#toasted-spiders

[dragoneyes618]

you only listen to music with guitars in it

Okay, here's the thing. I actually have no clue.

I like music! I listen to music all the time! But do I know what the different instruments sound like or how to tell them apart? No, I do not! I have no idea what instruments are playing in the music I listen to. I mean, I can tell when there's a piano, but that's about it. So I don't actually know. ;)

Send me an ask with an assumption you've made about me

[french-toast-enjoyer]

being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

[ozzgin]

Any thoughts on driders?

🍸🐛unrelated but he at the clurb

I love them! There's two drider characters in my Yokai Harem series, Sekiya and the Jorōgumo. There's also a short Halloween piece featuring a horde of spider hybrids (driders) here. While not a drider per se, I have Asylum Spider who comes close to the concept, too.

I'd say my only complaint is having to actually draw them, which I hardly ever do because of all the extra appendages. Otherwise spider pookies have always been some of my favorite monsters! Majestic, delightfully spooky, and with a lot of possibilities when it comes to catching you <3

[duplicitousfate]

Have some mortal Bishop designs! (Running over the hills)

(Art by @gatoma )

[gummieturtle]

fic recs of the week:

Paint Cans and Sneaking Out by CarrionCarnival

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 9,191 Words

Damian sneaks out regularly to meet up with his friends in the dark of night and spray paint murals around Gotham, what will he do when on one of these nights Nightwing ends up dropping in on him and his friends?

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The Unsolvable case by CactusJuice25

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 10,130 Words

Damian realises a case they've just started trying to solve the murder of was actually a mission he completed while still with the loa, he decides not to reveal this to his family in favour of seeing how long it takes them to figure out it was him that did it.

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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous

Batfam, Incomplete, 19 Chapters, 66,490 Words

Damian is trying to figure out how to go about his life after being erased from everyone's memories, of course one way or another he keeps being swept into the vicinity of his family.

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Crawl Spaces by GodIsZombie

Batfam, Incomplete, 36 Chapters, 51,892 Words

Damian is confined to a bedroom far from the rest of the family after first arriving to Gotham, in an effort to find a more enclosed place to sleep he stumbles upon a tiny door leading to the crawl spaces between the walls of the manor.

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a little cliché (that's fine by me) by lethewren

Spiderman, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,371 Words

Peter transfers to midtown high mid school year! the bruises he's always sporting give him a bit of a different reputation than he has in the movies, as usual MJ is trying to figure out wtf this guy's deal is.

[iceeericeee]

I just finished listening to The Magnus Archives 16 (Arachnophobia) and like. Damn, yall weren’t lying when you said early Jonathan Sims was a huge fucking skeptic 😭

[redhead-reporter]

tell me that i'm special, tell me i look pretty. tell me i'm a little angel, sweetheart of your city. say what i'm dying to hear 'cause i'm dying to hear you. tell me i'm that new thing, tell me that i'm relevant. tell me that i got a big heart then back it up with evidence. i need it and i don't know why this late at night ♡

º ✧ 。independent and highly selective mary jane ‘mj’ watson of insomniac games’ “marvel’s spider-man”. 21+. viewer discretion advised. penned & adored by shaye. established september 2022. heavily affiliated with @pcrkerluck

[barwithnodoors]

A recipe from Stan Lee Presents: The Mighty Marvel Superheroes’ Cookbook (1977).

One of the few recipes that was more than just open a tin and heat it up.  It was good.  It’s a sandwich made with French Toast, what’s not to like?

[the-violet-recluse]

Alright, let’s do this one more time.

I’m Recluse, the spider-person of Earth 7310-1. I got bitten by a spider, as one does, got some sick-ass powers, and now I’m trying to balance being Hyacinth City’s one and only Violet Recluse with not failing high school. 

Honestly I’m trying to figure this whole world out. Or worlds, I suppose. Just fell through some weird portal into HQ. I’m not sure about this hero thing, but I’m hoping to maybe make some friends here? 

I’m definitely up for a chat anytime! Just shoot me an ask or tag me and I’ll be sure to reply. (All posts open to interact :])

And if anyone has any information about Symbiotes, specifically, that would be much appreciated.

