#to get in a week
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coffeeworldsasaki · 7 months ago
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Okay no promise I'll actually do the one that wins but you know, might as well see what's the results
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theriverbeyond · 1 year ago
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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mysterycitrus · 5 months ago
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
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teaboot · 10 months ago
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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badolmen · 11 months ago
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WARNING 18+
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theartofmadeline · 14 days ago
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yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)
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hinamie · 1 month ago
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trick or treat!
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atalana · 2 months ago
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
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wanologic · 4 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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ardri-na-bpiteog · 9 months ago
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
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maeamian · 2 months ago
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If you saw me agreeing with being annoyed about wasted helium in a fictional context and were like "I bet she has some more helium based anger in her life" good news LAPD fucked up a raid on a medical facility they thought was a pot farm and flat out ruined thousands of gallons of the stuff.
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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago
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'halloween starts on september 1st' kind of couple
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doctorsiren · 5 months ago
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OBJECTION! - Ace Attorney, but in Legos that I 3D modeled myself
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jackassbroadcast · 3 months ago
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Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️
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