#those candle things

[b33-fus]

Okay chat I meant to make this as a joke but i got so carried away oh my god ihhfwriuhfrw8huwfrihuc

I wanted to draw the like jesus candle thing with Kim so j could print it out and put it on a candle like funny haha kim shrine

But like I fuck with this so hard dude I'm proud of it

My commissions are opennnnnnnn just sayinnnnnn

[critterbitter]

Blitzle let that inner zebra slip for a second. The children are terrified. Litwick’s impressed. Truly the start to a terrible friendship.

Masterpost

(Bonus doodle under cut!)

haha thinking about ingo and litwick again…

[voidcat]

baby vampire narumi who picks you to be one of his first...

you're easy on the eyes, pretty compliant looking and he's sure he has overheard you discuss with friends that you find the whole 'vampire scene' to be hot. easy prey, he thinks. and as a bonus, it'll be his stupid form of get back. him and you have never been on good terms and he just cannot wait to see the expression on your face when you realize the alluring, charming vampire that has approached you turns out to be the guy you've been looking down at and calling an idiot this whole time.

what he didn't account for- is that your approach from start to finish is too fishy... is that vampire fantasy perhaps not just a fantasy but an experience already? how come you seem to be one step ahead of him, what's with the gradual change in your demeanor that he otherwise wouldn't have noticed were he not looking forward to your absolute surprise-

until he realizes a little too late that the hunter has been the prey this whole time. sure, there were rumors of older vampires around, not just by years but experience too, master of some of the vampiric crafts or just the life of the night- nothing but pure, filthy, demonic blood coursing through their veins unless currently feeding on their latest course.

fangs glinting under the dim lights of the candles and pupils like two slits cutting through the night, narumi didn't account for the possibility of you being one of them, is all

[yukipri]

I like the concept of Pumpkin Spice far more than the reality of it.

Like I love fall, I like the warm colors and the aesthetic, I even sometimes like the smell of it. And the combination of these things leads me to crave pumpkin spice things, so I buy them

Only to realize as I'm trying to swallow that I do not, in fact, like pumpkin flavor very much

[canisalbus]

My aunt is very sensitive to strong scents (buys my deodorant so that we know it won't harm her, because other than a couple brands, they give her migraines, we don't have scented candles, and I have a couple of perfumes, but I never wear them), so we're super careful there, but we also can't go into some stores because the perfume counter is Right There. When we go shopping, she knows to look for me in the candle aisle because I'll stand there sniffing each candle and giving a review to whoever is with me at the time

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[daily-kobold-facts]

Hello. The kobolds have created a piece of interactive fiction in twine that you can play right now. It's very stupid, yet has nearly 700 passages. It's about being a kobold and getting a dragon a birthday present. They made the game because they can and nobody stopped them. Thank you for your time.

[oifaaa]

People just getting off my plane wished us good luck that's always a great sign

[nico-di-genova]

CASS I think Indy wants to get you more angry from what happened today if the gods are letting FETTUCCINE ON POLE, IM LITERALLY RIPPING THE WALL

I accidentally cursed Alex on my bday, he hasn’t finished a single race since and the Rossi stick bad luck curse is now spreading to the rest of the grid 😭

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

Defeat, failure, and despair; the loss of something or someone important, without which one feels incomplete

Huge, enormous thanks to Arlo on bluesky for making my dreams a reality and helping to create a custom tarokka card for my Curse of Strahd PC, Wyn! She carried the Broken One card through Barovia and all the way to Madam Eva, and I got very attached to the idea of having one that reflected her personal struggle, which Arlo was kind enough to indulge! Go check out their work!

(And if you've ever thought Wyn's design was cool in general, they are ALSO her original designer, and their commissions are still open 👀)

[hatchetsfield-arch]

y’all look at my birthday cake! do you think if we sing the summoning instead of happy birthday the lords in black’ll appear

[plusultraetc]

Fourteen Days of MHA | 4/14: The Ladies

Momo returns to the kitchen with the glass jar of matches from her room, only to find the candle already lit.

“Oh,” she says. The three wicks of the pink scented candle flicker merrily. “You found the lighter, then?”

“Nope!” Mina says from where she’s standing by the counter. Tooru is kneeling on it, passing down mugs for tea.

“Oh.” Momo says again, still staring at the candle. Then she looks around for Todoroki. He is not there. In fact, there’s no one in sight.

“Do you wanna know how we lit it?” Mina asks. From the way she’s smiling, Momo is pretty sure the answer is no.

But she’s the class VP. Since moving into the 1-A dorms, the realm of her responsibilities has expanded. She must, intrepidly, proceed.

“… How?”

“Well,” Mina says, reaching for a roll of paper towels.

“No.”

“No, Yaomomo, listen—”

“No.” The stove looms ominously behind her.

“It worked really well! We threw it in the sink right after!”

Momo slams the jar of matches onto the kitchen counter with a little more force than is probably necessary. Mina pouts. “These are the kitchen matches now. They’re staying here. Forever. Just don’t—no.”

[goatsandgangsters]

bought some neat trinkets from a neighbor's yard sale!

an early 20th-century brass candle snuffer, which will now live on the kitchen wall when not in use

and two cute teacups! one late 19th-century, one date unknown

all for $5 each!

[trentskis]

i did that a song a day thing in jan and im gonna share it here now that it's feb and try and keep it up all year. songs that were randomly in my head, songs from events and experiences of jan, songs i reconnected with... enjoy if u listen and happy imbolc !! 💗

[firstofficerkittycat]

once i saw a picture of kirk dressed as the pope and i was already in a dissociative state from seeing spock as jesus so the firs t thing that came in my head was well at least hes still got his yarmulke

[mephoj]

"EVERYONE ELSE is misogynistic i LOVE female characters!!" - guy who is constantly ignoring important parts of female characters arcs bc they cant stand not hating One character for one minute. guy who mostly only discusses female characters relationships with men while complaining the sapphic ships "just dont make sense :/"

[little-sweets-witch]

Hey here's some

Ghost and Pals tarot cards (Part 2)