#toast text posts

[oblivioustoast]

okay, i just have to make it thru four more days to complete my “go to work everyday” challenge for august

pray for me pleeeaasseee cuz it turns out it’s rly hard not to call out a single day 🙏

[dragonpyre]

You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic

[gender-thief2]

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your moony toast with marmalade, jam, butter, and lemon curd from the hit ao3 fanfiction All The Young Dudes by taylor swift i mean mskingbean89

[toastedclownery]

"I don't miss twice"

Uh oh?

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

Listen listen... Kon "Just wants to be held" El and Bart "Clings onto his friends like a koala on a tree" Allen were just made 4 eachother and you can't convince me otherwise

[ihavereturnedtotmblr]

A fact some people might have missed...

Danny Fenton does not like toast.

[sketchy-tour]

Being a silly enjoyer of my oc x canon, and also just always someone who expresses love of a media that way, I've never REALLY been one to ship canon characters with other canon characters all too often. I never hate them! It's more of just I see em and I nod like "Oh okay!" Maybe give it a like cause the art and the way they present the dynamic is fun but I've never been crazy (/pos) over canon character ships.

All this to say!!!! I kinda wanna hear about yalls! I guess mostly WH related cause, ya kno, that's the silly shit I post. What are yalls ships for WH? What dynamics do you see with them? What about it do you like so much? I'm curious!!!!

[n00bkanaya]

SHE TOOK THE FUCKING BOONS IN THE DIVORCE

[fourswordsannotated]

HAPPY VIDOWTINES DAY!

[himbobathwater]

WOW GUYS HOLY SHIT I DID IT I POSTED CHAPTER 2 OF BITE ME!

READ IT HERE OR ILL SHOW UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP SOBBING AND HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED

ok later gang ily <333 /p

[moonyscane]

[oblivioustoast]

god i wish i was hot and charismatic but instead i’m quiet and off putting

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Step 1: Burn 2 perfectly good slices of toast

Step 2: put some pepperonis and shredded cheese between the burnt bread slices

Step 3: Cook in microwave until cheese is melted

Step 4: Eat your squishy Pizza Sandwich

[synthaphone]

i gotta be honest, while i loved dungeon meshi and i'm glad it had this effect for other people, i definitely do not have the 'senshi in my brain has inspired me to eat better' effect. senshi in my brain will be like 'you should have a balanced and nutritious breakfast' and my lazy ass will be like 'okay but: the instant gratification of eating like 5 cookies'

however, LGR's cooking channel DOES make me want to make sandwiches.

[trash-can-sam]

There is something so delicious abt the intertwining of failure and success when it comes to the narratives of pathologic.

Daniil enters the town a success, a celebrity doctor, well know and well liked, desperate to save his lab and secure funding but ultimately it isn’t the end of his life if the Hail Mary doesn’t turn out- he still might find a way to save it. Even though the details are uncertain, Daniil Dankovsky enters the town mostly a success. Artemy enters the town hated, suspected of patricide, denied his inheritance, in p2 he didn’t get the degree his father wished of him (it was more about the actual learning than the degree but still) because he was drafted into the war. His old friends dislike him and all hate eachother, by all metrics, Artemy Burakh enters the town a complete failure.

However, even when Daniil gets the Utopian ending, his entire time in the Town is a never ending cycle of little victories that ultimately end in failures. He barely does jack shit, even his medicine sucks ass and doesn’t work. He’s technically the only person here with a medical degree even if both Rubin and Artemy are qualified, yet he functions as a bureaucrat most the time. Even if he gets the utopian ending, he still has failed to save his lab and his old life, it’s all still in ashes.

In Daniils quests, even the ones you do well, half the time it still feels like you’re losing. Daniils story is the story of a man who lost everything he held dear in the span of 2 weeks, the entire time getting punched in the balls.

However, Artemy, even though he enters the town as a failure, retakes his place. He manages to disprove his guilt, he finds his fathers murderer, takes his revenge, he takes his rightful place in the kin (debatable how much he wanted to but like, he didn’t want literally anything so yk), he reunites his friends, his medicine is so good, even when you’re playing as Daniil it’s THE most useful medicine you can create by far. HE ADOPTS CHILDREN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

If Daniil wins, he’s destroyed the town and the people will forever hate him for taking it away. If Artemy wins, he’s the town hero, the one who successfully filled his fathers shoes and saved the town from a deadly outbreak.

Does Daniil deserve such a title for his ending? Absolutely not lmao, he’s an outsider afterall. This was never his world to come in on, merely all he had left. But it’s simply showing how Daniil is doomed to be a failure, and Artemy has the chance of being a hero.

AND the way this feeds into burakovsky is great I feel, the town hero and the disgraced doctor. The one who had it all and lost it all vs the one who lost it all and gained so much more than he ever could’ve expected. Not to say Artemy has only won, but he comes out of the outbreak with far more of a purpose and direction in life, he has a job to do. Daniil has nothing at all, the closest thing being his old friends who spend all their nights drinking away their lives mourning the dream of Utopia. Artemy has set up the future of the town, the children who will ultimately succeed him. Daniil has lost the closest thing he had to a child as well as his own hope.

The story of Daniil is getting beat into the ground where the story of Artemy is climbing your way out of the pits of hell. And idk. I think. I just think it’s fun. (AND both of these things do LITERALLY happen- with Daniil getting the shit beat out of him in the abattoir and whenever you talk to Clara before Artemy jumps in the pit. Or in p2 whenever it’s arguably even more clear that he jumps in a glowing red pit and makes his way out of the bowels of the earth yk)

[toastedclownery]

Fellas I have found that there is possibly a second layer to the god hunt

Me when I remember that Shrike is the protagonist and he's in a group of 4