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A bit of sketches.
#me thinking what kind of blorbos I recently gathered and#well#i am deranged#tadc kinger#orikan the diviner#helluva boss mammon#those two are not impressed#poor kinger
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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.
like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been
#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling#and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky#which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s)#and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve#like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive#sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently#its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part#shut up riley#marvel#stucky
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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.
It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.
It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.
The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.
It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?
It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?
It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.
It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.
They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.
I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.
How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obikin#vaderwan#long post#every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy#all i can think is#‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce#rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia#and obi wan only wins because they get remarried#like come ON#this is beyond soul mates#this is like#legitimately impressive#‘these two love women’ oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore#they’re absolutely batshit and i love them
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costco hotdog date
this was funnier in my head
#little goody two shoes#all im saying is that elise would dine on those hotdogs meals because they are a good price#and rozenmarine would be the only girl impressed by this#wahoo doodle art#i know the perspective makes no sense with the stock photos and im too tired to care lol#lgts fanart
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Shout out to all artists who had to work without any strong direction or instruction.
I wish you a merry “the client likes it anyways”
#non mdzs#The real mood of this comic is:#AKA: you are in charge of designing a character but have only been given personality as a reference.#This was technically for a game dev meeting and I am part of a team rather than a contractor hired on.#But hey the anxiety going into this was still crazy high. I was playing a risky gambit.#Part two of this comic is me putting all those clowns on a powerpoint and presenting them in front of a few people.#Pointing at them and saying “Okay which clown do you like best? How can we sex up this clown more?”#I think I may be giving the impression that I’m more into clowns than I actually am. It just fit with the character okay!#I had to consult the REAL down-for-clowners for tips. Photos exchanged in the dark alleys of a discord server.#A hooded figure shakes their head at the first photo. Slowly nods as I add puffy sleeves. Nods furiously as I drop the neckline.#This clown still needs to marinate a bit more before I’m ready to present them to the wider world.#So stay tuned! They have become a delight to draw and develop!#Game dev diary#As this is part of that new arc in my life.#Can you tell I've been practicing with digital art a lot more? Boy have I ever! I'm getting stronger! And faster!
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Kingdom Hearts - End of the World
#kingdom hearts#kh1#end of the world#scenery#my gif#this world is so fascinating...#i'm impressed by how the devs can create unsettling and ominous worlds while still using such vibrant colors#like they don't use grey tones as a juxtaposition to the lively disney worlds. they may darken the palette but it's still colorful#also the music here is on a whole other level. they certainly know how to set a tone and atmosphere#i never really noticed how the gummis in the chasm are constantly changing colors. same with those sticky looking web things#i had to include two gifs from that place because it's my favorite area#and now i'm finally done with creating a gifset for every world in kh1 :] three games down... many more to go
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(office style interview)
reader, bargaining into the room: oh my god the shit I’m about to tell you
interviewer, was on their lunch break:
reader: you know that girly game on like-what’s it called- Roblox? Dress to impress or somethin?
reader: I just found Kyle and Johnny playing it together.
(cut scene to Kyle and Johnny laying in in the common space, laptops on laps as they sit facing each other)
Johnny; THEME WAS FUCKIN MAFIA M-A-F-I-A NOT HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT
Kyle, with popcorn: I’m disappointed in this generation- OH HEY I WON
(cut back)
Interviewer: do you play it? Would you? reader: I mean, if I could convince ghosty I would.
#based off real events#walked into my base and found two paramedics playing dress to impress and I have got to say#Never felt like there was a safer spot to need medical assistance#Would let those guys preform any intubation#Jk#john soap mactavish#johnny mactavish x reader#johnny mctavish x reader#johnny mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish#soap mw2#soap incorrect quotes#johnny mactavish fluff#kyle garrick fluff#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz x reader#gaz imagine#cod gaz#gaz cod#gaz incorrect quotes#cod incorrect quotes#cod funny
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I'm still amazed that this guy...
And this guy...
Are the same guy.
He was Dale 'awkward duck' Jennings...
Softboy extraordinaire...
Then a month later...
Sam Reid transformed himself into the magnificently chaotic Lestat De Lioncourt....
But not only that!!
He is actually doing this feat repeatedly!
Sam's literally filming both 'The Newsreader' and 'Interview with the Vampire' season by season, back to back. Meaning that, so long as both shows keep getting renewed, Sam will keep transforming himself (again and again and again...)
From this...
To this...
And back to this...
👌😂😍 👏
That's Freakishly Fucking Talented!!
