enjoyer in me very happy.#luigi mangione#uhc shooter#us politics#I’m not from America#I swear the world is just giving us perfect prose.#sorry for the political post but I just thought of this and it was too good to not say.
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Clementine von Radics, from “Letter from Anaïs Nin to Clementine von Radics”
Text ID: For women who are tied to the moon, love alone is not enough.
#clementine von radics#miscellanea#i see this quote so often incorrectly cited.#people have confused the name of the poem as being a letter from anaïs nin.#the poem itself is entirely dissimilar to anaïs nin which is silly.#so anyway!#a correction.#i’m not necessarily a fan of the author or this poem in it’s entirety but i do feel bad it’s often attributed to nin.#quote#poetry#america literature#lit
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chess match♟️
#rusame#hws america#hws russia#alfred f jones#ivan braginsky#hetalia#hetalia fanart#murph art#canvas time was like 11 hours i think but granted i just had it open while i was watching a movie or youtube or whatever#working on this was a nice distraction from the horrors but now i’m back to not having a wip#amerus#wasnt vibing w gradient maps so it’s b&w#if tumblr crunches the quality please tell me *passes away*
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realizing that people who equate cynicism with intellectual rigor are often just being lazy and pathetic has been so helpful tbh
#like the endless amount of cynicism i see on here particularly amongst american leftists just very much reads to me#as a combination of moral ocd and identity politics / optics#where if you’re sad/angry enough it excuses you from participating in the real world#instead of like. funneling a real desire to see positive change into channels of action#anyways. aoc and rashida talib the only bitches out here i respect#i am never going to be a person who responds to like. paragraphs about how electoral politics are evil or america is evil like yeah. true.#but i live here. people i love live here. strangers i love live here. so now what do i do that is Real outside of the whining chamber#optimism = stupid / fatalism = intellect is like. LOLOLOL#we all have to chose to believe that we can create a world that is livable#which is not to say i am#at all aligned with the dem#establishment or the liberal agenda but like. i’m not taking myself out of the game bc i believe i can Do Something and it’s my duty to do
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Lace gijinka redesign!!!! I was never completely happy with her original outfit, this one’s a lot closer to what I want :D
ALSO she’s built like a pencil, she uses poofy fabric and ruffles to give the illusion of hips and boobs bc I think that’s funny
The colours aren’t 100% set in stone but they are!! Good enough for now!!
Original under the cut for those who haven’t seen it :D
#I’ll draw her without the coat n stuff soon#my art#hollow knight#hollow knight gijinka#silksong#silksong lace#hk lace#also she’s WAY taller than I intended but we ball#I’m gonna make pharloom fashion remniscent of like. early 20th century America#no specific year bc there’s stuff from diff decades I like lmao
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Insane to me that people, including other film makers, are so ready to throw down against Scorsese. If the trolley problem was the entirety of marvels output on one track and one more Scorsese film on the other, I’d ram that bitch through the mcu so hard it would obliterate every trace of iron man from time and space. God bless ‘em but I would 💖
#I say this as a one time marvel enjoyer.#ten words from grandpa mean more to me than anything captain America has ever said so we are clear#you may not choose this option and that’s fine but I’m going full throttle you should know that about me#and if I see one more comparison of some marvel quadrilogy spin off poster you need three tv shows and five movies to understand who is even#ON IT held up against Wolf of Wall Street like it proves something I’m gonna commit#and I don’t even LIKE wolf of wall street that fucking much#he is one of our foremost creatives and he is talking about how the catch of humanity is you are given more creative drive and ambition and#KNOWLEDGE than time and how heavy his OWN DEATH looms and we’re doing THIS
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I don’t think your rizz is working my man :/
#no rizz just vaguely threatening posturing and nonchalance#I’m giving them the bingyuan treatment#if ya know ya know#like he’s grown but the Pavlovian instinct for praise from a former tutor and commander is still ingrained somewhere in there#do you see my vision#please say yes I’m going insane#I was gonna color this but I made the base and went wow their uniforms look DISGUSTING together#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws america#hws prussia#aph america#aph prussia#pruame#amepru#gilbert beilschmidt#alfred f jones#historical hetalia#digital art#my art#commissions open#artists on tumblr#procreate#fanart#digital illustration
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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out#just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl#there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny#I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on#having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight#I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not#I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao#no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so#crying#you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling
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coco in paris
#I’m still healing from yesterday wounds so seeing coco make it through … it’s time coco LFGGGGG#coco gauff#americas princess
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Today is (maybe) 100 days until Silverborn…
…so long as the September 26th date for the UK is real and doesn’t move again, lol.
