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williamschenk-banks · 1 year ago

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Chainshipping Prompt #2:

Adam’s ghost full on haunts the shit out of John until John agrees to leave Lawrence alone.

But wait, there’s more.

Adam was never dead, he just made a deal with Hoffman to smuggle him out of the bathroom to fuck with John. Dead guy in the bathroom is actually some no name asshole who got Hoffman’s coffee order wrong. (He’ not being petty, honest). He and Hoffman work together to con John.

Pro for Hoffman, Larry is out of the picture now, and he doesn’t have to worry about competition for John’s legacy. Con: he has to fucking work with Adam. Why is this guy so insufferable. (If he starts to be reminded of Angelina because of Adam’s terrible taste in music that’s no one’s business but his own. Also he’s kinda lowkey pissed that Amanda tried to kill this guy. Like WTF Mandy, Adam was never going to be John’s favorite anyway).

Adam meanwhile see’s no con’s only pro’s.

He get’s to mess with Hoffman (man is unintentionally the funniest fucker alive - I mean, who thinks that the best way to flirt with the guy is to try to drown him? Not fucking Adam, that’s for sure), He get’s to fuck with Kramer (Thank you John Rogers for giving him Leverage - AKA his conning bible, even if Hoffman think’s it’s stupid as hell), and he get’s to get Larry away from that guy. If he’s stuck in a roommate comedy with Hoffman until he can actually tell his doctor he’s alive, again, Adam see’s no cons in that.

Lawrence is sure in for a shock when he wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment to Adam and Hoffman in a screaming match while FBI agent Mr. supposed-to-be-dead!Peter Strahm is listening to them with his head in his hands, every so often shaking his head. “Why did I have to fall in love with the fucked up idiot? Why did I do that to myself?” —> Or Hoffman really thought the best way to clue Lawrence into Adam’s very alive state was to drug him and bring him back to his apartment.

#It’s the Roommate AU no one asked for but I sure as heck need #Adam and Hoffman buddy comedy show when?#Adam is the worlds worst hype man so Strahm is just going to have to admit that he’s a little fucked up too.#He did get in that fucking glass coffin after all #timeline? What timeline??!#Amanda and John Kramer being conned by Adam and Hoffman is something that can be so personal #chainshipping #coffinshipping #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #peter strahm #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #YOU KNOW WHAT?#leverage au

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sidewalk-cracks · 1 month ago

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Bruce, visibly overwhelmed by Emotions as he watches a ten-year-old Dick goofing around in the batcave: Alfred. Alfred I think I'd die if something happened to him

Alfred: *carefully doesn't say that he thought the same thing when Martha and Thomas placed a newborn Bruce in his arms for the first time because he knows that'll completely destroy the little emotional bandwidth Bruce has*

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m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e · 13 days ago

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Not even 24 hours in and the richest man in the world just did a Nazi salute in 2025 on national television

#like wow they’re not even waiting #and this is what half of us voted for. wonderful.#us politics #elon musk #donald trump #i feel like this is a huge indicator that we are in the darkest timeline #it’s real fucking bleak out here!!!

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nyanrial · 1 month ago

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making little snowmen ⛄⛄

#tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #yashiro nene #akane aoi #aoinene #my art #happy holidays eveyone!! :3 #ouuhhh i let a few of the recent chapters pile up a bit before bingeing them all and i already desperately need more #the aoi and nene interactions UWHA my daugters are so sweet😭😭 .....#and don't get me started on the boys.....................#the way i teared up seeing what kind of life they COULD'VE had in the real timeline if K didn't have to take care of his family #THE FACT HE DIDN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE “DREAMS” WERE REAL BECAUSE IT MEANT HIS BEST FRIEND WOULD BE DEAD #AND THEN THE BOTH OF THEM DIED ANYWAY???#ok sorry these tags are not at all related to this drawing of nene and aoi making snowmen LMAO #.... boy i gotta stop yapping in the tags (<- her ass is not going to stop)

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hansoeii · 1 year ago

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you'll make it back.

#WHAT WAS LOKI GOING TO SAY???????#these two will be the death of me and I can't believe that first episode gave me everything ive ever wanted #I'm back in the lokius trenches #can't stop thinking about how connected they are through their timelines #how they're each others glorious purpose #and how mobius was ready to sacrifice himself for loki #and all that in just one episode #UGH #loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki s2 spoilers #lokius #lokius fanart #loki fanart #loki season 2 fanart #loki and mobius #my art #fanart

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 3 months ago

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vampires age in your halloween au? (vampire old man gucket is fun! just curious about the logistics)

old wolf stanley.. so awesome. tail betrays him by wagging when hes trying to pretend hes not a sap

Vampires don't usually age by getting grey hair and wrinkles, but Fidds hurries his aging process by using the memory gun!!

Stan helps him outta the habit, but it still takes it's toll, y'know?

And, I totally love the idea of Old Stan not being able to hide his fondness because he just can't stop wagging his tail when he's with the people he loves 🙏 So cute 🥹

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