deputytrash
NERD SHIT ALERT
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18+ only. I'm a whole ass adult. I like stuff and also things and want to kiss a lot of fictional characters with tongue.
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deputytrash · 1 day ago
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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deputytrash · 1 day ago
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ex ZA/UM members have formed a paramilitary organization and have taken over an oil rig as a forward operating base for mercenary work, deterring international intervention with a nuclear-armed mechanical weapons system
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deputytrash · 2 days ago
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If you don't have romantic tension with your enemy, are you even enemies?
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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THE ARE IN L-O-V-E
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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hello bosselot enjoyers... toxic yaoi wins again
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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i dont know what else to say
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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Shoes studies 💦
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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I like my bamfs extra seasoned
~ comm for st1cks
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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one of the funniest things about disco elysium to me is that kim never once gives an appropriate amount of fucks about harry’s medical emergency. you’ll be like kim help i don’t remember what a car is and he’ll say detective can you please get your shit together i’m trying to do my fucking job here
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deputytrash · 4 days ago
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The Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice Edition
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deputytrash · 6 days ago
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Silt Strider from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
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