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no one: suletta mercury at 2 am:
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*blows a kiss in the vague direction of switzerland* for Frida
#too gay to sleep#too sleepy to do work#the undone work fills me with anxiety#the anxiety makes me skip things i shouldn't skip#the things i should be doing make me feel guilty#at the end of all this#what can one do besides hyperfixate on a nearly-80 year-old princess#anni frid lyngstad
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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know#also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well#and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy#which is why i seized the chance to post this#because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep#pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it#im gay and i like sleeping
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
#this is half in jest#but#I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them#it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss#it’s so queer#Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It#XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING#the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing#I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME#and knew immediately I would love him forever#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mxtx tgcf#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#she’s being unhinged again
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they're so funny acting all dramatic like they're in a tragic romance novel lmao
#ridiculous silly gay creatures#'i shant disturb my beloved's sleep....' 'i shant see my beloved off.. it'll be too painful for us...'#snufmin#snufkin's return#muumi magazine
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God I am OBSESSED with this panel. The sheer amount of yearning in Jason's eyes, looking almost shy. Sneakily stealing a glance at Dick. Dick smiling a little, staring up at the ceiling, completely unaware of Jason's stare.
This feels, like, CLASSICALLY gay. This feels like a scene you'd see in a movie or show where two characters are clearly pining for each other but haven't yet confessed (but it's clearly heading that way).
Like, there is ZERO way to interpret this as platonic or as "just hero worship". Especially in the context of the entire annual. It feels like a 150k slowburn fanfic the way this annual is written. This entire thing threw me off so badly when I just joined the fandom bc this doesn't at all feel platonic.
I could talk about this annual for HOURS man
#nightmare speaks#jaydick#dickjay#dick grayson#jason todd#dc#dc comics#i doubt the intention of the writer was to make this seem gay#but considering the direct parallel with Willis in this annual...#idk i wouldn't be surprised lmao#it just seems really overtly like. gay#whats the term? gay subtext?#Jason is just there admiring Dick LMAO#he sounded like he was gearing up for a confession too before he aborted it#Artemis was so real when she was like “what is going on between you two”#she clocked them fr#oh my god Jason was ADMIRING DICK. like physically#bc Dick chose to sleep half naked for some reason and Jason's staring at him all shy lookin#jesus it just gets gayer the more i look#“brothers” my ASS
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from the trailblazer's perspective:
we met some weird guy who wears a statue on his head, who was kind of a dick to us, but then we went on a little entomological field trip where he was oddly encouraging. surprisingly nice to us afterward for all that he literally interrogated us first. but herta runs around as a doll and we're plenty weird ourselves, so dr. ratio is whatever, i guess. we probably think of him as "that weirdo who was on the herta space station once," which is an association i'm sure he'd hate - but hey, at least we don't call him "scholar king."
from the trailblazer's perspective:
we met some flashy IPC guy because we accidentally held him up in line at the hotel check-in, himeko tried to negotiate and it turns out he's a professional cutthroat negotiator, but it all worked out and he gave us his fancy room. he also loomed over us with freaky glowing eyes and maybe threatened us, but it was kinda vague and it's not like he really hurt us. well... until he did. the trailblazer gets the opportunity to be verbally sore about that, but the fight didn't really feel like cocolia, like phantylia; like aventurine had gone mad and wanted to take over and/or destroy the world. his grandstanding didn't make any sense to us at the time, though, and fighting him sucked ass. but we lived and - as we found out eventually - so did he.
then the trailblazer boards the radiant feldspar, and we see aventurine's hologram talking with ...boothill? okay. who explicitly says they're working out some kind of shady underhanded deal to find oswaldo schneider which, subtlety thy name is not boothill, but that's none of our business i guess. but aventurine's there(-ish) and alive and not cackling mad, which is an improvement.
then we go into the next room over and see that herta space station weirdo, dr. ratio.
huh???
and the first thing he says to us is "no wonder that gambler likes you so much."
huh???????
