#tian talks

[gaybd1]

anyway I’m officially a masters degree haver holy fucking shit

[tempo-takoyaki]

Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.

Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.

Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.

Shen Qingqiu: ....

Xie Lian: ....

Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[cn-alastair-lite]

my silly hualian modern AU: the cheerful trashman nearing 30 and his Cool(TM) smart boyfriend who he totally didn't tutor ~12 years earlier

[hualian]

"Isn't it easier to hate one person than a whole group?" Xie Lian shouldering the burden of hatred and selflessness 🦋 | Heaven Official’s Blessing S2 Ep10

[silversoulstardust]

the animation really did this scene justice

[shijiujun]

Why aren't they listening to me ๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐

[disgracefulthings]

If Shang Qinghua also wrote TGCF

Hua Cheng: So if you made this world and everyone in it...

Hua Cheng: That means you made dianxia into the most perfect and ideal being

Shang Qinghua: Actually, that's Mobei-Jun

Hua Cheng: Incorrect

Shang Qinghua: You can't correct me, I'm literally your go-

Hua Cheng: Absolutely incorrect!

[usertoxicyaoi]

bts bts bts!!!

[xueyuverse]

HuaLian demisexuals has always made so much sense to me. They only felt sexual attraction for each other, and that after they had met, liked each other's intelligence, kindness and achievements. Sexual desire arose only after they discovered that, when they're together, happiness is much simpler and easy.

[gaybd1]

My sister has everyone EXCEPT SOKKA THIS IS A CRIME

[muzsmocsing]

old man jenkins escaped the geriatric ward again

[kayime]

[citrus-circuss]

These fictional ancient chinese queer men are lowkey incapable of calling their partner's names/nicknames with a normal intonation. We've got Wei Wuxian going "Lan Zhan!! :D", Wen Kexing going "A-Xu~~", Hua Cheng going "Gege *insert maid emoji*", Luo Binghe going "Shizuuun 🥺🥺" and god knows what else

[heartinhyacinth]

When I first watched the scene in the donghua season two where Jun Wu was warning Xie Lian of eming—Hua Cheng’s cursed and evil scimitar, “a wretched blade”, something that, if touched, would have “unimaginable consequences”—a blade that no one but the emperor could survive a blow from and that every other official was terrified of—I was confused why Xie Lian gets wounded and then like…doesn’t even flinch. He treated it like a mere sprained ankle or maybe even a damn paper cut.

At the time, I hadn’t read the books yet, so I had no idea that the cursed shackles made it literally impossible for him to die and I obv had no idea the real extent of his pain tolerance. I thought maybe eming just wasn’t as scary or deadly as the rumors made him seem, especially having just seen him in puppy mode a few episodes back haha.

So every time I rewatch the donghua after now knowing the entire story, it’s both funny and devastating. I really saw eming through Xie Lian’s eyes only for a bit lol, but…eming truly is deadly. To think of what could have happened had he not had that shackle…no one knows better than Hua Cheng. Plus—regardless that he couldn’t die, something that powerful had to have hurt (Xie Lian and Hua Cheng) like hell.