#I can deal if it’s delayed to October to match Australia but I’m starting to fear they’ll all get delayed to 2025 to match America 😭😭😭#nevermoor#silverborn#I changed my countdown date from the australian release to the uk release out of optimism and hope for the earlier release date lol#however as time creeps on I get more and more nervous that it’s going to be delayed again….. 😭😭😭
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just a few javieran horse headcanons because i like them a normal amount
branwen
- tall AND fat. kieran makes sure he’s always fed (maybe even accidentally a teensy bit overfed. just because kieran can’t help but indulge him when he butts him with his head or nuzzles at his pockets when he knows there’s treats in there. but never too much because ‘obesity is a problem, even in animals !’). probably about 17hh, taller than average for a kentucky saddler but nothing too big. especially since kieran himself is quite tall
- VERY well-tempered, both naturally, as well as because kieran has literally made him bulletproof. bagged him, blanketed him, stood, jumped, backflipped onto and off of him. this kindly gentleman of a horse only spooks when he wants to be bratty specifically.
- i think he’s about 6 or so, came from the stables kieran worked at after being orphaned, he was just a colt when kieran was just a kid. kieran learned how to birth foals quickly, and branwen happened to be one of them. with the way that they fell in love with each other and the way that branwen whinnied and pranced up to the fence when kieran came back to buy him after the army didn’t work out, you’d think that horse was born just for him.
- his favourite treats, in order, are rutabaga (kieran’s secret for branwen’s glossy coat. also why he’s kinda fat.), boiled potatoes mixed into his oats, apples, and fresh greens. he’s simultaneously incredibly easy to please because of the simplicity of the latter parts of his favourites list and also very needy and complicated because kieran so loves to make his pony happy with his absolute favourite treats, so he tries his very best to get branwen’s eccentric tastes pleased once falling into the VDL’s.
- i always say “a horse’s favourite thing to do is hurt itself”, and i think this statement holds relatively true for branwen as well, though there’s a 25% chance that he’s actually hurt, a 50% chance that he’s only mildly injured or spooked and he’s playing it up to get kieran to dote on him, and a 25% chance that he will protect kieran with his life when they’re in a dire situation (see: snake on the ground or gunfire nearby. or even god forbid a spare tumbleweed find it’s way rolling nearby.) despite kieran’s last wish being his horse getting injured. branwen thinks that he’s gotta be The Man and protect his dad sometimes. it does not help in any situation ever whatsoever.
- branwen is the PERFECT companion for a trail riding date. he’s settled, calm, has a great gait, and as a gelding, truly is not worried about other horses being “faster” than him, so he never gets rowdy nor has any problems when partner riders/horses crowd him. kieran is allowed to ask for as many kisses as he pleases because branwen will never jump when javier’s gold-tipped boots poke him in the side and boaz irritatedly flicks his flank with his tail. truly a goated wingman. also never complains about long rides, and enjoys being out of camp with his rider for as much as physically possible for both of them, so he’s never barnsour in either direction.