everything about this is news to the trailblazer. since when is dr. ratio not only on penacony, but in the dreamscape, aboard the exclusive invitation-only dream cruise ship? since when does he not only know of aventurine, but was apparently on this mission with him? since when does aventurine like us??? we just got done mutually trying to kill each other! his hologram didn't seem sore about it, which is great for us, but doesn't exactly translate into "like!"
why are we hearing this from him and not aventurine? why does he know aventurine's thoughts on us in the first place?
dr. ratio really just shows up, yaps about aventurine unprompted, recommends us reading material, complains about the crowd and then is like "k i'm done here. ur dismissed."
the trailblazer had bigger things to think about but i, the player, do not. the fandom at large may feel like 2.3 fell flat, but the fall of the roman empire is still within the wheelhouse of my roman empire. i never left the radiant feldspar. i am still aboard this fucking ship.
#do u ever think about how baffling and incongruous these two must look to the trailblazer and go a little insane abt it#they may have woken from their dreams but perhaps i the player am caught in ena's dream being served ratiorine food forever#“then wake to weep?” no. i shall simply sleep 💤#ratio's still on the ship with me too 💗 if i just never accidentally press F near him and screwllum he'll stay here till EOS 💗#sidenote: the trailblazer probably shouldn't have immediately known that ratio's “that gambler” was referring to aventurine specifically#but i'll forgive a peephole thru an otherwise well-constructed 4th wall in the name of gay shipping#hsr meta#hsr#aventurine#ratio#ratiorine#trailblazer#penacony spoilers#also this is NOT what this post was supposed to be about when i started typing it. penacony just Does That to me#merry yaoimas & happy final victor anniversary#the only holidays i celebrate
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Happy pride month to specifically these queer people.
Pride to everyone else, obviously, but specially them.
#gay#bisexual#aroace#monster fudger#theyre all the couples i daydream about when i gotta go to sleep#i want what they have#batjokes#bowuigi#zolusan#spidypool#symbrock#THEY MAKE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE#(not only romantic because they're all so queer platonic in a way too)#HAPPY PRIDE MONTH#and notice how the zosan magazine and the venom 3 trailer both dropped in june#niche post alert
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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To all of you who cant access the BoB uh
I know we all shaking violently rn so uh let me uh help you
#I forgot to sleep tonihgt reading this#might as well pass it on#spread the disease#forget your responsibilities#succumb to the amunnt of gay in this book#sorry disney you can be gatekeeping this cursed lovely content#the out of usa ppl need to eat too#they are vibrating rn let me help them#book of bill#the book of bill#gravity falls bill#the bob#gravity falls
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Why do people behave like Edwin is the main character and Charles is just there to be his "bestie" low key making him "sidekick"??? Because it's starting to feel racist.
They go through the same amount of development throughout the show. Both of them have major story lines.
Just watched an interviewer introducing George and Jayden as "George, who plays Edwin. Jayden, who plays Edwin's best friend Charles."
I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE BOY. THEY BOTH BELONG TO EACH OTHER EQUALLY.
I love Edwin. But Charles is not his accessory. Treating Charles as anything less than equal feels racist.
#god did this people even watched the show???#probably not#going insane#/neg#i love charles my baby#i love edwin too#they belong to each other equally#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#damian wayne#dead gay detectives#edwin paine#edwin payne#edwin and charles#i love them#paynland#paineland#painland#charles x edwin#edwin x charles#don't tell anyone but Charles Rowland is confusing my sexuality#i blame being sleep deprived in that tag#please just ignore that#i didn't say anything#the dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives agency
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#the gay doctor show just got all the gayer
BRILLIANT MINDS • S1E05 • “The Haunted Marine”
#for all intents and purposes this is a joke#brilliant minds#tvedit#tvgifs#tvfilmedit#tvfilmsource#filmtvcentral#tvarchive#my gif#bmgifs#van markus#dana dang#ericka kinney#bm 1x05#this lighting will be the death of me istg#i'm sure that's not what they meant btw but like come onnnn#you can't just say shit like this on the gay doctor show#right after dana just assumed van was sleeping with wolf#like something's got to give lmao#you all know that dana is played by a sapphic actor too right?
