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anyway I’m officially a masters degree haver holy fucking shit
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Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#heaven official's blessing#hob#myart#hua cheng#xie lian#I have a friend who's so pretty and confident the pretty privilege automotically applies to her#I've seen people treat her differently RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME#sometimes I look at her and wonder if this how people feel when hc talks to xl#anyway I think that hc needs the bing-qiu method of “not as beautiful as you yes I love you the most” too#also this xie lian took me 3 seconds to draw but 5 mins to sketch it's an art to come up with such a stupid face you know that?#hc my pretty princess <3 I want him on his knees
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Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.
Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.
Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.
Shen Qingqiu: ....
Xie Lian: ....
Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.
#three of the gayest gays in danmei talking about how not gay they are#tgcf#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mxtx#svsss#mo xiang tong xiu#mo dao su zhi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#tian guan ci fu#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#wei wuxian#wei ying#wwx#xie lian#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#sqq#mdzs shitposting#tgcf shitpost#svsss shitpost
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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness
#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright#because he senses something in the room#and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent#hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting#‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt#and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business#drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon#the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality#dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain#“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE#PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#art#tgcf meme#mxtx#天官赐福#lmao#hob#heaven official's blessing#the people have spoken...
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my silly hualian modern AU: the cheerful trashman nearing 30 and his Cool(TM) smart boyfriend who he totally didn't tutor ~12 years earlier
#tgcf : cnalastair#tgcf shitpost#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#shitpost : cnalastair#cnalastair talking#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian
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"Isn't it easier to hate one person than a whole group?" Xie Lian shouldering the burden of hatred and selflessness 🦋 | Heaven Official’s Blessing S2 Ep10
#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mxtxnet#tgcfedit#mine#tgcf: gifs#gifs: donghua#when XL said empty worthless nonsense I felt like he was talking about himself and I cried a little#this episode was SO painful oh my god#especially this scene was so so hard to watch
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the animation really did this scene justice
#TALK SHIT GET HIT#chromie is watching#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hualian#it's one of my favourite scenes in vol 2#chrmz.txt
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Why aren't they listening to me ๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#tgcf donghua#天官赐福#xie lian#feng xin#mu qing#xianle trio#tgcfedit#poor xl bb talking to himself
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bts bts bts!!!
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HuaLian demisexuals has always made so much sense to me. They only felt sexual attraction for each other, and that after they had met, liked each other's intelligence, kindness and achievements. Sexual desire arose only after they discovered that, when they're together, happiness is much simpler and easy.
#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#they're in love your honor#they're married your honor#heaven official's blessing#hob#i'm demisexual so i know what I'm talking about#tian guan ci fu#crown prince of xianle#mxtx tgcf#crimson rain sought flower#mo xiang tong xiu
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My sister has everyone EXCEPT SOKKA THIS IS A CRIME
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When I first watched the scene in the donghua season two where Jun Wu was warning Xie Lian of eming—Hua Cheng’s cursed and evil scimitar, “a wretched blade”, something that, if touched, would have “unimaginable consequences”—a blade that no one but the emperor could survive a blow from and that every other official was terrified of—I was confused why Xie Lian gets wounded and then like…doesn’t even flinch. He treated it like a mere sprained ankle or maybe even a damn paper cut.
At the time, I hadn’t read the books yet, so I had no idea that the cursed shackles made it literally impossible for him to die and I obv had no idea the real extent of his pain tolerance. I thought maybe eming just wasn’t as scary or deadly as the rumors made him seem, especially having just seen him in puppy mode a few episodes back haha.
So every time I rewatch the donghua after now knowing the entire story, it’s both funny and devastating. I really saw eming through Xie Lian’s eyes only for a bit lol, but…eming truly is deadly. To think of what could have happened had he not had that shackle…no one knows better than Hua Cheng. Plus—regardless that he couldn’t die, something that powerful had to have hurt (Xie Lian and Hua Cheng) like hell.
#why did they completely brush over the shackles in the donghua#don’t get me wrong eming is still baby but like#so is hua cheng#I’m talking about him not with xie lian#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#tgcf#hualian#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#tgcf donghua#eming
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another reason i think that xie lian felt an instant connection on the ox cart is because he and hua cheng both grew up in xianle.
there are maybe 4 people still alive that grew up in that culture. based on my own experience, you can pick up on things like accent, cadence, references, and humor that suggest a person is from the same place as you without consciously noticing it. that sense of comfort and similarity probably played into their instant chemistry.
#thinking about how they are bonded together by being the only people who remember their dead culture... augh it kind of makes me want to cr#as much fighting as fengqing do they are really the only people who will EVER understand each other's childhoods#which. aughhhh#there's a lovely modern au fic by heavensturtle called ''i'm just there to admire you.'' where they talk about chinese diaspora go read it#fics that mention paradise manor being in the xianle style also make me want to bawl. especially when fxmq notice it#other people that remember xianle: qi rong. jun wu. mei nianqing. yeah. none of those people are easy to talk to#buried deep in the xianle quartets heads are things like xianxia silly bands and xianxia nickelodeon and xianxia hi chew that LITERALLY#NOBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD REMEMBERS. DOES THAT NOT MAKE YOU FEEL INSANE#the immortality in tgcf and how it affects memory and sense of self and relationships. ourgh#i speak#tgcf meta#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#i guess?#tian guan ci fu#tgcf books#heaven official's blessing#hob#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#feng xin#mu qing#fengqing#xianle trio#xianle quartet
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Nothing says I love you more than chopping off your beloved's brother's head so he doesn't have to.
Like I'm not going to lie, He Xuan played a good game, but he definitely developed a massive Shi Qingxuan shaped weakness.
To the point he just compeltely bombed his revenge plot. Honestly, he spent the whole time dedicated to the fact that there's no third option either chop off his head or have a fate worse than death, then ripped Shi Wudu's head clean off. That's a third way He Xuan! You cannot convince me that was not an act born out of love. It's toxic, but I like it.
Mxtx might've said no side ships, but beafleaf is canon and you will not convince me otherwise.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#i could talk about beefleaf all day#book 4 was giving#he xuan#shi qingxuan#shi qingxuan x he xuan#beefleaf#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#mxtx
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I've seen people call animal Xie Lian weasel, stoat or ferret and depict him as bigger or smaller animal with or without black-tipped tail. And I'm not sure which animal he's supposed to be, but there are certain differences between these three kinds, and it feels like sometimes people are mixing them up. So I thought I'd create charts focusing on most obvious differences - size and fur colour.
But first something important. English is not my first language and I've just learnt that 'weasel' can be used as a common term for stoats, ferret and... well, weasels. The last one are also called "least weasels" and that's what we'll use.
Without further ado, let's go!
IN CONCLUSION:
If it has white fur and a black-tipped tail - it's a stoat.
Least weasels and stoats are significantly smaller than ferrets.
"Weasel" is a common term for stoats, ferrets and weasels/least weasels (in UK).
This is not some vital knowledge, just thought it would be cool info to share. However people draw him, each weasel Xie Lian is beautiful and important <3
P.S.: Now I'm curious - where did animal forms for hualian even come from? Was it a fan's idea? Is it something from MXTX?
#thank you for coming to my TED talk#i'll post weasels + fox without text some other day#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#fox hua cheng#weasel xie lian#thank goodness for common terms#my art
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