boaz
- as an american paint, he’s naturally short and stocky. saddle ends up being a bit loose, though, as javier isn’t as dedicated to keeping him perfectly fed or groomed. he loves him, sure, but horses are somewhat of tools to him, so he kinda does slightly more than bare minimum to keep him kempt and healthy. around 14.5hh, slightly shorter than average and quite dense with muscle
- temperamentally a bit volatile. this horse has just as much drama as his rider, if not a little more. doesn’t like something ? ridden too long ? that stick looks too much like a snake ? hasn’t spent enough time with kieran that day ? he will snort and grunt and bunny hop if javi isn’t on him, and shudder hard enough the saddle shakes underneath him if he is. boaz likes to please his rider, but he also demands pleasure himself, and has no issue with “accidentally” placing a hoof on his owners nice, intentionally clean boots, and subsequently slowly leaning more and more of his weight onto it when he doesn’t immediately get what he wants. bratty pony. generally, he keeps javier safe, though, when it comes down to it.
- around 5 years old. after dutch found javier trying to steal chickens the first time they met, he soon took him back to that ranch and their first take as gang leader and member was a 1 year old grey paint colt for javi to train and subsequently ride. until he was rideable, javier rode a morgan that was formerly hosea’s, named carolina, while he lead boaz everywhere behind him.
- favourite treats, in order, are corn cobs (especially dried), prickly pear fruit AND cactus, sugar cubes, and sliced apples. will force javier to share his maiz with him. javier has always sliced his apples up since he was a colt, not only because javi simply finds comfort in toying with his knife, but also because boaz will not eat them otherwise. javi will also cut all of the spines off of the cactus before letting boaz eat them.
- in terms of injury, boaz is the most dramatic tank on the planet. this horse could arthur morgan-style run face first into a tree and then fall off a cliff and walk it off. but not before he gimps and limps and whines and teeth grinds his way into javier leading him instead of riding him for the next mile or two. once kieran started taking care of him, there is also a 25% chance of boaz faking a terribly painful injury just to get kieran to dote on him.
- kinda the worst wingman ever LMFAO easily annoyed, easily aroused, easily offended, and as a stallion, HAS to walk in front of the “herd” (his rider’s boyfriend and his horse). pins his ears back, smashes into personal space, flicks branwen with his tail (and preferably kieran, if he can reach him) even sometimes will nip at branwen if the latter tries to calmly make this date a date and not a life or death race (whoever loses, their dad is gay) and walk side-by-side to aid their riders’ hand holdings. will make executive decisions via stopping or veering off for fresh green grass beside the trail, will at points actively attempt to shudder javier out of his saddle (has succeeded once when javi was distracted by a story being excitedly told by kieran), and will also spook and take off running so fast javier thinks it must have broken his neck from the velocity. generally makes trail rides a living hell, but kieran finds it charming, and it makes for some cute shoujo-style “omg … *reaches out to help you up after your horse bucks you off because he saw a log that looked nothing at all and everything like a cougar and pink and white soft bubbles surround me* are you okay ? here, let me help.” moments. maybe some day boaz will be allowed off of the national american terrorist list written by javier “rizzless rider” escuella
ok im tired and that’s all i can think of please enjoy and feel free to contribute 👍 i love them so bad im gona cry
#i’m at the gym for the first time since my od and ouugghh i’m so emotional#it’s 2am aslo. ouu they haunt me#i love thinking about them being silly little domestic cowboys#and just going on dates and riding their little horsies#my fav horse girls !1!!11!1!1!! even tho javi isn’t a horse girl really but in my heart he is cuz kieran loves trail rides#and so javieran go on trail rides a lot as well as “’riding into town’ as an excuse to get out of camp together#javier is so good at listening he truly learned the art of shutting up when he couldn’t speak english and also was learning in america that#he really should trust sparingly because the new world was so incredibly hostile to him from the start simply for being who he was and where#he came from#so he’s such a great active listener and while it’s kinda a trauma response it also works very well for javierans relationship because kiera#has never in his life ever felt important or safe or like anything he said mattered to anyone so perfect brilliant ‘i’m listening go on’ jab#vier makes kieran feel so loved and heard in ways he’s never ever in his life experienced and javi takes them fishing and riding and to the#stables constantly because he’s LISTENED to kieran and kieran never has to ask to do something he wants to do because javi’s already HEARD h#im (and he also knows kieran would never ask for anything first ever because he never feels like he deserves anything at all. nor even feels#safe enough to dare).