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Prompt 20 - First Fight
@wolfstarmicrofic January 20, word count 320
“Hey, Remus, feeling better?” Sirius asked as he stomped into their dorm room to find his bag and, hopefully, a quick nap.
“Yeah, fine, thanks,” He replied stiffly. He hadn’t told them he’d gone to the hospital wing. If he was being honest, he didn’t think they’d notice.
“Funny thing though,” Sirius said causally, leaning back against his headboard, lacing his fingers behind his head, and his eyes scanned Remus’s body. “You weren’t in the hospital wing last night, I checked,” Sirius had a smugness about him that got Remus’s hackles up.
“What were you even doing down there?” He snarled. Merlin, he was tired. He wished he’d taken Madam Pomfrey up on her offer to sleep in one of her beds for a few hours. He’d be doing that next time.
Checking up on you, but like I said, you weren’t there,” Sirius’s eyes were blazing as they stared into Remus’s. Remus had had enough of being questioned. He was dog-tired, and his bones ached—another thing he should have accepted from Madam Pomfrey, a painkilling potion. “So, come on then, where were you?” Sirius poked further, leaning forward, desperate for an answer.
“For fuck's sake, Sirius, will you leave me alone!” Remus bellowed at him. He was breathing heavily, trying to calm down. Sirius flinched.
“I was only asking,” Sirius huffed.
“Yeah, well don’t” Remus spat back.
Remus had never shouted at any of them. He usually kept to himself, but right now, he felt frayed. “Fuck it,” He spat, grabbing his bag and leaving a stunned Sirius to it. He went back to the hospital wing, ignoring Madam Pomfrey’s concerned words as he walked over to the nearest bed and collapsed on it, burying his face in the soft pillow and falling asleep as Madam Pomfrey laid a blanket over him and put up the privacy curtains. He’d apologise to Sirius later. Right now, he needed sleep.
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar fluff#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#morning after the full moon#remus is tired#eleven year old sirius is a pest#sirius digging a bit too hard#remus has had enough#remus shouts at sirius#back to the hospital wing#sleep#first fight
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Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#you know that ‘i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying’ post??#actually me rn#women just hnnnngggg#yall are SO attractive i can’t do this#people ask me my type and my brain pictures Every Woman™️#also i didn’t stay up till 5am this time#i woke up after 2 hours🙃#and got on my phone and saw too many women and got emotional about it#lol#im gay and i like sleeping
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Sleeping
after a nice dinner for Christmas, Stanley kinda had to force Walter to take a real break and rest with him for a while... for once, Walter actually slept, a rare thing when you know how much of a hard worker he can be...
he is such a peaceful fella when he is really sleeping~
To explain a little more about that sleeping thing...
yes, Walter usually never sleeps, yet, when Stanley "forces" him to do so, he'll do it. He may be a little annoyed at first but once he lets himself drift off he'll have nice dreams or haunting ones...
#a poor excuse to for a christmas drawing I know-#I'm sorry I had a lot to do ;-;#tsp#drawing#tspud#tsp narrator#narratorverse#doodles#tsp art#the stanley parable narrator#tsp stanley#the stanley parable#please enjoy they gay duo sleeping peacfully#they're too cute to let it slide#heartache au#lexumpy's art#tsp au#tspud art#stannarrator#tspud narrator
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when your workaholic boyfriend falls asleep on the sofa and you want to hang out with him 📝💤📖
bonus gift i did for my secret santa event i hosted! the winner of the raffle was @pixe7ed 🩵
#lee arts#art#digital art#genshin impact#genshin fanart#kaveh#alhaitham#kavetham#haikaveh#arts#genshins#small art account#gay art#i did it i finally did some gay art lol look at them. its gay to read next to your sleeping bf just to spend time with him#i only had 5 days to work on this so it could be better#but i tried my best with the time i had!#also tried to push myself out of my comfort zone and practice some background/lighting#with the secret santa closed now#i hope you all enjoy this last art of 2024!#also shoutout to pixi who was here for my first secret santa event 5 years ago and stuck around long enough to join this one too!#kinda glad she won or feel like it makes sense in a way because if this fact lol not that im playing favorites. it was a fair raffle 😆#the wheel of names made the choice!#lee ss 24
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