I use whatever pronouns are easier (or funnier) in any given situation. I’m a minor, but if you call me “kid”, I cannot promise you will be left unharmed. /j

My favorite idiots VICE or Bluejay may drop by sometimes. Posts about or including VICE will be tagged #[VICE mentioned!] and posts where she speaks will be tagged #[VICE on air!], and similarly, posts mentioning Bluejay will be tagged #[Bluejay mentioned!] and ones where she steals my phone speaks will be tagged #[Bluejay sings!] (they now have their own blog @bluejayandvice)

My Earth is, I’ve been told, quite nauseating for visitors. Our world is very non-literal, with shifting styles and color schemes. It’s sort of complicated to decipher for folks who weren’t born here. I’m from Hyacinth City, a sanctuary city for Mutants and Enhanced individuals. It’s pretty much got the highest concentration of Powered folk outside of a lab.

~~~~~{OOC}~~~~~

This is my first time doing an actual RP so genuinely please tell me if I do something that’s like. Rude or violates some sort of etiquette I might not know. I never intend to do anything that makes a person uncomfortable, I’m just socially oblivious sometimes.

If it has been more than 48 hours and I haven’t responded, maybe re-send the ask or tag me again because it’s highly likely I just missed it.

I’m willing to rp with people of all ages, I just ask that there’s no explicit asks or interactions directed toward Recluse, as both Mun and Muse are minors. I’m fine with strong language, violence, and crass jokes, but no genuine advances towards Recluse.

Posts interacting with others are tagged #RP reply and also tagged with the urls of whoever else is in the conversation (without any hyphens because tumblr won’t auto-recommend a tag with hyphens and it’s hard for me to type it out correctly every time on mobile) Aer tagged #boiled toast art since that’s my personal art tag

Posts tagged #my dearest hyacinthus are posted directly to Earth 7310-1. This does not mean that others not from 7310-1 can’t interact

Story arcs

Finding VICE

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[doyoueverstopandthink]

i love getting tipsy and ranting about spider-man movies like thank god for my siblings being able to zone me out and do other things while i keep yapping

[starrysharks]

yeah it's so over

[abyssmalice]

"Don't be afraid, they don't bite!"

"—Unless I tell them to. Hope you enjoy becoming mince-meat soon!"

[azz4me]

media is lying to us!!

Welcome to watch tojo(mojo toast edition)

Where we are counting down the Top 10 Reasons Why Goo Won't Die:

>Hes too swag and hot

>We haven't gotten enough goo scenes!!! (Never enough though honestly)

>Because I said so

>Even if they fight, That old man is gonna get goo goo gaa gaa'd to death 😤

>Goo said once he there's gonna be a war.. I'm pretty sure he will be a part of it >:(

>Idk why I get the feeling that as gun is only appearing in flashbacks this whole arc maybe he himself will come and omg Tom Lee vs gungoo?? (But this is just toasty hunch)

>Goo dying makes no sense like get a brain bros, what do we even know about him so far?? And if ptj pulls a long flash back just to end him... That'll be so damn cheap

>Goo's 1st secret friend not revealed yet..

>Samuel is there, jinyoung is there, eli is there to talk to tom lee... Someone's bound to interrupt one way or another

>Tom Lee did mention once he doesn't know whom of gun and goo is stronger now..and goo was all on showing the difference between him and gun, so how are we supposed to see that if my babe dies??

it's the workers 1A arc.. Workers are supposed to collapse not anyone else!!

Thank you for watching tojo please stop spreading misinformation and instead use your breaths to join the Goo cult fanclub 🙏

~🍞

HEAR UP PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT THIS SAYS👆!!

I am not even worried about goo dying. The sun may rise from the west but goo ain't dying. That's it. Theories will remain theories. Goo is going to die? who? Goo? I will believe if a stranger came upto me and said I am adopted but even if Zeus himself came down and told me Goo is going to die- bullshit. utter bullshit.

thank you tojo mojo for your words. May you live long.

[gummieturtle]

I'm not entirely sure how to use tumblr but here's some fanart of Dark Matter by mysterycyclone that I did a while ago :D it's Peter eating at the cafeteria in Gotham Prep :)))

[toastedstims]

A Danger Days by MCR stimboard for @twoplayer-game !!

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