#and javier gets his cake and eats it too when kieran asks and asks and asks because kieran cares about EVERYTHING right from the getgo beau#se unlike javier kieran has been entirely unable to turn his heart off at all in any capacity so he loves and loves ans loves against his wi#ll so javier has been so adored from the start because kieran can’t HELP it so he gets him gifts and learns things for him and javi just as#much never has to ask for much other than courage from kieran. ever. can anyone hear me is anyone lidtening ouuu#ok enough sorry they make me so emptipnal#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#javieran#kieran duffy#javier escuella#text#hero's talking to himself again#hero’s waxing poetry again#i think that was the tag ¿#im gonna throw up i miss them so bad they’re everything to me oouuggyuuuy
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Pissed my family off yesterday when I told them that Luigi Mangione should absolutely walk away a free man and having to explain that there is blood on that CEO’s hands for the thousands of insurance claims that were denied and ended in people dying… Like, I cannot believe this had to be explained.
#personal#This also coming from my family who is very anti-universal healthcare…#I cannot believe anyone’s argument against it. Healthcare IS a human right and people shouldn’t have to die because they can’t afford it. ❤#My one family member was like ‘wELL tHiNk oF aLL tHE ClAiMS tHaT gOt aPPrOVed!’#I’m like ‘So… We’re excusing the many that got denied and people died from it?’#My grandma is like ‘Well… That’s life!’ I’m like ‘Uh… Maybe in AMERICA and this country is fucked as is.’#It’s truly like talking to a brick wall unfortunately.
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apparently it’s a thing with past life regression tik tokers that a lot of them like to claim they were burned as witches in Ireland in the past lives
Like, ah yes, Ireland.
The one country where, during the height of the witch craze in Europe, there were barely any witchcraft trials.
I’m sure you were a witch there
#like I’m pretty sure the number of people executed for witchcraft in Ireland#during the witch craze at least#is in the single or double digits#like it’s INSANELY low compared to the rest of Europe and even America#so claiming to be an executed Irish witch from the 1500-1600s#is like the ONE country you could pick that immediately proves you wrong#people know we have like historical records of the past and all right?
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(oh newspaper archives my beloved)
#listen. I’m in the archives right now (so Jon sims coded of me I know)#and I’m doing a dissertation on queerness in N. America @ the turn of the century#and I found this newspaper clipping from 1906 in BC and ALSJLSKDKSKJFJ#and I know it’s just as a result of shifting language meanings etc but this was so fucking funny to me#(and I am my primary audience. so.)#I swear I’m a serious academic (I am NOT)#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#go2#good omens season 2#gomens#gomens 2#shitpost#good omens shitpost#David tennant#final fifteen#Michael sheen#crowley x arizaphale#aziraphale x crowley#good omens meme
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poor guy
#another study? yep#because i’m insecure about my drawing-from-imagination capabilities#marvel#my art#bucky barnes#bucky#winter soldier#fanart#mcu#captain america#the winter soldier#my fanart#bucky barnes fanart#ca:tws
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Please for the love of God learn the difference between Latino and Hispanic if you don’t already
#tweaking every time I see someone call Luis Latino#‘it’s not that serious’ I’m going to bite through a steel beam#it’s such an easy distinction to make too#if you call him Latino I’m just gonna assume you headcanon him as partially from some country in Latin America#my half Spanish half Honduran king#my Spanish-Ecuadorean Prince#when he’s from Spain and Paraguay 😍😍#moose rambles#moose posting#Luis Babygirl Serra
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