#timo vuorensola

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Bad movie I have Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

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In 1945, the Nazis go to the moon and set up a secret base on the darkside to wait and prepare a second attempt at world domination in the future. (Iron Sky, flm)

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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)

Directed by Timo Vuorensola

Cinematography by Simon Rowling

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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022, dir. Timo Vuorensola) - review by Rookie-Critic

Jeepers Creepers: Reborn was bad. It was just really bad. It was so bad that it did start to tip into that Birdemic territory of "so bad it's funny," which at least made it an entertaining watch, but if we're judging this seriously, it's almost definitely the worst thing I've seen all year. Even with the so bad it's good angle, it wasn't enough of that to even give this the cult status that movies like Troll 2 have garnered over the years. The acting was atrocious, the effects were laughably horrible, the Creeper's new design was wholly disappointing, literally nothing about this thing worked. Now, this was almost certainly made to move the franchise away from the director of the original trilogy, Victor Salva, who is actually, legitimately, a convicted pedophile. It really pains me to say this, because he is a truly repulsive and abhorrent human being, by he made two incredible horror films and one pretty damn good one. The original Jeepers Creepers is a fully original horror idea with admirable acting from its two leads and tension that holds incredibly well. Jeepers Creepers 2 expanded on that idea and housed it in a setting that was effectively claustrophobic and has some of the most genuinely butt-clenching moments of any horror movie of that time period. Even the third film, while not anywhere close to those first two, had some incredible sequences of its own that allows it to stand up there with them. Again, I'm all for taking the franchise away from that monster, but there had to be a better way and a better script and a better... everything... than this.

Score: 1/10

Currently available for rent or purchase on digital (iTunes, Amazon, Vudu, etc.) and on DVD & Blu-Ray through Screen Media. Although why the actual fuck would anyone ever spend $25 on this?! Please, dear god, save your money for something more useful like a few runs to Taco Bell or something.

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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005)

My rating: 6/10

Boy, in retrospect you can really tell that this was made by the same people as Iron Sky - it has the same mix of crude political humor, shoddy parody, and space battles. I really used to love this one as a kid, and I gotta say, it doesn't hold up nearly as poorly as I thought it would - it's still not great, but for what it is, not half bad either.

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97 Minutes

97 Minutes (2023) #TimoVuorensola #JonathanRhysMeyers #AlecBaldwin #MyAnnaBuring #JoMartin #MichaelSirow Mehr auf:

Jahr: 2023 Genre: Thriller Regie: Timo Vuorensola Hauptrollen: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Alec Baldwin, MyAnna Buring, Jo Martin, Michael Sirow, Pavan Grover, Anjul Nigam, Jake Hayes, Davor Tomić, Slavko Sobin, Kasia Koleczek, Luke J I Smith, Danny Bohnen, Peter Brooke, Austin Parsons … Filmbeschreibung: Ein vollbesetzter Linienjet auf einem Transatlantikflug von London nach Los Angeles wird von…

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"Jeepers Creepers" (2001) Directed by Victor Salva (Horror/Mystery) . . "Jeepers Creepers: Reborn" (2022) Directed by Timo Vuorensola (Horror/Mystery/Thriller)

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97 MINUTES (2023) Reviews of Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Alec Baldwin action thriller

97 Minutes is a 2023 action thriller about a hijacked 767 plane in danger of disaster when its fuel supply dwindles, with just 97 minutes remaining. Directed by Timo Vuorensola from a screenplay written by Pavan Grover The movie stars Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Alec Baldwin, MyAnna Buring, Jo Martin and Michael Sirow. Plot: A hijacked 767 plane will crash in just 97 minutes when its fuel runs out.…

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I couldn't: 99 Minutes (dir. Timo Vuorensola, 2023)

despite: enjoying hammily-acted crappily-written films that are punishment for some of the actors involved - this is Baldwin's first post-Rust role, and he's on his auto-pilot, skulking and zapping through perfunctory dialogue lines; I haven't had Rhys Meyers on my radar for a while now, and while his Velvet Goldmine role is still one of the sexiest I recall, this film painfully demonstrates how far away he's currently from these times; the only decent performer here is Jo Martin; last year, this director did Jeepers Creepers: Reborn, which has legendary Dee Wallace among the top billed, so I will definitely check it out, though it's probably as pedestrian as this one

time managed: ca. 35 minutes from the start

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Iron Sky (2012) & Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Movies #1,108 & 1,109 • TWO FOR TUESDAYS

"August Sky" month continues here on TWO FOR TUESDAYS.

