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this is not a drag on fanfiction but if you find yourself consistently saying “wow fic is better than most published stuff!! and it’s free!!” it might be a sign that your brain is ready for and craving more complicated literature than the books you are used to gravitating towards

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the phrase “jerking off” is gender neutral, to me,

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EDIT: i should have been clearer, i only wanted to ask about movies you haven't seen before, you're not meant to include rewatches in your answer.

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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"even if by our modern lense this historical figure appears to have been gay/trans/etc, without direct evidence we cannot definitively ascribe a queer identity to them" this is true "so because we can't know for certain, i'm going to keep referring to them as if they were cishet" hey hang on a minute bitch.

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maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does

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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

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So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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well at least i don’t have kids

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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I finished rogue trader 🥲

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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

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I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency