#to nut or to not nut

[hinterlost]

Tag game!! Yay!!!!

I was tagged by @marythegizka !!!!!! <3

Share your wallpaper: its been a picture of this frog for like 5 years now. This is not my frog. But he be just like me fr.

The last song you listened to: End of the Line - Daft Punk

Currently reading: Do various SWTOR fics count?

Last Movie: Waking Life.

Craving: honestly atm corn nuts. Or some spicy corn chips.

What are you wearing right now? Housecoat. Maximum comfort.

How tall are you: recently had the horrible realization that I am in fact short.

Piercings: Septim and my ears but I never wear earrings my ears always get infected :(

Tattoos: Five! 4 in American traditional and one stick and poke.

Glasses? Contacts? Neither!

Last drink: Sparkling apple juice. I am an adult.

Last show: The Golden Girls

Last thing you ate: souuuup

Favorite color: GREEEEEEEEN

Current obsession: SWTOR

Unrelated obsession: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Fallout, Halo, TES

Any pets: sadly no :( I'd really like a fish or something tho or like a moss garden. Maybe a frog.

Do you have a crush on anyone? Assuming fictional characters don't count. No.

Favorite fictional character: This is a hard one. All time though I've always been partial to SGT. Johnson from Halo. BOOHYAH

The last place you traveled: California. First time to America. I went to a McDonalds at 7 AM because they still use the good tasting scrambled eggs in America and I saw a man drinking hot sauce straight out of the bottle in the parking lot. He was shirtless. It was jarring. I should preface I didn't travel to America just to eat McDonalds but honestly compared to Canadian McDonalds I'd consider it. Also fuck airports and fuck flying. Why tf does it feel like that feeling of falling when you're falling asleep but you're awake and 30,000ft in the air. hate.

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[idontmindifuforgetme]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

[valetoria]

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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱‎

passenger princess. ⋆ putting you to bed with no complaints. ⋆ he’s got that good fucking dick. ⋆ putting you in a mating press. ⋆ giving toji a sloppy bj. ⋆ using you as his fuck toy.

CHOSO KAMO. ꒱‎

he’s such a dumb puppy. ⋆ his favorite gamer girl. ⋆ bottoming out n cumming. ⋆ choso spooning you. ⋆ straddling his lap. ⋆ fucking you on his gaming table. ⋆ how he wakes you up.

NANAMI KENTO. ꒱‎

prettily sucking dick. ⋆ pathetically grinding on his boot. ⋆ nanami with a hidden oral fixation. ⋆ smacking your backside. ⋆ cowgirl ver of ‘you’re just a girl.’ ⋆ riding him in cute lingerie.

GOJO SATORU. ꒱‎

kinky shit with gojo. ⋆ going down on him. ⋆ fucking your holes. ⋆ reversed cowgirl. ⋆ doggy with the bear he got you. ⋆ bouncing on his dick. ⋆ delicious backshots. ⋆ fucking you in a maid costume.

GETO SUGURU. ꒱‎

satisfying ghostface with your tongue. ⋆ messy deepthroat. ⋆ fucking in his car. ⋆ gun kink. ⋆ he’s got you chained up. ⋆ such a squishy ass. ⋆ hitting it on them janky ass seats. ⋆ riding him.

[vamprisms]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Zeon_J_

[paintingpro7]

Ghetto bitch clapping ass

[mega-gaymer-party]

[warmfuzzyanimal]

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

[arkangelo-7]

Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books