#times were wild

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

not me working on the masterlist and writing with a "1 hour of deadly Victorian era fashion trends" video in the background

those bitches were out there putting fucking nightshade in their eyes to give themselves big pupils and dyeing their dresses with arsenic to make them vibrant green (along with eating it in 'complexion wafers') and deliberately trying to catch tuberculosis to be pale and thin HOW DID ANY OF THEM MAKE IT OUT ALIVE HOW DID THE HUMAN RACE ADVANCE PAST THAT POINT

[edandstede]

remember when sherlock fans paid that tumblr user $17,000 on kickstarter to make a webseries based on a popular fic (that was a copy of another fandom’s fic) and it never ended up happening and one of the dudes cast in it ended up being a trump supporter. did i mention this thing was meant to have at least 2 seasons but nothing was ever released and nobody knows where that total sum of money disappeared to? there were also tier bonuses where people were meant to be sent stuff physically and nobody got anything. literally up there with dashcon, you had to be there

[broadwayinabox]

Short story:

I worked for Verizon in high school/college and we always got to try out the new phones for a few months.

Personally I had the Alias because who doesn’t like a bisexual phone. And that sweet full keyboard situation… But I was so excited to get the Juke for work. To put this in context for the youngsters, this phone was all about “music.” You could put a whopping 5 songs on this baby before the storage ran out and then you’d have to buy a little micro SD card to put in it for extra storage, mind you the sound on this thing was the equivalent of trying to hear a movie while someone opens all 30 layers of paper on a subway sandwich at the movie theatre. The screen, which was SMALLER than a postage stamp, would show “album art” and while folded it was about the size of a tampon, but then you could flip it open like a switch blade, which would be SUPER cool if the force of switching it open didn’t move with so with such force it broke the phone.

I used to hide the chocolate in the front pocket of my oversized hoodie in class and the whole catch there was the circle toggle button you could just run your finger around. So imagine a bunch of girls in oversized hoodies just circling their fingers around their crotch while learning about like the American Civil War.

[wickedcriminal]

Oh that's where he went

[ragweed-babey]

Wrong

[plesiosaurys]

getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."

[tawnysoup]

the fritter (frin critter)

[euphreana]

Real question:

Put your denomination in the tags if yes!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flower Empowered.

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[gunstellations]

cute little requests!!

[egophiliac]

What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333

I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.

and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like

this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 43 (Masterlist)

(Part 44)

Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.

Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—

@bruciemilf guess who’s back

Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)

I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.

Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Mojang tried so hard to make Minecraft a horror game with the Warden update and then 2 years later Grian did it better than they ever could have hoped with SNAILS and he wasn’t even trying

[that1notetaker]

My mom cried during the mom movie.

[cubedmango]

「安達が魔法使いにならなかった世界線の話」 + 「もしもの話」 — english translation

[laddertek]

etho said actually you _don't_ understand the intricacies of how tango is my boyfriend and bdubs is my ex

(and how tango and bdubs kiss too)

Scar: We went on that little adventure, you know! Etho: Yeah, yeah, we had our adventure, that's true, that's true. Scar: You disparaged your teammates. That's it, all right, no more spoilers. Etho: (laughs) Our team has -- our team has some weird dynamics this -- this season. Cleo: (overlapping) Really, Etho? Is there trouble in paradise? (pause) Who's third-wheeling with you, again? I can't remember. Etho: (laughs) Uhh. The -- Cleo: Genuinely can't remember. I know it's you and Bdubs. And...Tango? Tango. Tango. Etho: (loudly) Why -- Why is Tango the third wheel? Why -- why isn't Bdubs the third wheel? Cleo: Because it's you and Bdubs. I'm sorry. I understand how that relationship goes. Etho: (dissatisfied) Hmm.