#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#sam reid#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv#iwtv amc#the newsreader#the vampire lestat#dale jennings#incredibly impressed#those last two pics are from season 2 of each show 😂
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#honestly i like falinks. i think it's rather cute#falinks#first impression havin' no retreat lookin' megahorn-usin' ass#i thought it was a bug-type for a bit‚ honestly. just because of how many good bug-type moves it learns (two) (it learns two)#but they're so ubiquitous. they'll always end up on your moveset. which means you have a fighting-type with two bug-type moves#which. made me think it was a bug-type. also look at it. that looks like a bug#also hi update from the future. you may have noticed i missed a few galarian forms. i am aware and they will be coming after falinks#you'll get galarian ponyta at 4:40 PM today. eastern time#i left this one first in the queue because tumblr user swadloom‚ i believe it was‚ was excited for this one#and i gave them like. an exact time and date. and if i changed it now that would look downright inconsistent#so! the galarian ponyta line will be split up over two days. sorry galarian rapidash fans! you'll see them tomorrow at 1:20 PM#(that's the same time as this falinks right now‚ for those outside of eastern time)
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sol is not at all interested in neve the way i am but if i play my cards right i think they can reasonably easily be convinced lucanis has two hands for a reason
#is this#veilguard spoilers#im actually not sure sol is interested in women at all#which is new. my ocs are usually bisexual for shameless plot convenience#but i never get anything from sol it’s like our biggest player to character dissonance#jgshsjsksksk#me at the window like are you SURE you dont want to try flirting with neve and bellara are you SURE#but aside from that they also have like#they want to impress neve too much to want her that way?? like those are two separate categories for them#kind of similar to what happened with davrin. like they respect him too much. which is terrible lucanis sorry#pathetic men only for sol i fear#next playthrough though neve gallus i am coming for you#sol de riva
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[𝘕𝘶́𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘕𝘶𝘦𝘷𝘦]
I still can't get over this movie
#puss in boots#puss in boots the last wish#those two words really made an impression on me for some damn reasons#and why does the gif's quality suck so much ass
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having the miya twins as your brothers would mean them betting over who’d cry on your wedding first
#babbles.#you’re not even halfway through the aisle but atsumu is already biting back sobs#he tries SO HARD but tears are already streaming down his cheeks#and osamu looks at him weirdly bc his twin is being so dramatic for what ??#you moving out soon to start a new life with your partner ??#you have to remember they were the first men in your life#the first to make you laugh#the first to make you cry#your first dance (you were 4 and they blessed you with songs by destinys child)#you and atsumu raced on your bikes when you were younger and you two were going so fast you went sliding down the hill#explaining the scar on your right elbow#you can cook almost as well as osamu now after all those years of asking him to teach you so that you can impress your now lifelong partner#osamu realizes that their baby sister is all grown up now#and he CRIES#he and atsumu have their arms around each other’s shoulders as they listen to you say your vows#and they forget about the bet because .#they’re proud#so so so proud#CRYING#someone tell me to stop thinking of miya twins x younger sister headcannons#in my head they took it upon themselves to protect and take care of their single mother and baby sister#UGH#im obsessed#(omg and what if . the groom is suna UDHEJDJWKDJS IM PROJECTING BYE)
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i don't really watch doom patrol but i have seen enough clips of the dead boys in it to know i have a favorite line, which is edwin saying "i don't need charles to protect me" and charles saying, casual as anything, "yeah but i do it anyway, don't i?"
#dead boy detectives#those two kids did great in that role!! i was impressed#my second favorite VERY edwin moment was him hissing 'you don't get a vote!'#doom patrol
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#columbo#season 7#try and catch me#i love murderers who bully the shit out of columbo#robert culp screams in his face. jack cassidy acts snide. ruth gordon makes fun of his lil mannerisms#those two shithead teenagers in the reboot call him poor and inbred and do impressions of him#it's lovely
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Eclipse Gazing (so pretty tonight...)
vsz week day one: flowers/symbolism
didn't reallyyy know what to do for this one, so i decided to just turn my brain off and do something simple and fun! so i don't really know.. what is.. happening? In this drawing? i definitely would have gone insane otherwise though so 👍
here's the original thumbnail! i don't usually do thumbnails, but this image came to me while i didn't have my phone on me, so i had to quickly doodle it in an already-full page lol (hence the blocked out separate sketches xp)
(second eclipse image isn't really related at all, i just liked it and wanted show it here ;3c)
Pretty exited for the rest of this week though! Hoping to post more art for it :33
#princezam#vitalasy#itzsubz#itzsubz_#vitalasubzam#lifesteal#lssmp#lsshipping#vsz week 2024#mcyt#uzudoodles#seriously though HOW did i manage those clouds?? they're so fkn pretty genuinely so impressed with myself fur that#'Specially the bottom two... they so pretty :3333#ummmm between you an' me.... I told myself 'do something low effort' and then. I. Put in.. effort.....
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Kingdom Hearts - Hollow Bastion
#kingdom hearts#kh1#hollow bastion#scenery#my gif#creating this set helped me truly appreciate just how detailed this world is#i mean i always knew it was beautiful but i never actually slowed down long enough to REALLY look at it#seriously every single room is so varied and intricately designed it's so impressive#it was difficult to select only eight locations to showcase because this place is huge and each area is so memorable in its own way#i technically used two shots from the lift stops but c'mon i wasn't going to leave out those giant stained glass windows are you kidding me#they look amazing but can be easily missed since they're so high up#this world is so dark and moody with its elaborate architecture despite its soft peach toned skybox that's surprisingly calming to look at#she has the range
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