#time is a menace to society

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt : time and wind get seen by some gossip lady who immediately starts a rumor about wind being an illegitimate child of time's

The rumor spread so quickly that by the time the chain leaves it has already reached castle town and talon hears it from a customer

That rumor in itself is nothing new because every other week a rumor about such bullshit appears on the market

What makes it so weird is the fact that it involves his daughter's husband (again odd but not too weird link would at some stage be the main storyline considering the hero thing)

And a child who was apparently seen by the entire Village

Even the ones who don’t start rumors or anything are telling him that the child had a striking resemblance to link

And it only gets worse when he realizes that link was sent out on some “ hero business” by his childhood friend Zelda

When he returns Malon seemed to be doing okay and link was missing again and he didn’t want to talk about it with Malon in case it was just a really good rumor

Unfortunately he had to leave by the time link returned

Time quickly finds out about the rumor and after talking with Malon , lullaby and wind about a particularly fun game he thought about

He also starts to never leave wind's side and act much more fatherly then he has ever acted before

If the people want to think this about him who is he to tell them not to

When Talon returns he immediately starts grilling him about the kid

Talon “pointing at wind” : What is that link ?!?!

Time being his cryptic self and referring to the abandoned timeline : my sweet little mistake that both me and Zelda created by accident I only found out about him recently

It only got worse from there

Talon : What’s his name !?,

Malon: his mom called him link

Talon : so you’re not the mom

Malon : thank goddess hylia I wasn’t pregnant I will just take link from his mom

Talon never got an explanation and it physically pains him how nonchalant his entire family is about the situation and the husband who lost first name privileges to Link Jr is still together with Malon

[smilesrobotlover]

She’s his ex girlfriend

[satandoesntwannabehere]

erm hallo 👋👋

have some doodlez !!

[demaparbat-hp]

Toph as a Goalball player 💪💚

[firefliesnightcore]

Time: and you let him go?

Warriors: yeah?

Time: after chugging an entire pot of coffee?

Warriors: two, actually. it was pretty sick

Time: *baffled* and now he's out there?

Warriors:

Time: alone?

Warriors: *dawning horror* I'm starting to see where this is going

Time: *DEEP FUCKING BREATH*

Time: so you're telling me that Wild is roaming Castletown with more caffeine than blood in his veins and he's unsupervised?

Warriors: I'll go grab the car-

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

[burning-sol]

chip art??? from me???? no freaking way!!!

[patolemus]

Uuuuuh here's my take on a Teen Wolf movie fix-it, because god do we deserve it.

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“Stiles, think of her father! He finally has her back!”

“Think of his son! Scott, he’s a child,” Stiles’ voice breaks as he thinks of Eli, young and alone after losing his only parent. He thinks of himself, and who he might have been had he lost his dad at Eli’s age.

Mostly, he thinks of Derek. Selfless, martyr, stupid Derek who still thought he was disposable after all these years, after raising a son and settling down and getting the quiet life he always wanted. Stiles thinks of Derek, and he feels himself falling apart at the seams because why is it that life still likes to punish kind, battered souls like Derek Hale’s? Why couldn’t it decide that he’d had enough, why did it have to kill him before letting him rest?

Stiles can’t accept it. He won’t accept it. He’s going to bring Derek back from whatever kind of shit afterlife he’s in, and he’s going to force him to live out his quiet life with his son if it’s the last goddamn thing Stiles ever does. That is the only ending he’ll accept for this beautiful, broken man.

Fuck everyone who wants to stop him.

“Stiles, he’s gone. You can’t— he’s gone,” Scott says, voice softening, obviously trying to be placating. Stiles doesn’t care for it.

“You can keep your head in fucking Allison land all you want, Scott. Get your child bride, fuck off back to wherever it is you left Beacon Hills for. But don’t you dare tell me what I can and cannot do. If you want to keep her, you’ll do it far, far away from here,” and Stiles thinks maybe this is the moment Scott finally gets it. That he is not the same boy who left after high school graduation. Whatever soft spot Stiles had for Scott is gone, went away with time and therapy and the realization that Scott would never care for him the way Stiles did for him, that he was kept close for his usefulness until it ran out and he became disposable.

So yeah, Scott can keep Allison. Stiles will be happy for him, even. But if he dares interfere with his own plans, Stiles will put them both in the ground himself.

It’s not like it’d be the first time he’s done so.

[izurathespookyskeleton]

Screaming crying thinking of that trope of human-weapon learning how to be a regular person but with Stobotnik.

Like I love those first meeting fics but can u imagine it with Stone being this total super weapon at first that only knows how to follow super serious orders and be a good lil soldier.

Just for his new boss to be this goofy brilliant man that has funky 80s music blasting in his lab while he dances like LMAO GOD THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY. So basically Stone learns he’s a damn dork himself and they get to be silly together in their lil lab can you hear me sobbing.

[taddymason]

Jay and Kaida shenanigans for the End of the Year!!

I had the intention of releasing it just after Christmas but I'm finishing up a holiday one shot of these two gremlins that I'll try to post around next week

Btw, thank you for the support you have given to this AU during the year, the messages, reblogs and asks you have sent mean a lot to me!

[bananabasedidiot]

you heard it here first, folks

he's just a silly little guy

[weepingtalecowboy]

The complete set

The timeline after the hero of time is split into three

And we know for sure that twilight is related to time

But because sheik x link x Malon is a ship that the fandom has quite a bit of content for and people theorized that legend is a part of the royal family

Let’s add him as well as related to time lol (and by extension as related to sky)

Why..

Because it would be very cursed and therefore hilarious (two kids from different timelines that the parents happily share together)

Because that makes any interaction with lullaby and Malon very cursed

Malon was understanding off timeline differences and after finding out about her children / descendants

She was happy to let legend be part of her family(he was absolutely not crying about it at all when she said he was welcome any day)

lullaby was insisting that legend can stay if he wants

Because his life sounds like a crime she has to fix

Because any member of the royal family would be accepted as a heir

Then proceeds to straight up make it official no matter how many laws of nature it breaks (she already broke enough of those so what’s a few more…)

Twilight was also happy to have lots of parental figures

And wind was considered as adoption bait for a while because they wanted the full set of the hero of time successors

And then also dragged along only not officially adopted because he had warriors who very much wanted to stay parent lol

The entire trio is just so casual about their secret kids that apparently came out of nowhere but are actually genuinely real

Like

Lullaby: “yeah this is My son and I was totally hiding him .. but no longer with it now he is officially part of the royal family.. no time travel or anything”

Malon: “and I also have a son he also was totally being hidden as well… they’re both our sons …. No other reason you haven’t seen them like ever””

Talon : “I really don’t know how that happened but I guess I have grandchildren now”

Time was just chilling as it went down and was relishing in the chaos that the public brought

He was born to be cryptic his entire existence was based around it

He is a fairy child at heart lol

[aaandbackstabbed]

Louie: you’re a snitch!

Huey: not a snitch! An informant.

Louie: Yeahh snitch in a tie!

[trialnerror]

Anakin is really out here like “is that what this is about?”

But internally he’s like

“If I had a nickel for every time someone brought up my past crimes that I’ve had to apologize for, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

I love him

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Is it just me or we barely have any tomarry heist au's??? Like, imagine them teaming up and breaking into places — Tom doing the planning/breaking in and Harry doing the stealing and making plans on his feet if they have any problems. Imagine, everyone is after them but no one knows who they are — and they are ALWAYS successful.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more idiot scribbles <3