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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

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apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

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i missed the moment i got 1000 kudos for all my fics on ao3... woawie.... (hands making a heart shape emoji)

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you might argue with me on this, but i think that in many cases, it's obvious whether a person went from interest in china -> danmei, rather than just jump straight into danmei...

and i don't want to he an obnoxious fucker who requires everyone to have the knowledge on the order of the dynasties or whatever. what i mean is that many of the people representing the latter lack the cultural sensitivity that is very important when dealing with foreign media lmao

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do yall ever think about how during the punishment protocol, sqq’s terrified thought toward lbg wasn’t just ‘don’t do this,’ but ‘not with that face’

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/thoughtfully/ I consider my qijiu temple is too angsty... I'll make a new one out of THIS

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hell yeah brother

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wanting to drag out volume 3 of guardian, which i am halfway through, i decided to start ballad of sword & wine. imagine my surprise when i closed book with the love interest named shen wei, just to see the very first words of bos&w be "shen wei". read one sentence and went back to guardian, as fate clearly intended me to LMAO

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BLESS THE LORD

i managed to get my best friend (has never read a danmei novel) (isn't planning to) (completely not his thing) to draw qijiu guys... i yapped to him enough that he actually got invested i am winning this game

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headcanon time: the reason sqq has graying hair while the other cultivators don't (despite their similarity in age) is because of sj's experienced abuse, which stunted his cultivation

he might be immortal, technically, but some 'imperfections' managed to sneak in

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I VOLUNTEER

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBU

there's not enough nsfw content of amputee sj & luo bingge out there (popcorn emoji)

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there's not enough nsfw content of amputee sj & luo bingge out there (popcorn emoji)

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I rise from the dead to bring you this doodle inspired from a @cn-alastair-lite induced brainrot of these two HAHSHAHAHA i do not go here but i had a really strong urge to draw these guys cos i got attached 👉👈 bro got me INVESTED fr

Probably won't be coming back anytime soon especially with svsss art so keep that in mind before following ^_^ i was bullied into posting this🩷

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i managed to get my best friend (has never read a danmei novel) (isn't planning to) (completely not his thing) to draw qijiu guys... i yapped to him enough that he actually got invested i am winning this game

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tianlang-jun (bagged his nephew) & luo binghe (bagged his teacher) - because controversial romance choices run in the family

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daily doodle while i try to convince myself to start studying

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toss a coin 🪙