#warriors is the mom

[weepingtalecowboy]

Wars the PTA mom

Fanfic prompt: What I find hilarious about the rivalry between legend and warriors is the fact that legend is the equivalent of that ONE toddler that will absolutely BEAT you to the ground in any kind of competition

And then more

Like legend knows YES amounts of instruments

Can probably sing because of the siren song (and probably was spiteful enough to actually upgrade the skill just so he could say he wasn’t cheating)

Dance people to the death (in cadence of Hyrule its literally canon and then there is the oracle games as well…)

Because he is the one who could upgrade his flame thrower of a magic rod learning fire dancing would also be a possibility (if we include headcanon that is )

And the DETERMINATION to learn more skills

And he is like 18 AT MOST (probably is 16 just because it would be funnier… he is in his emo phase)

Trying to have a rivalry with him must be a skill in itself (even if Warriors is like 25 or older because frankly it makes it so much funnier)

Like Warriors has no real leg up (other then size lol) against him

Yet insists on beefing with someone who is barely half his age…. AND HE IS LOSING

Like the sheer salt that would come from their interactions (the salt that already is there)

But also Warriors has already adopted two demons once and is very involved in politics in his Hyrule so I can totally see him being this proud older brother who absolutely abuses his younger siblings skills and then goes like , “loook this one is mine… (‘he is so much better then yours’ is heavily implied)”

He definitely has the potential of being a parent council member bitch that uses their kids for social warfare (if he hasn’t already been one with mask and tune)

If it involves any sort of random skills.. the chances that legend already has some kind of ability or skill for it is never below ten percent

But the fact that the chain could always sign him up to any competition then see every other competitor fall into actual despair

(Kids in adult competitions always are a sign of danger and that you are about to encounter your personal nightmare when you have to do better then probably a kid who spent their entire existence on training on this one competition)

Is something that can be considered cheating

Wars was the one who does it just because he wants to see his enemies in disbelief of being bested

If legend isn’t aware that he is a weapon of social warfare then it gets so much more hilarious

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[somereaderinblue]

Ares: What are your goals?

Telemachas: To pet all the dogs.

Ares: No, fitness goals.

Telemachas: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[littlebloomclan]

Moon 25 - New Leaf - Personalities!

I hate the art on this moon but lol oh well it's done. I need to practice drawing kittens, it's something I never do. I see them so often with my foster work AND YET

[loafbud-wc]

They say to never meet your heroes...

[soupdumbling]

You know what that means!

Happy Pride month!

[dream-clangen]

Moon 2 - Just a day in the life :] Also: Podfur being a surrogate daughter to the Kite/Silt sisters

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i love kitehiss i sure hope nothing bad ever happens to her

[favani]

wonder what they are talking about?😍

[jabberwocky-warrior]

A Fan favorite HC for Malleus is him giving you jewels/gifts made from items in his horde. i agree that he definitely does, but i feel we're forgetting something else.

He probably has some of his mother's jewelry.

I think you'd have to be engaged/married before he'd give you anything. But imagine he proposes with his mother's ring. on your wedding day, you're wearing one of her crowns. (i don't think gender matters with the way the crowns styled)

I'd think most of Melanor's belongings are owned by the royal family with only some specifically personal items given to malleus. Same with his dad's things.

I'd think this would be a big deal for everyone but Mallificia especially. Maybe the way she shows her approval of you is through letting you use some of the items she's kept from her daughter. Or having the royal seamstresses rework some of melanor's old clothes into something for you. Same with reverne's clothes.

I think this would also go for more then just jewelry/clothes.

I HC, his dad was also a book nerd/scholarly type. If you're into reading, he gifts you one of his father's favorite books. While you're studying to become Malleus's consort, he lends you Reverne's notes from when he had to study the same things.

I feel like one of the biggest shows of love is letting you use his parents items. The last things he has to remember them.

I don't think lilia would give you anything physical. Instead he shares the most important thing to him. Memories. Lilia will sit with you for hours telling you stories of your future-in-laws. All the stories he can remember of malleus' youth and of the Draconia family in general.

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: Time can pull of any age he wants to be it 30 or over 50

The chain goes to an inn after a long day and Time , wind and legend just walk in asking for the two largest rooms and because everyone is so tired he says that he and his kids will share

And the women on Rezeption just assumes that he is simply a rich asshole at first because those rooms are very big what will a family do with all that space

That changed very quickly when 9 other people all rushed in (four was split for maximum chaos )

Because that poor, poor mother that was forced to endure so much suffering

Then quickly starts judging Time for the ungodly amount of kids he has like

Five of them are just kids (four and wind)

While there are adults already in the family (Warriors, Twilight, Sky )

And teenagers (Legend , Hyrule, Wild)

Did that man never give his wife a break from having children

It gets even funnier if shadow also gets added to the mix but because he was dead for a while he just ends up being the smallest and youngest member of the chain (can’t age if you are dead after all )

Like that Man already has a lot of children but decided to have another one

Just because or what

The pity that mother got from the entire inn was immense

The chain quickly finds out and the very next thing they do is drag Malon with them for maximum chaos

[fannyspammy]

Also is it just me or… did Elrond suddenly get really hot?

Like he was always attractive but… Something about him this season is just whew 😮‍💨

[im-smart-i-swear]

the survivior

[vespidclan]

[MOON 21]

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super excited to get to this one! having kittens drink milk out of a flower drenched in milk until they’re fully weaned makes perfect sense I think

(psst if it hasn’t been established already, the humans at the farm care a lot for stray cats like with baby Fallen and her mom. the ‘flower milk’ is just kitten formula from a dish left outside by the twolegs that papa here decided to use with a flower)

(what I’m trying to say is—don’t give kittens regular milk!!!)

also babies :) i’ll add em to the allegiances laterrr

[foopsie-daisy]

Love in paradise but with silly warrior cats :3

[scourgebff]

warrior cat twitter be so funny cause you’ll have someone say “i wish rootspring wasn’t being set up to move on from bristlefrost so quickly” which is understandable considering it’s only been a handful of months since TBC and they’ll get spammed with replies like “well ACTUALLY 🤓 i think it is good to show him moving on past his girlfriend’s death!!! don’t you want him to not be miserable for the rest of his life!!!!” and yeah sure but what tom in this series hasn’t moved on from the death of his love interest and was given a new one (sometimes multiple) after only a few moons with kits and everything once their obligatory angst for five seconds quota has been fulfilled. also wild take but i don’t think someone absolutely needs to have a wife and ten kids in order to gain a renewed sense of happiness and peace idk.

[tansypaws]