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These movies are A LOT. But that is by design. You don't put Hitler riding a T-Rex on the moon by accident. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

These two B-movie-ass-looking are somehow Finland's most expensive films ever made, which somehow just adds to the hilarity of the whole endeavor. I definitely liked the original one more so let's start there.

It's all the way in the distant future (2018) and the Nazis, having secretly escaped earth at the end of WWII, have set up shop on the darkside of the moon. A Sarah Palin-like American President is vying for reelection and so she sends an African-American model on a "BLACK to the MOON" promotional gimmick. There is satire and then there is this: something so goofy and overt that it nearly renders any/all commentary moot. But I did find the humor in this amusing to a degree. This was a nice Dr. Strangelove homage? Sure...

I mean, it's a little different because it features a Black man who has been cosmetically turned white against his will and now looks like nearly identical to that Wayan Brothers movie...

The plotline surrounding the idea that the Moon Nazis' discovery of this guy's iPhone and its computing power allowing them to complete their ultimate War Machine weapon is legitimately good satire. (Although the subsequent continuation of this thread in The Coming Race is one of that movie's worst ideas, and it's a real race to the bottom there.)

Look, I hesitate to say too much about either of these. I feel like just knowing the baseline plot is enough for anyone to decide whether or not they want to take the plunge into the Iron Sky Universe (apparently a third installment — featuring Andy Garcia (?!) — is coming out soon?) or not. Who knows. Look, I could appreciate both the humor (to a degree, not everything hits for sure), and the aesthetic (which is very bad! but bad in a way that I liked) but maybe I'm just a freak.

SCORE 6.5/10: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

The crowdfunded direct sequel, Iron Sky: The Coming Race came out seven years later and despite featuring Udo Kier as Vril Adolph Hitler, it is easily the lesser effort. Also, somehow, despite being crowdfunded, it led to the bankruptcy of the Iron Sky Universe production company. I love the hubris that is attempting to turn this bonkers idea into a Marvel-like cinematic universe and I also love that it's completely imploded (but again: The Ark: An Iron Sky Story is apparently real so what is dead never truly dies?).

The main issue of this one is that is simply not funny at all. And that's a humongous problem when your movie is so clearly geared to function in that vein.

The legend Udo K. — reprising his role from the original in addition to playing the reptilian Hitler (this is loosely based on the Vril novel and ensuing conspiracy theories which is a whole 'nother can of worms) — has a ton more to do here which is one of the only things going for it. The only other real positive is that the action is ramped up to the nth degree, so you get stuff like Vril Osama bin Laden and Vril Pope Urban II riding wagon-pulling Triceratops off a cliff into a pit of lava and the aforementioned T-Rex/Hitler combo getting karate kicked to death by a blonde lady...

Even though they had a half decade to make this one, the writing is far more shoddy in every single way and there's no bigger example than the Tom Green subplot.

On the remnants of the partially destroyed Nazi Moonbase in 2049 (after nuclear war ruined the earth at the end of the first one — sorry, forgot to mention that detail), he leads a cult called the Jobsists formed around the teachings of Steve Jobs. It's like "remember the interesting stuff we did with Apple/iPhones in the original movie? Well here's some more 'satire' on that only it doesn't make any sense and isn't funny." It's a shame too because I was excited to see Green was in this. It just doesn't work at all.

Anyway, those are the two Iron Sky movies. The pride of Finland! I need to go take a shower.

SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

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A full body cast waa created of Justin Long for the terrifying ending of Jeepers Creepers (2001).

Jeepers Creepers, 2001

Dir. Timo Vuorensola

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Iron Sky: The Coming Race: Directed by Timo Vuorensola. With Lara Rossi, Vladimir Burlakov, Kit Dale, Julia Dietze. A follow-up to the film Iron Sky (2012) in which Nazis plan to take over the world after lying dormant in a secret military base on the moon.

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Jeepers Creepers

Jeepers Creepers consists of four films, the first three were written by Victor Salvador and the fourth was Timo Vuorensola.

The movies are about a mythical beast that kills and harvests their organs every 23rd of March. The Creeper only does this to replace the ones that are rotting in its body.

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Watching Iron Sky directed by Timo Vuorensola from 2012 on #tubi #NowWatching #TVseries #FilmTumblr

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stars : Sydney Craven, Imran Adams and Jarreau Benjamin

director : Timo Vuorensola

score : 1 oit of 4 stars

this was even worse then the thrid film in the series. Not really sure why they even bothered if they weren’t going to put any effort into it at all.