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hello gay people

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Scully and Mulder gifs that make me go ✨women✨ and ✨men✨

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Rebelcaptain 🥰

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the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

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Cyberpunk Jacob

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hope nothing bad happens to them

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Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

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human things I think Vulcans would be good at:

getting a return processed at Target

COVID compliance

birdwatching, but for like. algae and slugs and stuff. (they’re too advanced for just birds)

dealing with medical negligence

online shopping (they have 2k tabs open at all times)

marketplace bartering (in any locale)

elementary school riddles (green glass door, etc.)

starting underground rainbow loom empires (adult or child, doesn’t matter)

cutthroat pitchfork reviews

letterboxd (rating film by various, limited metrics? they consider it humanity’s greatest contribution in eons; one of the reasons they make first contact)

writing unhinged YouTube comments

patiently discovering, and reviewing, each ending of a choose-your-own-adventure book

you may add your own

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The Blade

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That's why I use the strap on!

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i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

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It really is crazy that Bioware came out with the friendship/rivalry system in DA2 and not only did it never revisit it, no one else did either?? Like a system that lays out and explicitly incentivizes roleplaying as a character with real principles and explores how butting heads with a character might actually play out? And I know that you can have different dynamics with party members in other DA games but I feel like what was so special about 2's system is it explicitly didn't frame making a character mad as a loss of progress but a different kind of progress.

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when even that guy is like rook for the love of FUCK go make sure your man hasn’t died yet

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Taash 💥🔥💫🐉