#thought I might as well post it

[aftgscenes]

It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov

Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo

Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes

Neil: Renee is a women and has hair

Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.

Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason

Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass

But also the reverse

Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes

Jean: the tiny goalkeeper

[slashingdisneypasta]

Jim Bickerman x Reader || Drabble

Plot: Reba gives you a dare but it doesn't turn out the way she thought it would 😅

Warnings: I can't think of any 🤔

Reba's POV

"We are not playing this... "

"We are playing this."

Y/N gives me a bemused look, which is fair because the words truth or dare just came out of my mouth sober for the first time since highschool, before she sighs and nods. "Okay... " She asked me for something to cure the boredom that was ruining our friday night, and I did. She can't really argue, can she? With a shrug, she takes a sip of her drink. "Fine. Do me first."

"Alright. Truth or Dare."

She squints suspiciously at me, but acts brave. "... Dare."

Uhuh, okay. I nod and take a slow sip of my beer; thinking. What's a good one... "Uhh... Oh, there." Great. I gesture towards the bar. "Hit on Jimmy."

The swallow of drink that Y/N had under progress chokes her suddenly, almost coming back out of her if it weren't for her freezing up and forcing it down. "-Ugh. Shit. What???"

A grin flickers across my face at her adorable reaction. "You heard me, go on. Make an old man's day. Hey, I'm sure your secret boyfriend wont mind." At the mention of the guy she's been seeing, and refusing to talk about, a ln amused grin slips across her face. "He's not, uh... the jealous type, is he?" She shakes her head at the wink I give her, a bemused smirk on her lips.

"I- " She looks to Bickerman, the familiar tipsy flannel lump hunched over his drink and the bar we all know so well, and puts down her drink. "Fine." Is that a grin on her lips? No. Nah, I saw wrong. Surely. "Lemme show you how to beat a dare, Reba." She teases, hopping off of her stool and walking right up to Jim. There's a bright grin on her face that's a little more cheeky then flirty when he turns to see her. I hear a 'hey there handsome' and a 'you come here often?', and shake my head. She's never known how to flirt, but she's cute. The hand on his shoulder's a nice touch, though.

Their voices turn too low for me to hear but I watch, to make sure the old nutbag doesnt get too handsy, and- did those two always have chemistry?? Jesus. The hell am I looking at here. They look like an actual damn couple.

Wow, she's really going for it though. Putting her hands on his face. She even let's the guy draw her in between his knees. I admire the commitment, but-

What the fuck.

He just kissed her-- and she's l e t t i n g him?? What the f u c k- What about her secret boyfri-

... wait. ... wait, wait, wait- ... Oh christ alive.

This is her secret fucking boyfriend, isn't it?

Damn.

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Regular POV

You pull back, wrap your arms around his neck over his shoulders, give him a final peck on the cheek and then settle back. "You think she saw that?"

"Mmmm... " Jim takes a 'descrete' look Reba's way, and abruptly looks back at you. "Yup I do."

He says that a little too fast. Cautiously you take your own glance her way.

Immediately you snort out a laugh when you see her with her middle finger up at you. "Fuck you both.

Now come back here Y/N it's girls night. Leave the old nut to his devices."

[katherineplumbers]

julia's favorite lyrics: carousel

you'll still hear me say that the best dream i know is you.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[gerrykeay]

im not putting this post into words. beams into your mind The Parallels

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[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[vanyamire]

...before i knew anything, i knew i loved you.

prints

[ciearcab]

old hades piece i never finished cleaning up

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[clownsuu]

girlbosses 💔💥🥄🥄

[cypressure]

an updated Raptor Red portrait

[dapper-lil-arts]

Perks of writing a deranged multiverse fanfic, you can thrown nearly any kind of scene just for the sake of fun.

So I finally got to address the cuntiest MLP character, Nightmare Rarity AND make it about rarijack lol

[fraternum-momentum]

i call whitney 'whitney houston' in my head

[hoofpeet]

Seeing how far I can push vent comics before they stop being relatable part 300... I am "going thru it" as they say.. doodles paired with a long journal entry once more 👍

[tenmasumeragis]

Late Silvio and Rio for Ikepri's 4th Anniversary! Happy (belated) 4th Anniversary to Ikepri!

Art commisioned to lisheren at twitter!

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