#toast text posts

[oblivioustoast]

was trying to think of a gender neutral version of babygirl and first thought was babygoat

[dragonpyre]

You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic

[gender-thief2]

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your moony toast with marmalade, jam, butter, and lemon curd from the hit ao3 fanfiction All The Young Dudes by taylor swift i mean mskingbean89

[toastedclownery]

"I don't miss twice"

Uh oh?

[mockiery]

Once Upon A Time 3x05 "Good Form" my beloved, I know the text and shots and scene transitions directly parallel Hook saving David's life to Killian's loss of his brother, and Killian's pained expressions of seeing David succumb more and more to the same poison Liam did. Killian's insistence David tell his family, give them the chance to say goodbye that Killian didnt have with his brother. Of Killian himself sayinf David reminded him of Liam, his canonical hero. I know the ep's dialogue speaks of Killian's want to be seen as a man of honor, to be that man of honor.

And I know Killian would absolutely have been a deflective ass with the "I didn't do it for you" to David about saving his life, bantering teasingly that he did it for Emma like David has accused all of his actions to get to and be at Neverland as - just a selfish attempt to have Emma.

And I know Killian's half-joking flirtation with Emma later with "Is that all your father's life is worth to you?" is in character bc for his entire presence on the show previously he has used compliments of himself and flirtatious remarks as deflection, jokes, and to be actively antagonistic/inflammatory/annoying/playful.

I know all of this. I know this is all perfectly in character and the nonspoken motives informed by the flashbacks to his past and his performance are deeply in character. But christ alive I wish that a tiny little line would've been added in somewhere that made it clear that his motivations in this ep and the Neverland arc as a whole weren't just about Emma bc it feels like the writers partially forgot this in 3a, despite the strength of this episode and all its parallels. They say characters' feelings out loud or allude to them more directly in dialogue all the time like pleeeeeeease, you could've made it a lil more obvious it's not solely bc of Emma like. i just wish it wasn't easily misread if u didn't read into it deeper with Killian's characterization, beyond his contradicting words

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

Listen listen... Kon "Just wants to be held" El and Bart "Clings onto his friends like a koala on a tree" Allen were just made 4 eachother and you can't convince me otherwise

[ihavereturnedtotmblr]

A fact some people might have missed...

Danny Fenton does not like toast.

[fourswordsannotated]

HAPPY VIDOWTINES DAY!

[sketchy-tour]

Being a silly enjoyer of my oc x canon, and also just always someone who expresses love of a media that way, I've never REALLY been one to ship canon characters with other canon characters all too often. I never hate them! It's more of just I see em and I nod like "Oh okay!" Maybe give it a like cause the art and the way they present the dynamic is fun but I've never been crazy (/pos) over canon character ships.

All this to say!!!! I kinda wanna hear about yalls! I guess mostly WH related cause, ya kno, that's the silly shit I post. What are yalls ships for WH? What dynamics do you see with them? What about it do you like so much? I'm curious!!!!

[n00bkanaya]

SHE TOOK THE FUCKING BOONS IN THE DIVORCE

[himbobathwater]

hey guys i did it :3

you can read the last chapter of my fic here if you'd like, or if you don't like it, you can head to my ask box and tell me in detail how you're going to leave booby traps around my house a la home alone.

go on, i know you want to.

[oblivioustoast]

okay, i just have to make it thru four more days to complete my “go to work everyday” challenge for august

pray for me pleeeaasseee cuz it turns out it’s rly hard not to call out a single day 🙏

[dragonpyre]

If you are planning on getting a dog sitter. PLEASE for the love of god have your dogs trained. Recall at a bare minimum.

[ophernelia]

My favorite thing about Imogen is that EVERYONE wants to feed her for some reason. If she’s at Lucian’s house, then he has to cook her something. Amelia literally would want to feed her. (By hand, utensils, whatever. She does the same with AJ.) Visiting her parents? Cale starts cooking. (Cale doesn’t make anything extravagant like Lucian but it’s usually something that scratches that random hyperfixation she’s having for the week) Buttered toast? Yes. Buttered noodles? Yes. Apples and honey? Yup. Dallas will usually start complaining that she needs a real meal and start cooking. If she’s hanging out with the friend group, they’re talking about going out to eat. Their favorite excuse is “Imogen is hungry so we have to get something”. (She’s the only human so they can justify it so they don’t seem like greedy lycans) Most of them can’t cook, so it’s usually them buying food for her. Indiyah can though. She’ll usually make something her mom would make growing up. She likes to have Imogen help her cook it too. Owen’s family has been looking forward to her coming to Seoul for monthssss. Owen’s grandparents sent her a homemade jar of kimchi a while ago and a kimchi jjigae recipe that she loved. They’ve got plans to make a bunch of stuff for her when they all visit in December. Dodona likes to make her stuff too. She can’t see very well, but she knows her way around the kitchen. She’s big on really herb filled soups. She’s got something for just about any ailment or Imogen’s favorite genre “just something to warm you up”. And even Lou, he likes feeding her. Usually it’s so he can practice cooking, but they spend most of their time in the kitchen just hanging out. Lou likes to experiment and Imogen is usually willing to try anything once. And she always says what he makes is good. (Even though he thinks otherwise but it strokes his ego so he likes it.)

[toastedclownery]

Ehecatl: Let us sacrifice ourselves so the sun can move across the sky. Let us die!

Rest of the gods: Yes let us die!

Tlalhuizcalpantecuhtli and Xolotl:

[murderofsomeone]

If you ever find yourself thinking "well, I don't do this thing that this person insists people of my group do" or "this person who said a broad statement DIDN'T include my niche!" remember to think:

is this actually about me or am I trying to force myself into a conversation that reasonably isn't about me

does the person engaging with this conversation even know that I exist. is it really that important to derail the conversation to remind them that I do.

if you're not doing the thing, great! you do not need to engage with the conversation and can move on

if you are doing the thing, self reflect and improve as a person before swiftly moving on

buttered toast is yummy if you sprinkle some garlic salt and nutritional yeast on it ← this is a test to see whether or not you will argue with a random statement that does not consider your preferences. if you fail I will open the trapdoor beneath your feet and you will die. badly.