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captain swan + text posts 2/?

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emma swan as screenshots

pt 1

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Unfair Endings

Just some fun explorations into what could have been,, some proper bad fates for the band of boobs - hardwon succumbs to his violent vampire tendencies, beverly gets corrupted by the light, and moonshine becomes the ruler of hell

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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them

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For the purposes of this poll, do NOT count the following:

Your own birth (unless there were complications/urgent concerns)

Routine check-ups or scheduled-in-advance appointments that just happened to be at a hospital

Visiting or accompanying someone else to the hospital

Use your discretion as to whether to count visits to urgent care.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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366 Days of Killian Jones [351/366]

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Doctor Who Advent Calendar —Day 23

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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...you know that Cas is totally going to replant that thing afterwards.

This is just a small token of my gratitude and appreciation for all your support this year. I really can't convey enough how much it means to me. Have a safe and happy holiday season <3

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366 Days of Killian Jones [356/366]

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sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found

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I love when villain characters are like, not doing anything or being reasonable but everyone is still Suspicious of them. I'm specifically thinking of a scene from season 2 of ouat where rumplestiltskin was like 'hey I figured henry is having nightmares after the sleeping curse, here's something to help with that' and david is all 'and WHAT do you want huh. magic always comes with a price. what is your plan WHAT do you want from henry' and rumple was like '🤨well he's 9 so I think we can just call this a freebie?' lmfao

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stomping on my phone like a cigarette

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if ouat had a christmas episode I think rumplestiltskin would kidnap santa & try to blackmail his way onto the nice list

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100 days of captain swan: day 54

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Once Upon A Time;  Pilot

↳ Once Upon A Time, there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know. Or think we know. One day they found themselves trapped in a place where all their happy endings were stolen. Our World. This is how it happened.